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Old 16-06-2019, 03:20 PM   #1
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Old 16-06-2019, 03:23 PM   #2
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Old 16-06-2019, 03:31 PM   #3
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Woke up feelin' like I just might run for President
Even if there ain't no precedent, switchin' up the messaging
I'm about to add a little estrogen
Buy my whip by myself
Pay my rent by myself
Only exes that I care about are in my ****ing chromosomes
I don't really need you, I'm Macaulay Culkin home alone
Bad bitch, diamonds in my collarbone (Yee, yee)
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Old 16-06-2019, 03:44 PM   #4
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Woke up feelin' like I just might run for President
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Buy my whip by myself
Pay my rent by myself
Only exes that I care about are in my ****ing chromosomes
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Old 16-06-2019, 03:46 PM   #5
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Old 16-06-2019, 04:53 PM   #6
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LT reminds me of a successful Chimney Sweep - he will be up your flue, in a minute or two.

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Old 16-06-2019, 04:57 PM   #7
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LT reminds me of a successful Chimney Sweep - he will be up your flue, in a minute or two.

Yours

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Old 16-06-2019, 05:00 PM   #9
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