[Epic.]

Originally Posted by Epic.

Day 5/6 Highlights
1. Jon (+1)
2. Federico (-1)
3. Nush (+2)
4. Anouska (-3)
5. Sissy (-1)
6. Tania (-)
7. Scott (-)
8. Gos (-)
9. Steph (-)
10. Justine (-)
11. Ray (-)
12. Cameron (-)

Day 7/8/9 Highlights (Anouska Evicted)
1. Federico (+1)
2. Jon (-1)
3. Anouska (+1)
4. Nush (-1)
5. Sissy (-)
6. Tania (-)
7. Scott (-)
8. Gos (-)
9. Steph (-)
10. Justine (-)
11. Ray (-)
12. Cameron (-)

[Macie Lightfoot]

Finally finished the BB17 launch and it was..... kinda run of the mill and pedestrian and boring? It was very much like "This is a launch night of Big Brother" and "these are Big Brother Housemates" and "this is a nominations twist on launch night" and there was no substance to it at all. The only good moments were...

1) Big Brother forgetting to tell Charlie to take off her mask
2) Evelyn telling Emma that production accidentally gave her her nametag
3) The Others being so ****ing thick that they couldn't figure out what they were doing when they had to target a HM based off of the character trait they chose. I know he sucks but I felt so bad for Andrew being in that room with imbeciles

[Macie Lightfoot]

Also this gif is fun

[Epic.]

Originally Posted by Epic.

Day 7/8/9 Highlights (Anouska Evicted)
1. Federico (+1)
2. Jon (-1)
3. Anouska (+1)
4. Nush (-1)
5. Sissy (-)
6. Tania (-)
7. Scott (-)
8. Gos (-)
9. Steph (-)
10. Justine (-)
11. Ray (-)
12. Cameron (-)

Day 10/11 Highlights (Jon and Justine nominated)
1. Jon (+1)
2. Federico (-1)
3. Nush
4. Tânia (+1)
5. Sissy (-1)
6. Scott
7. Gos
8. Ray (+2)
9. Steph (-1)
10. Justine (-1)
11. Cameron

[Epic.]

Originally Posted by Epic.

Day 10/11 Highlights (Jon and Justine nominated)
1. Jon (+1)
2. Federico (-1)
3. Nush
4. Tânia (+1)
5. Sissy (-1)
6. Scott
7. Gos
8. Ray (+2)
9. Steph (-1)
10. Justine (-1)
11. Cameron

Day 12/13 Highlights
1. Federico (+1)
2. Jon (-1)
3. Sissy (+2)
4. Nush (-1)
5. Tânia (-1)
6. Scott (-)
7. Gos (-)
8. Steph (+1)
9. Justine (+1)
10. Ray (-2)
11. Cameron (-)

[Epic.]

JUSTINE fans wanting JON out because HE'S the "BORING" one of the two.

[Epic.]

Why did Justine have so many fans?

She was a boring stick-in-the-mud who got easily wound up by Jon over nothing

[Epic.]

Davina showing Justine a montage of the entire UK tabloiding Jon more than anyone else and campaigning for Jon to stay and win, horrifying her

[Epic.]

Davina: Jon and Justine the phone lines are closed, the votes have been counted and verified, and I can now reveal... that the second person to be evicted from the Big Brother house, is...
Jon: IS! I'll give you a CLUE, it starts with a J!!!
Housemates: Shhh
Davina: Justine!
Housemates:
Justine:
Jon: ...Nuts! :/

Jon and Federico are the only people keeping this series alive atm

[Headie]

Originally Posted by Epic.

Jon and Federico are the only people keeping this series alive atm

[Epic.]

Originally Posted by Epic.

Day 12/13 Highlights
1. Federico (+1)
2. Jon (-1)
3. Sissy (+2)
4. Nush (-1)
5. Tânia (-1)
6. Scott (-)
7. Gos (-)
8. Steph (+1)
9. Justine (+1)
10. Ray (-2)
11. Cameron (-)

Day 14/15/16 Highlights (Justine Evicted)
1. Federico (-)
2. Jon (-)
3. Nush (+1)
4. Tânia (+1)
5. Sissy (-2)
6. Scott (-)
7. Gos (-)
8. Justine (+1)
9. Steph (-1)
10. Ray (-)
11. Cameron (-)

[Macie Lightfoot]

Just watched the stupid fake eviction/house swap/live episode and it was a complete mess from production. Ryan is sooooooo deficient mentally it's not even funny, and Andrew is just so smarmy and falsely convinced of his own intelligence. This interaction made me scream...

Andrew: From what I've seen eight you are SNAKES!!!
*everyone just gets up and walks away and literally puts their fingers in their ears*

The other big thing of this episode was "my mom has a black carer" -gate and jeeeeez what a ****ing mess. I feel bad for Natalie because she's totally valid in her feelings, but of course she expressed herself in the worst way possible. Jayne, I don't think she's racist but she's just kinda dumb and came off teeeeerribly with "my parents are Irish immigrants" and "Nigerian carers are AMAZING, it's not a cultural thing" and "my mom has a black carer! I have a black carer!" and literally saying "the black word" like yiiiiikes it was such a crash course on how to be as racially insensitive as possible. Like her point was something along the lines of "we were talking about how horrible racism is and I was defending black people by talking about how my mom got slapped by her black carer" ?!?!?! I think it speaks for itself.

[Epic.]

Originally Posted by Macie Lightfoot

Andrew: From what I've seen eight you are SNAKES!!!
*everyone just gets up and walks away and literally puts their fingers in their ears*

This made me groan so much, Emma told both of them to not say ANYTHING about watching it and then Andrew goes in and starts insulting all of them and then Ryan immediately confronts Sam. Two of the stupidest housemates of all time.

And fake evicting Alex and Jackson while the stupid crowd doesn't play along and cheers the crap out of them while the housemates all chant "NO THAT'S NOT REAL! THEY'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE!" based on the reception, it was so awful.

I think BB17 is a good series but the production is still just as cringey as always for Ch5

[Tony Montana]

Originally Posted by Epic.

This made me groan so much, Emma told both of them to not say ANYTHING about watching it and then Andrew goes in and starts insulting all of them and then Ryan immediately confronts Sam. Two of the stupidest housemates of all time.

And fake evicting Alex and Jackson while the stupid crowd doesn't play along and cheers the crap out of them while the housemates all chant "NO THAT'S NOT REAL! THEY'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE!" based on the reception, it was so awful.

I think BB17 is a good series but the production is still just as cringey as always for Ch5

That episode was a complete mess! Hilarious but messy af.

[Macie Lightfoot]

Exactly, when Marco of all people realizes "wait you guys are just going next door lol" then you know y'all ****ed up from a production standpoint. I mean I don't think it helps that the main house could hear Ryan, Jayne, and Natalie all SCREAMING at each other from the garden () but the entire thing was very very shoddy.

[Tony Montana]

Originally Posted by Epic.

Jon and Federico are the only people keeping this series alive atm

[Tony Montana]

Originally Posted by Macie Lightfoot

Exactly, when Marco of all people realizes "wait you guys are just going next door lol" then you know y'all ****ed up from a production standpoint. I mean I don't think it helps that the main house could hear Ryan, Jayne, and Natalie all SCREAMING at each other from the garden () but the entire thing was very very shoddy.

The tagline for that series was ''The game is changing''

Did it fuck.

[Tony Montana]

Federico was Marcus before we had Marcus. I've always felt he should've been in BB5.

[Epic.]

Originally Posted by Tony Montana

The tagline for that series was ''The game is changing''

Did it fuck.

[Macie Lightfoot]

Andrew is soooo insufferable I can't handle his self-congratulatory end of episode DRs about how he's playing this game SO WELL and he executed his mission ALMOST TOO FLAWLESSLY because there was a MASS EXODUS that had nothing to do with him. He and Ryan are both ****ing knobs and I HATE THEM. That being said, it was a fun episode bc the regular HMs all rallied up to railroad the **** out of both of them. My two favorite quotes...

Ryan: Sam, you call yourself a model?! You couldn't even model balaclavas, you ****ing goon!
Georgina: I've heard that joke before!

Chelsea: Sorry.
Ryan: Don't say sorry.
Chelsea: I'M SORRY FOR BLOWING SMOKE IN YOUR FACE, NOT FOR THE WAY I WAS ACTING. BECAUSE THAT'S ME!

Chelsea trying soooooooo hard to be the rough and tough alpha male father of the house that Jason was surely cast to be is so ****ing pathetic but kinda cute?

[Macie Lightfoot]

This was like two episodes ago but I loved how Marco started talking about how he blew a quarter million on prostitutes, cocaine, and alcohol and Laura was just like "I get that" and they proceeded to make out queen of understanding!

[Epic.]

Originally Posted by Epic.

Day 14/15/16 Highlights (Justine Evicted)
1. Federico (-)
2. Jon (-)
3. Nush (+1)
4. Tânia (+1)
5. Sissy (-2)
6. Scott (-)
7. Gos (-)
8. Justine (+1)
9. Steph (-1)
10. Ray (-)
11. Cameron (-)

Day 17/18 (Federico, Jon and Sissy nominated)
1. Jon (+1)
2. Federico (-1)
3. Nush
4. Sissy (+1)
5. Tânia (-1)
6. Scott
7. Gos
8. Ray (+1)
9. Steph (-1)
10. Cameron

[Epic.]

Originally Posted by Epic.

Day 17/18 (Federico, Jon and Sissy nominated)
1. Jon (+1)
2. Federico (-1)
3. Nush
4. Sissy (+1)
5. Tânia (-1)
6. Scott
7. Gos
8. Ray (+1)
9. Steph (-1)
10. Cameron

Day 19/20 Highlights
1. Jon (-)
2. Federico (-)
3. Nush (-)
4. Sissy (-)
5. Tânia (-)
6. Scott (-)
7. Gos (-)
8. Ray (-)
9. Steph (-)
10. Cameron (-)

[Epic.]

Originally Posted by Epic.

Day 19/20 Highlights
1. Jon (-)
2. Federico (-)
3. Nush (-)
4. Sissy (-)
5. Tânia (-)
6. Scott (-)
7. Gos (-)
8. Ray (-)
9. Steph (-)
10. Cameron (-)

Day 21/22/23 Highlights (Sissy Evicted)
1. Jon (-)
2. Federico (-)
3. Nush (-)
4. Sissy (-)
5. Tânia (-)
6. Scott (-)
7. Gos (-)
8. Ray (-)
9. Steph (-)
10. Cameron (-)

[Matthew.]

Started BB2.

Besides Anne, who is the best housemate of all time, my favourite atm is Helen, who’s ambition in life is to have a Gucci handbag, and dislikes the name Helen so much that she likes to be called Hilda.


Launch Rank
1. Helen
2. Brian
3. Amma
4. Narinder
5. Dean
6. Paul
7. Stuart
8. Penny
9. Bubble
10. Elizabeth

Potential Housemates Rank
1. Anne
2. Natasha
3. Josh