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13-09-2019, 03:03 PM | #4626 | |||
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*Narinder spots Paul and Helen chatting happily with each other*
Narinder: Them two are OBSESSED with each othaaaah! Brian: I know cause, well they've got lots of things in common. Narinder: What they're both FAKE? *sips cup of tea* ...Number ONE! Both fake, both have got no... I suppose they're both in their own little world. Brian: Just like me and YOU. Narinder: ...yeah... |
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13-09-2019, 03:49 PM | #4627 | |||
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2. Brian (-1) 3. Amma (+1) 4. Helen (-1) 5. Josh (-) 6. Paul (+2) 7. Elizabeth (-1) 8. Dean (+1) 9. Bubble (-2) Matthew was not exaggerating things when he bigged up Narinder's eviction interview as one of the best ever, maybe even THE best. In fact it was so good that they included it in the week's recap giving me a free chance to rewatch it . Something which they hadn't done for ANY other interview i've seen of the first two series so far, only for Narinder . And with that, some highlights. Davina: You have truly... spiced up this house Narinder: THEN WHY DIDN'T I STAAAAY? Davina: That's the question on the TIP of many people's mouths Narinder: YES! THANK YOU "PAUL'S FRIENDS!" Davina: Ever since you got nominated, it's been quite a stressful week. Narinder: Yeah. Davina: You had your period-- Narinder: ...DID YOU ALL HEAR ABOUT MY POO PROBLEM?! Video of Bubble nominating Narinder Bubble: I nominate Narinder because-- Narinder: *outside echo from studio* you TWAT..... Video of Helen nominating Narinder comes on as crowd boo and hiss Narinder: YEAH BOOOOOOOOOO Davina: You got 6 nominations Narinder: Aww the cheek of it! And I cooked them bloody curry the little SHITS! Davina: Narinder... Narinder: YEAH I COOKED THEM CURRY Davina: I'm gonna MENTION, each person's name, and I want you to say ONE WORD that you wou-- Narinder: EXCELLENT Davina: Would associate with these people. Narinder: EXCELLEEEENNNNT! Davina: Hahaha... okay. Amma. Narinder: LAZY? Davina: Bubble. Narinder: His voice IRRITATES ME like NO ONE'S voice EVER. Davina: One worrrrd? Narinder: .....Voice. Davina: Dean. Narinder: BORING! Davina: Elizabeth. Narinder: ...BORIIINNNG! :smile: Davina: Helen. Narinder: ...ERRRRGH Davina: And JOSH. Narinder: WATCH OUT--erm... SUSPICIOUS... Davina: You were quite upset about that weren't you? points to nominations screen Narinder: Because, I so stuck up for him, and then when I saw when it was nominations and I saw his face and I saw a little SMURRRK, and I think "You WANK... " The second showing of this interview even included stuff that wasn't in the first airing of it . Including her spot on Dean impression Last edited by Epic.; 14-09-2019 at 04:50 PM. |
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13-09-2019, 05:06 PM | #4628 | |||
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A food fight/massive argument followed by the housemates being spun round on a roundabout
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14-09-2019, 08:32 PM | #4629 | |||
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End of series rankings: 1. Pete 2. Jodie 3. Chantelle 4. Preston 5. Traci 6. Rula 7. Faria 8. Maggot 9. Michael 10. Dennis 11. George Not much changes from week 1 to the end except Traci joins green (my favourite moment of hers is when the camera cuts to her randomly and she goes ‘Dennis am I fat?’whilst there’s drama going on The bottom 4 are all deplorable bullies. I guess people could call me a hypocrite for having Pete top but he was just so fascinating, beautiful and enjoyable to watch? His wit and entire presence is just gripping. Jodie was horrifically bullied and I’m happy the crowd were chanting her name on finale night<3 It’s sad that her and Chantelle were never friends after this series. Chantelle was a perfect winner Preston was a great watch as well and was pretty righteous (except his needless bitching of Jodie) and Rula and Faria are nice enough although I found Faria’s final days in the house atrociously boring. Last edited by Cal.; 15-09-2019 at 09:02 AM. |
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15-09-2019, 12:51 AM | #4630 | |||
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George Galloway a messy legend get some ****ing taste lurv x
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15-09-2019, 08:44 PM | #4631 | |||
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Tim being the only housemate to pass the task and having to stay on The Rich Side by himself for a whole week
His answer to this is to encourage all the housemates to cross the divide, and if Big Brother ejects them all, he will be willing to walk out of the house with him |
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17-09-2019, 12:59 PM | #4632 | |||
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(after Vanessa's eviction)
Makosi: "I'm mourning my friend right now. I'm grieving" Science: "She's alive out there eatin' Nandos!"
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17-09-2019, 09:15 PM | #4633 | |||
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1. Ahmed 2. Nadia 3. Victor 4. Jason 5. Vanessa 6. Shell 7. Stu 8. Emma 9. Michelle 10. Dan 11. Marco |
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17-09-2019, 09:17 PM | #4634 | |||
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it’s a mad, mad world
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18-09-2019, 07:11 PM | #4635 | |||
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1. Brian 2. Helen (+1) 3. Amma (-1) 4. Josh 5. Elizabeth (+1) 6. Paul (-1) 7. Dean 8. Bubble As you can tell from below Brian onwards, the decline is real. In order to cope, I watched back all of Narinder's post-eviction BBLB interviews up until this point. More amazing pieces of verbal hilarity from her. While there's a lot to comment on, like her explaining how she acted as hyper in her eviction as she did based on how upset she was to leave(</3). And once again a bucket load of quotes "Josh promised to bring fun and frolics and he sat there playing BACKGAMMON " "I've got bigger biceps than Dean for christ's sake . " "Bubble will try and get with Brian but he's just ANNOYING... " *when she has to throw a dart onto a housemate and give an honest opinion of who she lands on* "I'm gonna find it HARD to be honest though! Not quite a QUALITY of mine... " ""I JUST WANT TO SAY TO AMMA'S MUM, AMMA LOVES YOU LOADS, AND WHATEVER YOU READ IN THE PAPER, IT'S NAWT TRUE AND I DID NAWT SAY IT. " And best of all, there's her righteous "Evict Bubble" campaigns, such as her doing this by accident when a phone caller said they wanted him out because he's "really boring" |
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19-09-2019, 09:08 PM | #4636 | |||
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it’s a mad, mad world
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Adele saying she finds it hard to Jonny because he does her head in but she makes the effort by “asking about the fire station”
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19-09-2019, 10:22 PM | #4637 | |||
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Week 8 - Science evicted
1. Science 2. Makosi 3. Kemal 4. Derek 5. Orlaith 6. Anthony 7. Craig 8. Eugene
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20-09-2019, 09:45 PM | #4638 | |||
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1. Michelle (Mainly ranked first because of her 10/10 commentary in the bedsit) 2. Vanessa 3. Nadia 4. Shell 5. Dan 6. Victor 7. Emma 8. Vanessa 9. Stu 10. Ahmed 11. Jason 12. Marco Last edited by Jake.; 22-09-2019 at 12:06 AM. |
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21-09-2019, 07:56 PM | #4639 | |||
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it’s a mad, mad world
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Tim: “I don’t like acting like a prat. I feel like a wally. I’m not a prat. I don’t like standing up and making an idiot of myself”
Lmao the irony |
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21-09-2019, 08:10 PM | #4640 | |||
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it’s a mad, mad world
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PJ: “How do you get your money Tim do you save it?”
Tim: “Umm yeah I’ve got a bit of a side thing as well” Alex: “HE’S A DRUG DEALER PJ ” |
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21-09-2019, 08:38 PM | #4641 | |||
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it’s a mad, mad world
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Davina: “Adele, you and you alone may cross the divide.”
Jade: (runs across divide) Kate: |
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21-09-2019, 09:13 PM | #4642 | |||
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it’s a mad, mad world
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1. Tim (-) 2. 3. Alex (-1) 4. Kate (-) 5. Jonny (+1) 6. Jade (+2) 7. PJ (-) |
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21-09-2019, 11:31 PM | #4643 | ||
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22-09-2019, 12:05 AM | #4644 | |||
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22-09-2019, 12:29 PM | #4645 | |||
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1. Brian (-) 2. Amma (+1) 3. Helen (-1) 4. Elizabeth (+1) 5. Josh (-1) 6. Dean (+1) 7. Paul (-1) 8. Bubble (-) |
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22-09-2019, 03:09 PM | #4646 | |||
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it’s a mad, mad world
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Alex: “Just a quick question about the chickens. We just had to go in and dry them. Um... none of us here are chicken experts and we don’t know how to dry a chicken properly. I don’t really want to have to dry a chicken because… I haven’t been professionally trained… ”
BB: “Alex, Big Brother doesn’t expect you to be a professional chicken dryer. ” Alex: “Well thank god for that! ” BB: “But Big Brother would be very grateful if you had a look at them in the morning and let us know if they seem at all distressed.” Alex: “... I don’t know how you can tell a distressed chicken! Is it in their eyes... or the way they walk? I don’t know, I suppose it’s if they’re not their perky self. I’ll throw a gooseberry in and if they go for it then I dare say they’re not distressed. ” |
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22-09-2019, 03:49 PM | #4647 | |||
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it’s a mad, mad world
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Tim going into the diary room expecting BB to play Kate’s message from home again because he thought he saw his mum in it, only to just told no and that because he stole wine earlier in the week, the bottle of wine they were given as a reward will be getting confiscated
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22-09-2019, 04:28 PM | #4648 | |||
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Tim: “As the group’s got smaller, the house is less divided. I’ve actually become a little less naïve than I had been previously. Myself, PJ and Alex’s side... um... it’s a really life puppet show, in my eyes. I’m sure Jonny as a 29 year old, doesn’t play chase with a towel at home. But because he’s got cameras on him, and because he classes himself as Funny Jonny or whatever, he’ll... act the fool. And Kate, likewise, is just a big act. And there are rare times that they are being themselves, times that I really like them as people.”
BB: “Is there anything that you’re enjoying at the moment? Tim: “I was looking forward to getting my clean clothes back from the laundry. But that was also shattered today I was looking forward to eating some of the hamper but that seems to have been eaten last night while I was in bed. :bored. The weather’s cack. And everyone’s acting like I’m in a pantomime and I have somehow stumbled onto the stage without buying a ticket. |
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22-09-2019, 05:44 PM | #4649 | |||
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it’s a mad, mad world
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Alex: “Hello I’d like to make a complaint, my servant is not functioning properly. He will not get me a glass, is there anything Big Brother can do to help me with my… problem? ”
BB: “What did he say?” Alex: “**** off. GET IT YOURSELF.” BB: “Do you feel that you as the master are within your rights to ask PJ...” Alex: “YES I DO I think it’s a very easy task, it’s not as if I’m asking him to massage my back but I really feel I’d like Big Brother to call him in and discipline him, because I am the master...” BB: “Indeed Alex, you are the master, not Big Brother. ” |
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22-09-2019, 07:47 PM | #4650 | |||
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it’s a mad, mad world
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PJ trying to convince the housemates and himself that he’s well liked by saying that Davina sounded sad when announcing his name, only for Kate to call bs and say “Erm no she says it like that every time”
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