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18-11-2019, 09:50 PM | #1 | |||
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I couldn’t have been interviewed by Emily Maitlis because I was at a Burger King in Swansea, insists Prince Andrew
Duke of York denies interview with Emily Maitliss The Duke of York claims he couldn’t possibly have been in Buckingham Palace being interviewed for Newsnight because he was in South Wales at the time chowing down on a Football Special. Allegations that Prince Andrew gave a ‘car crash’ interview to the BBC’s Emily Maitlis have been dealt with head-on by the Duke of York. “I distinctly remember not being there at the time,” he explained. “I was actually in an extremely strange place when the alleged interview took place – Wales. To be precise, the Swansea Burger King. “I know that sounds completely made up but that’s the very reason I remember it so distinctly – it was just so unusual for me to be in such a random and yet highly specific place. “I even recall what I ate – the Football Special; I remember thinking ‘what on Earth have these bizarre onion doughnut things got to do with football?’” Prince Andrew also deftly fielded the accusation that he sat opposite Ms Maitlis in a chair. “There’s a problem with the chair aspect of the story,” he said. “I haven’t actually been able to sit on chairs since the Falklands. “As you might imagine, being shot at is a terrifying experience. I clenched my buttocks so tightly as it happened that they are now permanently squeezed together – if I attempt to use a chair I simply roll right off. “I’ve got absolutely no balance in the bottom department. “It’s just as well I’ll probably never have to sit on the throne as it would be a disaster for all concerned!”
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18-11-2019, 10:26 PM | #5 | ||
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That pizza express in woking may have been saved by andrew. Appaz the business was struggling. But now people started leaving funny 5 star reviews on trip advisor and the restaurant is becoming in demand
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18-11-2019, 10:38 PM | #6 | |||
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He is as greasy as one of those burgers.....
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are now saying his case must be thrown out. As one of the Ladies is from Australia but claims she is a USA Citizen? Which means it can not go under USA law SkyNewsHD new report today. Last edited by arista; 29-12-2021 at 06:13 AM. |
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if the crime was committed in the usa, it doesn't matter what country she was from
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Its to do with what she Claimed Sorry for not posting the link. [The Duke of York's lawyers have filed a motion that states Virginia Giuffre is not a US citizen as she has claimed, rather that she lives in Australia, and thus the New York court does not have jurisdiction over the case.] https://news.sky.com/story/prince-an...n-out-12505410 Last edited by arista; 29-12-2021 at 06:13 AM. |
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Talk about getting desperate…
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...rial-ends.html [Andrew breaks cover: Stony-faced Prince visits the Queen in Windsor as he is seen for first time since his friend Ghislaine Maxwell's sex trafficking conviction - while his family flies out for winter ski trip Juan Alessi worked at Epstein's Palm Beach mansion for ten years and cleaned up after his abuse sessions He helped convict Ghislaine Maxwell and now says that Andrew must speak to the FBI about what he knows Johanna Sjoberg lured by Ghislaine Maxwell into Epstein’s ‘pyramid of abuse’ and claims Andrew groped her, which he denies She claims alleged incident took place at Epstein's Manhattan mansion and claims she and Duke slept together in a massage room It comes as Duke's lawyers say Maxwell's conviction won't impact his NY case and he suffered no 'body blows'] |
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