[Red Moon]

Character Assassination

In a double-headed attack, Eugene and Derek unpicked the complexities of their fellow Housemates, as well as their own. And boy, were there many...

"The problem with Makosi is that you don't know what she says that's true," began Derek.

Moving on to Craig, Eugene understated: "I think he is a bit pressurising on Anthony."

"Anthony couldn't be without him. He'd be completely clueless and lost," added Derek, with glee. "He can't do anything for himself. Craig even washes his clothes for him. It's bizarre. He's very nice, but very limited, very dull."

"He's a nice person," said Eugene. "But nice means dull. And that's true of me as well. Nice people don't stand out, they're just there."

Even though this was a relatively mild bitching, it was still proving too hard for sensitive Eugene. However, Derek seemed like he was on a roll, continuing that the group weren't interesting or out of the ordinary. Except him, of course.

"It's like a primary school in here," whined the fox-hunter, really working up a bitching sweat.

"They can't settle down. They can't even wait to be told about a task," he continued before venomously adding, "Their mindless speculation drives me up the wall. I feel... oh my gosh, I can't cope anymore! I could slap all of them on their faces, wish them well and piss orf!" Blimey!

They might tell you the same thing Del.

Source: Channel 4