[Tom4784]

Dear Ross,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I’m joining the Convent. I think I realized it That night you picked your nose At the Elton John concert and I saw you Sit on My illegitimate child in Ghana . I'm sure you're Open enough to understand That you need a sex-change. I'm returning Your toe ring to you, but I'll keep Your photo with the mustache drawn on it as a memory. You should also know that I Get sick when I think of your feet and Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird.



Go milk a cow,
Dezzy

[Ross]

Originally posted by Dezzy
Dear Ross,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I’m joining the Convent. I think I realized it That night you picked your nose At the Elton John concert and I saw you Sit on My illegitimate child in Ghana . I'm sure you're Open enough to understand That you need a sex-change. I'm returning Your toe ring to you, but I'll keep Your photo with the mustache drawn on it as a memory. You should also know that I Get sick when I think of your feet and Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird.



Go milk a cow,
Dezzy

LOL hehe.

[30stone]

Dear Freyja,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but You're a leprechaun I think I realized it When I threw up in your sock drawer In your closet, and I saw you Knock out Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection . I'm sure you're Cowardly enough to understand That I get turned on only by garbage men. I'm returning The couch cushions to you, but I'll keep My virginity as a memory. You should also know that I Will tell the authorities that you did not steal that whale in the back yard and I have a passionate interest for mice.

With tears of sadness
Ben/30stone.

P.s dont ask me why im wearing pink underwear lol.

[Ross]

30stone has pink boxers onnn.

[Christina]

Couldnt resist doing a tibb one this time

Dear Josh (JOSHUAH!),
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your cat. I think I realized it when I threw up in your sock drawer In your car and I saw you sit on my father. I'm sure you're sexy enough to understand that Santa dosent exsist. I'm returning your Hannah Montanna underwear to you, but I'll keep your photo with the mustache drawn on it as a memory. You should also know that I told my psychiatrist about the bruises and You should get that embarrassing rash checked.

Best of luck on the sex change,
Christina x

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LOL, he'll kill me!