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BB14 Channel 5's Big Brother: Secrets and Lies (aka Big Brother 14) started June 13th 2013 and was won by Sam Evans. Discuss the series and housemates here. |
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20-08-2013, 12:17 AM | #1 | ||
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I've got a problem I cannot swim
I'm going on big brother I'm bound to win. I was born with a pointy ear, That's all I need to win next year. My hammer toe and dodgy knee Will mean the public will love me. I'm going to win a hundred grand Because I have a hairy hand. To win the show it's plain to see You need a bit of sympathy. Next year with my permanent frown I'm going to take the winning crown. All I need to get the cash , Is smelly feet and a bit of a rash. Too much of one thing , not enough of the other, Is all you need to win big brother. Last edited by kistar; 20-08-2013 at 12:59 AM. |
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20-08-2013, 12:21 AM | #2 | |||
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Beautiful poem
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20-08-2013, 12:22 AM | #3 | ||
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Thank you it's a winning formula
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20-08-2013, 12:22 AM | #4 | |||
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inspirational poem
Last edited by RichardG; 20-08-2013 at 12:22 AM. |
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20-08-2013, 12:22 AM | #5 | |||
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Make sure to stay asleep for 9 weeks as well and talk about winkie expanding and boobs it sits well for the win....
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20-08-2013, 12:24 AM | #6 | |||
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These threads were so yesterday
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20-08-2013, 12:25 AM | #7 | ||
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20-08-2013, 12:25 AM | #8 | |||
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Yeah sleep, lots of sleep.
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20-08-2013, 12:26 AM | #9 | ||
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Don't forget your sleeping bag. That's a necessary part of the winning formula these days apparently!
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20-08-2013, 12:26 AM | #10 | ||
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20-08-2013, 12:28 AM | #11 | |||
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And the most important rule: until the last few days, don't do ANYTHING.
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20-08-2013, 12:29 AM | #12 | ||
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Next year with my permanent frown
I'm sure I'll take the winners crown. |
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20-08-2013, 12:30 AM | #13 | ||
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Next year with my permanent frown
I'm sure I'll take the winners crown. |
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20-08-2013, 12:30 AM | #14 | ||
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20-08-2013, 12:32 AM | #15 | ||
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20-08-2013, 12:33 AM | #16 | ||
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20-08-2013, 12:36 AM | #17 | ||
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20-08-2013, 12:43 AM | #18 | ||
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All I need to get the cash
Is smelly feet and a bit of a rash. |
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20-08-2013, 12:45 AM | #19 | ||
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Too much of one thing,not enough of another,
Is all you need to win big brother. |
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20-08-2013, 12:46 AM | #20 | |||
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Very well done !
Interview question: "What will you do when you get into the house ?" Hee hee |
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20-08-2013, 12:51 AM | #21 | ||
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Um blend into the background and look unfortunate, like with my head slightly to one side , then sleep , then more sleep then yawn and yeah go back to sleep in an unfortunate kind of way..
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20-08-2013, 01:18 AM | #22 | |||
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20-08-2013, 01:32 AM | #23 | |||
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20-08-2013, 01:34 AM | #24 | ||
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20-08-2013, 01:37 AM | #25 | |||
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Please can we have someone on this forums go in next year and use Sam's formula.
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