[Cal.]

"Big Brother increases value of pound"

[Ross.]

at those newspaper articles

[Nick.]

B-Bruv woman male genitalia shock?

[MB.]

Originally Posted by LuckyTheBadger

B-Bruv woman male genitalia shock?

By the Daily Star's standards, it's not even that far-fetched

[MB.]

We'll be finding out the housemates have been coping with Leon's departure soon

[Margarine.]

Edwin is beyond flawless. <3

[MB.]

V/O: 9:43pm. All of the housemates are awake in the bedroom. Caitlyn and Laura are doing their hair in the mirror, whilst Spencer and Tanvir are talking in bed.

Spencer: It’s going to be weird without Leon, I can tell you that…

Tanvir: (nodding) Yeah. True, that’s true. It’ll take a while to get used to.

Spencer: I’ll miss him… I mean, you know, in a dude kind of way.

Tanvir: Oh, yeah, yeah.

V/O: 10:00am. Vivienne, Eloise and Greg are in the bathroom.

Eloise: Are you cooking this morning, Greg?

Greg: Billy’s volunteered for today. He said it’ll be easier now that there are fewer of us to cook for, or something along those lines.

Eloise: Oh. I thought you’d asked to do it, that’s all.

Greg: No, I did… but Billy plays by his own rules, doesn’t he? Ha ha.

Vivienne splashes her face with water from the basin.

Vivienne: Ah…. cold, cold, cold…

V/O: 10:32pm. All housemates are eating breakfast in the dining area.

Jackson: (to Billy) Really nice stuff, this, Billy. Thanks.

Billy looks up.

Billy: Oh, oh yeah. Mmm.

Candie: Feels quite odd with an empty seat, there, doesn’t it?

The other housemates silently agree.

Simon: But moping around won’t bring anyone back, will they? Let’s just eat our bacon, eh?

Billy: (muttering) Oh, shut the ****** up…

V/O: 11:38pm. Some of the housemates are in the garden, discussing last night.

Laura: (to Tisha) Really, I was so nervous, you knew that. It was ******ing petrifying and we’ve only been here for a week. God knows how I’m going to cope when I’m up again! I’ll probably s**t myself, no joke.

Tisha: Ew.

Jackson: I was nervous too, to be fair, and I wasn’t even up, man. It’s what Big Brother does to you, you know.

Laura: Totally.

Vivienne: Well, we’re all going to be up for a public vote at one point or another – we may as well accept that and make the most of the time that we’ve got in here!

Priscilla: Very bloody true.

V/O: 12:13pm. Nadine has come to the diary room to talk to Big Brother.

Big Brother: Hello, Nadine. How are you today?

Nadine: Good, yes, thanks. I’m good. I didn’t manage to get much sleep tonight because everyone was up rather late talking about the eviction and all things like that, but once I drifted off, I was good. In a way, I am beginning to miss home a touch, but that’s just because I’m not used to with strangers like this, and certainly not in a different country to the one I’ve spent most of my life in. But I’m settling in much more than I was.

Big Brother: Who do you feel has helped you feel more at home in the house, Nadine?

Nadine: Priscilla’s been lovely to me, very adoptive. She’s been quite miserable at times, I’ll admit that, but that just proves that she’s human. And Greg’s lovely to me as well, and I can have talks with Simon about Ireland, and there are lots of other really lovely people in here, yes. Granted, there are a few that I don’t get on with, but I’m being civil.

Big Brother: Who is it that you are not getting on with, Nadine?

Nadine: If I’m being honest, I’d say Billy, Tanvir and Spencer, because they seemed to have formed a clique in here. They don’t tend to like to talk to the rest of us which can come off as rude, especially when Leon was here. The two younger boys tend to look up to Billy as some sort of replacement father just because he’s older than them, and that seems ridiculous to me. After all, Billy can act more immaturely than the two of them combined.

Big Brother: If that's all, Nadine, thank you. The diary room door is now open.

Nadine briefly smiles and leaves the diary room, returning to the living area.

V/O: 1:59pm. Tisha, Laura, Spencer and Caitlyn are hatching a plan in the bedroom.

Spencer: So, yeah, Edwin’s been in the loo for ages, so just before he comes out, we put this bucket on top of the doorframe and wait for the magic to work!

Tisha: Wait, why we doing this again? Short attention span and s**t.

Spencer: For a laugh! Put some colour into this dull house.

Tisha: Oh yeah.

Laura: It’ll be the first time he’s got wet, let’s be fair.

Caitlyn laughs.

Caitlyn: Oh, you guys are cruel! But I like you.

V/O: 2:04pm. Tisha, Laura, Spencer and Caitlyn are in the living area, putting their plan into action.

Laura: (whispering) Quick, he’s coming…

Spencer places a bucket of water onto the doorframe and the housemates wait.

Caitlyn: Where is he?

Tisha tries the doorknob.

Tisha: It’s unlocked, he ain’t even in here.

She opens the door to see an empty toilet.

Spencer: Tish, the bucket!

The bucket falls from the door frame and the water soaks Tisha. She lets out a piercing scream.

Tisha: ******’s sake! S**t, s**t, s**t, mother******ing s**tty twat! It’s so cold! S**tting Christ!

Caitlyn: Oh, love… that didn’t really go to plan…

Several worried housemates run into the living room, before bursting into laughter.

Edwin: What the bugger happened here?

Simon: Well, I think that’s your shower for the day, Tisha! Ha ha.

Tisha: It’s not ******ing funny!

Tisha runs off to the bedroom, flailing her arms around.

V/O: 3:06pm. All housemates have been gathered in the living area for today’s task.

Big Brother: Housemates. Big Brother has noticed that your behaviour as of late has been less than decorous. Therefore, Big Brother would like all housemates to visit Big Brother’s Correctional Facility for Unruly Housemates in order to allow housemates to straighten up. All housemates will be assigned a small room for them to take a long, hard look at themselves in, whilst performing mundane tasks to get their behaviour back to normal. If all housemates behave to Big Brother’s standards by the end of the task, you will have passed the task and you will be rewarded.

Candie: I’ve only just done my hair, as well!

Jackson: Hey, I’m sure I can rock one of them grey outfits!

Tanvir: Not as much as me, you can’t. I’m the don of rocking outfits.

Eloise: Alright, boys, handbags down!

V/O: However, what housemates don’t know is that this is not the real task. Only two housemates will be performing mundane tasks, whilst the others will be having a party, complete with food, drinks and music. In order to pass the task, the two housemates carrying out their mundane tasks must be convinced that all housemates are doing the same as they are.

Big Brother: This is Big Brother. Will the first two housemates come to the diary room to be assigned their rooms?

Vivienne: Okay, so who wants to go first?

Billy: I’ll go. I’m not scared of nothing.

Priscilla: If he’s going, I’m bloody going, too!

Greg: Everyone agreed on Billy and Priscilla, then?

Some of the housemates nod, others talk amongst themselves.

Greg: Billy and Priscilla it is. Go smash it, you two!

Billy and Priscilla enter the diary room and are led through a corridor to their rooms by a warden. The two change into their facility outfits, and are given their individual tasks. Billy must paint a wall and watch it dry, whilst Priscilla must write a twenty-page essay on life in the Big Brother house.

Tisha: I’m so ******ing nervous about this! What if it’s something that I can’t do?

A message appears on the plasma screen.

Simon: Look, something’s happening…

’Housemates’, reads the message. ‘Big Brother has informed you that for today’s task, housemates must complete boring, mundane tasks until they have realised the errors of their ways, to a standard which Big Brother is happy with. This is not the real task. In fact, the real task is as follows’.

Candie: Don’t leave us hanging, Big Brother!

The screen changes slide. The message continues, ‘all housemates bar Billy and Priscilla will in fact be enjoying a secret party in the task room, with food, alcohol and music. Housemates must convince Billy and Priscilla that you were performing similar, mundane tasks as them for the entire time, and not enjoying yourselves at a party. If you manage to do so, you will all pass the task. Will all housemates please access the task room via the diary room?

Eloise: I’m liking the sound of this a lot more now!

Tanvir: (to Eloise:) You and me both!

Housemates go through to the task room, where they discover the party that has been set up for them. In order to keep up the illusion, housemates have also been supplied with facility uniform, which they must get dressed into at Big Brother’s command..

Edwin:Mmm… I don’t like mine, can’t I wear a cravat with it?

Big Brother: Housemates, enjoy your party! Though do be warned – at some point during the party, the music will stop, and Big Brother will let Billy and Priscilla into the room for five minutes in order to take a break. It is here that you must convince them that you have also been busy working hard on your respective tasks, and not having a party. Housemates, do you understand?

A resounding chorus of ‘yes’ – and one ‘hell yeah!’ – sound and the party begins.

V/O: 3:43pm. Most of the housemates have been enjoying a party for the past twenty six minutes.

Caitlyn: I’m getting pissed and it’s still light outside! Amazing!

Nadine and Edwin are sat in the corner, drinking lemonade.

Edwin: (to Nadine) How very dreary this is.

Nadine: Mmm.

V/O: Meanwhile, Billy and Priscilla are in their correctional facility rooms. Billy is halfway through painting a second coat on his wall, whilst Priscilla is four and a quarter pages through writing her twenty-page essay.

Billy: (shouting over the dividing wall to Priscilla) How do you think the rest are doing, Prissy?

Priscilla: Don’t you bloody call me that, you little scamp. And well, I’d presume. Yes.

V/O: 5:08pm. Most of the housemates are in the task room, enjoying a party which has been going on for the past two hours and fifty one minutes.

The music in the task room stops.

Tisha: I was doing the Single Ladies dance, BB, do you mind?

Greg: Shh, the outfits! They’ll be coming in a sec.

The housemates hurriedly change into their facility uniforms.

Candie: (looking at her outfit) They’ve got name badges and everything!

Jackson: (to Vivienne) Do you think my bum looks big in this?

Billy and Priscilla then enter through a door. Priscilla wipes her brow.

Priscilla: Oh, are we late to the party, then? Not that this is anything as fun as a party, but we’ll manage, eh?

Edwin: Oh, erm… yes…

Billy: None of you guys are sweating nearly enough! Are your tasks any easier than ours, then?

Tanvir: (to Billy) Still tricky as ******, man. We all deserve this break.

Tisha: Amen to that, bruh!

Several of the housemates give their best brooding looks, pretending to be exhausted. Candie daps some water on a cloth and rubs it across her face.

Simon: I’ll tell you what, I don’t exactly want to go back into that room in a hurry! I bet I’ve jinxed it, now, I bet.

An alarm noise sounds, the warden enters the room and tells housemates to return to their stations. He escorts Billy and Priscilla first, and shuts the door behind him. The music then re-starts and the party continues.

Tisha: (singing) Up in the club, just broke up, doing my own little thing…

V/O: 6:32pm. Billy and Priscilla are in their facility rooms. They have been performing their individual mundane tasks for the past three hours and five minutes. Billy is now watching his fifth coat dry, whilst Priscilla is towards the end of the fifteenth page of writing her twenty-page essay.

Billy: Who knew painting could be this ******ing dull?...

V/O: Meanwhile, some of the housemates are playing drinking games in the task room.

Caitlyn: (to Eloise) How many times do you need the rules of beer pong explained to you, Eloise? You just throw it into one of the cups!

Eloise: Oh, okay…

Eloise throws the ball in the direction of the cups. It misses.

Vivienne: We’d better wrap things up soon. I think Spencer’s getting a little light-headed!

Spencer: Oi, I am not!

Edwin: (muttering to Nadine) And not an hour too late, I say…

V/O: 7:11pm. The majority of housemates are at the party, whilst Billy and Priscilla are still in their respective rooms.

Big Brother: This is Big Brother. Would all housemates please leave their rooms and gather at the sofas immediately?

Priscilla: At last, we’re free! Thank bloody god for that. I felt like Jeffrey Archer.

Billy and Priscilla leave their stations and the rest of the housemates leave the task room. All housemates then sit of the sofas.

Priscilla: You’re all seeming very merry. I take it your tasks weren’t writing a ******ing dissertation.

Big Brother: Congratulations, housemates. Big Brother believes that you have all completed your tasks to Big Brother’s standard, and the task is now over. However, some housemates performed better than others.

Billy: Oh, here we go the preferential treatment…

Big Brother: Billy. Priscilla. Big Brother told you that all housemates had to perform individual mundane tasks to Big Brother’s standard in order to pass the overall task. This was a lie.

Priscilla: You cheeky bunch of so-and-sos!

Candie: Ha ha! Did we manage to fool you two?

Big Brother: Whilst Billy and Priscilla were slaving away, the rest of the housemates were enjoying themselves at a party hosted by Big Brother. In order to pass the real task, housemates had to convince Billy and Priscilla that they too were carrying out these mundane chores. Big Brother can now reveal that housemates have passed their secret task, and the whole house have won a luxury hamper for later on tonight.

Simon: Yes! I knew we could do it!

Billy: I knew there’d be some kind of twist. There always is.

V/O: 9:35pm. Some of the housemates are enjoying food delivered in the hamper they won as part of today’s task in the living area.

Caitlyn: (in between mouthfuls) Lush cheese, isn’t it?

Greg: (to Caitlyn) Very!

V/O: Meanwhile, Priscilla and Nadine are in the hideaway.

Priscilla: (to Nadine) I knew it, I should have smelled a rat the minute me and Billy had to go in together.

Nadine: Oh, come on, it was just a bit of fun. And we won a prize at the end of it, didn’t we?

Priscilla: And a rat’s not all I smelled, I had to put up with his sweaty pits for four hours. All he had to do was paint a ******ing wall. Hardly rocket science. I’m not bloody happy.

Nadine: Oh, well! We had a laugh! And that's rare for me.

Priscilla: You may have. I had to spend half my day write twenty pages about that load of twats.

Priscilla leaves the hideaway goes for a cigarette.

Nadine: …mmm?

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V/O: 9:18pm. Housemates are waking up to their tenth day in the Big Brother house. The song “Happy Birthday” by Stevie Wonder plays into the house, as today is
Vivienne’s 25th birthday.

Priscilla: That bloody music! Turn it down!

Candie: ( to Priscilla) This pillow’s never felt so comfy, I can tell you that… anyway, happy birthday, girl!

Laura: (to Vivienne) Have a great day, Viv!

Edwin: (to Vivienne) Yes, have a ruddy jolly birthday.

Vivienne: Oh, you guys, don’t you go embarrassing me this early in the morning!

V/O: Jackson is showering in the garden, having given up his bathroom privileges last week. Tisha is in the smoking area.

Tisha: (to Jackson:) Cold in there, hun?

Jackson: Freezing, mate!

Tisha: I can ******ing tell, you got nipples like raspberries.

Jackson covers up his chest with his hands.

Jackson: Oi, Tish, can you pass the shampoo?

Tisha: You’ve barely got any hair, man!

Jackson: Hey, a guy needs to groom.

V/O: 10:12pm. Several housemates are in the kitchen, whilst Greg is cooking breakfast.

Greg: Omelettes good today, guys? (to Eloise) Sorry, El, I can’t do much without soya milk. I cook you up something just as lovely. If I don’t burn it, that is!

Eloise: Oh, cheers, Greg. That’s really kind.

Caitlyn: Don’t dawdle though, love, my tummy’s rumbling already!

Caitlyn pats her stomach.

Greg: Ha ha, good things come to those who wait!

Caitlyn takes a deep inhale of the aromas in the kitchen.

Caitlyn: Smells lush!

Spencer: (to Caitlyn) Calm down, at this rate you’ll have ballooned by Friday…

Billy sniggers, before trying to disguise this as a cough.

V/O: 11:39pm. Edwin, Eloise and Simon are in the hideaway, discussing Billy.

Eloise: Is it just me or has he gotten a little controlling over Spencer and Tanvir recently? They’re practically turning into his clones, especially now that Leon’s gone. It’s quite scary.

Edwin: (to Eloise) I don’t like him in the slightest, I can tell you that, dear. He’s a tricky little sod.

Eloise: I’ve not seen you raging like that in a while! But no, I do agree. I wouldn’t invite him to any dinner parties of mine in a hurry.

Simon: Oh, nor me.

Edwin: He’d probably to struggle to adhere to the dress code of my dinner parties. I can’t imagine him having any cummerbunds in that locker of his.

Simon laughs. Vivienne then walks past.

Eloise: (to Vivienne) Vivienne, Vivienne! Happy birthday! We’ll be having a big old booze-up tonight, right?

Vivienne: Correct!

V/O: 12:14pm. Spencer has come to the diary room.

Big Brother: Hello, Spencer. How are you doing today?

Spencer: Very good, very nice, yeah. I’m warming to the other housemates the longer I spend time with them, actually. I was close to Tanvir and Billy pretty much from the beginning, but now I’m integrating with most people, and liking them more. Billy doesn’t seem to do that as much, but at the minute we all seem to kinda be getting along.

Big Brother: Is there anybody in particular that you’re getting along with especially well?

Spencer: Well, there’s one, but probably for the wrong reasons… and she won’t appreciate me saying it…

Big Brother: And who would that be?

Spencer squirms in the chair.

Spencer: Oh, okay, you bastards… Candie’s quite a fine girl, yeah, she’s really nice. And she is gorgeous, I won’t lie. But nothing’s going to happen, so there’s no need to stir any s**t up, BB. Mark my word on that one!

Big Brother: Big Brother wouldn’t dream of it, Spencer.

Spencer: Ha ha! You cheeky twats.

V/O: 1:50pm. The majority of the housemates are in the garden.

[Priscilla: (to Greg) Do you want me to do a reading on you or not, then, chuck?

Greg: Oh, go on. What’s the worst that can happen? So I say…

Priscilla sits Greg down on a stool.

Priscilla: (to Greg) Hold your bloody palms out, then.

Greg holds his palms outwards and Priscilla begins to stroke them.

Tanvir: (muttering) Try not to get a job on, mate…

Priscilla: I heard that. He’d better not, I’m reading his two hands, not his bloody third eye.

Several housemates begin to laugh.

Greg: Can my penis for once not be the topic of discussion in this house?

Priscilla continues to stroke Greg’s palms. She shuts her eyes.

Billy: That'll hardly help.

Priscilla: I sense something moving very quickly, something in a hurry. And then I see flames, I can sense flames.

Tanvir: (muttering to Billy) Leon’s been cooking again, then…

Priscilla: (to Greg) Has your house ever been on fire, Greg?

Greg: Not that I know of!

Priscilla: Oh. Bloody thing’s not working, then.

Tisha: Can we go in yet? It’s ******ing nippy out here. And I want some chicken.

Some of the housemates go indoors.

Priscilla: Who wants me to do them next?

Billy: (to Priscilla) I’ll pass…

V/O: 3:28pm. Spencer, Laura, Jackson and Candie are in the living area.

Laura: What was that diary room conversation about earlier, then, Spence?

Spencer: Oh, nothing, just chatting. Nothing bad about any of you.

Candie: Something good about us, then? Bless, we’re melting that icy heart!

Spencer blushes.

Spencer: Come off it…

Laura: Talking about anyone in particular?

Spencer: No! No. Definitely not.

Jackson: Right, yeah…

V/O: 5:07pm. Nadine and Simon have come to the diary room.

Big Brother: Hello, Nadine. Hello, Simon. How are you this afternoon?

Simon: Absolutely grand, totally. Wonderful, yes.

Nadine: I’m the same, mmm.

Big Brother: What do you two feel the mood in the house is like, considering that today is Vivienne’s birthday?

Simon: It’s unusually positive, truth be told. Everyone’s being nice enough to one another, nobody’s really bickering over who has what for lunch, there’s no tit for tat… it’s quite calm. I’d like to think it’s all calming down in here.

Nadine: I’d hope so. I’m not sure how much I can take of everyone arguing of everything that they possibly can. Priscilla was moaning to me last night about the task yesterday, she said Billy had it much easier, all this. For once, I do wish that she’d lighten up and enjoy herself.

Simon: Oh, I agree, totally. Not everything in here has to be taken one hundred percent seriously, no siree. Sometimes a laugh is needed, just for the craic.

Nadine and Simon shake hands in agreement.

V/O: 8:43pm. Housemates are in the living area to celebrate Vivienne’s birthday. Big Brother has laid on an academic-themed party for which the living area has been transformed into a library, and the housemates have been provided with fake glasses and mortarboard hats. Housemates have been provided with a selection of fine wines and luxury nibbles.

Tisha: I’ve never felt so ******ing posh, Laura!

Laura: Me neither! So fancy, I feel like I turned up to the wrong dig or something.

Vivienne then arrives and the housemates cheer and sing her a happy birthday. Everyone then raises their glass to a harmonious house.

Tanvir: Let’s see how long this lasts, eh?

Eloise: We will indeed.

The housemates then dance into the late hours of the night to music played by Big Brother, enjoying this period of happiness for however long it may last...

[Nick.]

Happy birthday Vivienne! I liked the harmonious house this episode. Could something happen between Candie and Spencer!

[LukeB]

i love this!

[MB.]

Originally Posted by LuckyTheBadger

Happy birthday Vivienne! I liked the harmonious house this episode. Could something happen between Candie and Spencer!

Originally Posted by LukeB

i love this!

Thank you both

[MB.]

V/O: 10:25am. Today, housemates will nominate for the first time this series. Most of the housemates are in the kitchen and living area, whilst Candie, Greg and Tisha, Laura and Eloise are in the bedroom.

Greg: We all nervous, then?

Laura: Oh, totally, I’m bricking it. I’ve got so many names buzzing around my head, I don’t know how I’ll ******ing do it.

Several of the housemates nod and sigh.

Candie: One of the lows of the Big Brother rollercoaster… sorry, cliché alert, there…

V/O: 10:41am. Jackson is cooking for his fellow housemates in the kitchen.

Jackson: (to Billy) Billy, mate, can you just watch this pot for a second while I go for a slash? I won’t be a sec.

Billy: Why me?

Jackson: Everyone else is busy, you’re just standing round. I’ll only be a minute, cheers.

Billy: (muttering) I don’t have to do everything for everyone in here, get off my back…

Jackson leaves the kitchen and goes into the bathroom. Billy walks off in the opposite direction and goes for a cigarette in the garden, where some of the housemates are now.

Vivienne: Who’s checking up on the breakfast, Billy?

Billy: Oh, I don’t give much of a s**t. It’s not my turn today.

Billy lights a cigarette and stands around in the garden. Jackson then returns from the bathroom.

Jackson: One minute, I was away for. One minute…

V/O: 12:12pm. Some of the housemates are having a mid-afternoon snack at the dining table.

Caitlyn: (to Edwin) Can I pinch a bit of your sarnie, love? Thanks.

Edwin: Oh… well, I, erm, well, I guess so now. I mean, you’ve touched it.

Caitlyn: Calm down, they’re only natural germs! I think.

Caitlyn studies her hands.

Caitlyn: Possibly.

V/O: 1:19pm. All housemates have been gathered at the sofas for today’s nominations.

Simon: Good luck, everyone!

Housemates wish one another well for the nominations. Spencer smiles at Candie and pats her on the hand.

Candie: …hi?

Big Brother: This is Big Brother. Would Billy please come to the diary room?

The rest of the housemates remain sat at the sofas as Billy makes his way to the diary room. He then opens the door and sits down on the chair, rubbing his knees as he does so.

Billy: Right, I’m ready!

Big Brother: Hello, Billy. Billy, would you please tell Big Brother the name of your first nomination, and your reasons for this nomination?

Billy: I will, yeah. My first nomination’s got to be Priscilla, just because she brings the mood of the house down all the ******ing time. She’s a whining old bitch, seriously, man, you’ve just got to listen to her for five minutes to want to sign up with Dignitas.

Big Brother: Billy, would you please tell Big Brother the name of your second nomination, and your reasons for this nomination?

Billy: Mmm. Caitlyn will be my second nomination. She’s greedy, she’s inconsiderate to everyone else, she steals people’s food, she always hangs round the kitchen like a bad smell. I can’t stand her being here. Get the pig out and put it back in its sty.

Big Brother: Thank you, Billy. You are now free to leave the diary room.

Billy leaves the diary room, looking pleased with himself. He then sits back down on the sofas, giving a knowing look to Tanvir and Spencer.

Big Brother: This is Big Brother. Would Caitlyn please come to the diary room?

Caitlyn, biting her nails, walks over to the diary room door.

Caitlyn: (turning around) Whatever happens, guys, I don’t hate many of you!

Nadine: That’s… comforting.

Caitlyn enters the diary room and sits down on the chair.

Big Brother: Hello, Caitlyn.

Caitlyn: Afternoon, Big Brother!

Big Brother: Caitlyn, would you please tell Big Brother the name of your first nomination, and your reasons for this nomination?

Caitlyn: Right, so my first nomination’s going to be for Billy, because we’re very different people and I don’t think he’s very nice a lot of the time – just today he ignored Jackson asking him to look over the breakfast. And my second nomination will be Nadine. I do really like her, but she doesn’t make much of an effort with the rest of us and in the Big Brother house, effort is very important. So with regret, I’m nominating Nadine and Billy.

Big Brother: Thank you, Caitlyn. You may now leave the diary room.

The nominations continue, with Edwin nominating next. He picks Billy as they ‘hardly talk’ and Spencer, as he doesn’t like the fact that he pulls lots of pranks on his fellow housemates. Eloise is next, nominating Billy for being ‘rude, controlling and inconsiderate when it comes to others’ feelings’ and Caitlyn for being ‘nice, but with a very overbearing personality’. Then, Greg nominates Spencer, saying that he’s ‘confused as to what role he wants to play in the house’ and Billy, due to his laziness when it comes to sticking to rotas. Afterwards, Jackson chooses Edwin, who he doesn’t have much in common with, and Billy, who he calls the ‘most likely housemate to cause confrontation in here’, before Laura nominates ‘kind of creepy’ Billy and Edwin, out of his penchant for complaining in the house.

V/O: 2:08pm. Housemates are halfway through nominating for the first time.

Tisha: God, I’m still so ******ing nervous…

Eloise: Oh, me too, and I’ve got it out of the way. Don’t worry.

Priscilla: (to Candie) Why weren’t you called up earlier? I thought it was alphabetical. Or have they changed the alphabet nowadays, like the bloody government change every other bloody thing? Communists, the lot of them.

Candie: I have a feeling that I know why…

The next housemate to nominate is Nadine, who nominates Tisha (bemoaning her constant swearing) and Spencer, who she calls ‘too cocky and confident with himself, which can rub off on others’. Priscilla comes afterwards, nominating Billy first – she describes him as a ‘total, utter twat’ – and then Tanvir, for ‘being Billy’s lapdog’, before being followed by Simon (who chooses Tanvir for trying to be ‘too macho’ and Billy for being a ‘dominating force in the house, which is likely to cause more divides’. Spencer nominates Priscilla for ‘keeping herself to herself’ and Nadine for being ‘too preachy’ when in his company, whilst Tanvir plumps for Simon (who says tries too hard to be happy all of the time) and Eloise, who he thinks is ‘very fussy with what she eats, which can be a pain when it comes to food’. Tisha then nominates Priscilla, as she ‘doesn’t make an effort to talk to people and doesn’t have much fun’, before picking Nadine for the same reason. Last into the diary room is Vivienne, who calls her first nominee Billy ‘not a people person, as it’s difficult to have a reasonable conversation with him’ and her second, Tisha, ‘too loud – she has no filter on her’.

V/O: 2:27pm. Housemates are still sat at the sofas.

Big Brother: This is Big Brother. As part of last week’s shopping task, Candie forfeited her diary room nominations for the remainder of her time in the Big Brother house. Instead, she must now nominate, face-to-face. Candie has two minutes to make her nominations, giving full and frank reasons.

Greg: This isn’t half horrible!

Laura: Oh, babe…

Candie runs her fingers through her hair, nervously scanning her fellow housemates.

Big Brother: This is Big Brother. Candie, would you please stand up and tell Big Brother the name of your first nomination, and your reasons for this nomination?

Candie stands up and takes a deep breath.

Candie: Fine, fine… I’m so sorry, but my first nomination’s going to have to be Spencer. You’ve been acting quite strange around me recently, and I don’t know why that is but you’re always off whispering in corners with Billy and Tanvir, and I just think that if you’re going to say something, I’d rather you said it to my face.

Spencer silently nods and looks down at his shoes.

Big Brother: Candie, please tell Big Brother the name of your second nomination, and your reasons for this nomination.
Candie: My second nomination’s going to be Billy, and that’s simply because of a personality clash between the two of us. I’m nothing like you, you’re nothing like me, and we’re not going to change that. It’s just a difference that we’ll never get over, and I suppose if I have to nominate someone for something, that’s the best I can come up with. Again, sorry.

Billy rolls his eyes as Candie sits back down.

V/O: 4:35pm. Housemates have been gathered once more in the living area for the results of today’s nominations.

Big Brother: This is Big Brother. Big Brother can now reveal that the housemates facing this week’s public vote, in alphabetical order, are…

Nadine fiercely grips Priscilla’s hand Others do the same to one another.

Big Brother: Billy.

Tanvir: (muttering) ******…

Simon: (to Billy) Sorry, Bill, pal.

Big Brother: And Spencer.

Tanvir: Double ******!

Jackson: S**t, sorry, guys.

Tisha: Is that it?

Edwin: (to Tisha) I ruddy well hope so.

Big Brother: This week, Billy and Spencer will face the public vote. One of them will leave on Friday. Housemates, you may now leave the sofas.

Housemates leave the sofas as Candie wipes away tears, running off to the bathroom. She is followed by Vivienne and Greg.

Vivienne: (softly to Candie) Come on, babe, don’t worry. It’s a game, it’s fine, it’s not your fault…

Billy and Tanvir flex their hand and neck muscles.

Billy: Well, that was certainly interesting!...

V/O: 8:14pm. Candie and Spencer are in the garden, talking about the earlier nomination announcement.

Candie: (to Spencer) I’m really sorry, hun. I had to nominate two people and they were the only reasons I had for nominating anyone. I love you all, I do.

Spencer: No, it’s fine… I’m over it now, I just thought you felt a similar way to me. Obviously not.

Candie looks confused.

Candie: And what do you mean by that?

Spencer: Oh, come off it. You know I like you. You’re ******ing gorgeous, don’t act like you don’t know that. I really wanna get to know you more. And I thought you felt the same way.

Candie: Well, I’m… I’m flattered, Spencer, really. Thanks. But look, I’m not looking for anything in here, with you or with any other guys. I’m not ready just yet. But thanks for the thought.

Candie kisses Spencer on the forehead and goes into the bathroom.

Spencer: (muttering) Bitch.

[Nick.]

Liked the nominations, I like how all the housemates so natural and have such nice lines! I kinda feel sorry for Billy, he's ignored a bit but I want to see if anything happens to Spencer & Candie, Spencer to go though preferably.

[MB.]

Originally Posted by LuckyTheBadger

Liked the nominations, I like how all the housemates so natural and have such nice lines! I kinda feel sorry for Billy, he's ignored a bit but I want to see if anything happens to Spencer & Candie, Spencer to go though preferably.

Good to hear it, thanks

[LukeB]

yay tisha is still in

[MB.]

Originally Posted by LukeB

yay tisha is still in

While she's still got (swear) words in her vocabulary, yes, she is

[MB.]

I haven't been able to update this for a while... I'll make up for that now

[Babayaro.]

Great read so far, really caught up in it
p.s where did you get your housemates' photos from?

[MB.]

welp

Originally Posted by mu13

Great read so far, really caught up in it
p.s where did you get your housemates' photos from?

Starnow

[MB.]

I'm just going to finish this in weekly recaps now, to save you all the bother I'll put up the rest of this week in one post and then open a poll between Billy and Spencer soon

[Cal.]

Just tell me who won

[LukeB]

Has this been axed?

[MB.]

Oops.

Priscilla wins.

[Jøsh]

#CaitlinToWin
I'm voting for her to win.

[Ross.]

Originally Posted by MB.

Oops.

Priscilla wins.

Originally Posted by ThisIsJosh

#CaitlinToWin
I'm voting for her to win.

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