[waterhog]

send me down - i want some "bird" in Wentworth 19.09.14

i now have a new drive
its not one bit fake
and the fifth channel it will revive
a bit like "David Beckham" and "prison break".
its a beautiful escapism
a pure Ecstasy
i may not see any realism
but this all adds to my fantasy.
yes it is gritty
everything is underhand
look away if you want pretty
because corruption is the only up stand.
not to sure of all "names"
but this won't make me tilt
love to watch the psychological games
and the back up and the way her "mussel" is built.
the set maybe plastic
a bit like the "H" in cell block
but getting "tools" and "drugs" in is fantastic
a treat was watching "mussel" suck ????.
to ch5 i send praise
this is no bluff
3 programs that must never erase
Wentworth, Big Brother and the Wrightstuff.




(want to see what i am talking about ? http://www.channel5.com/shows/wentworth-prison and if you don't reply with a poem - i am sending you to Wentworth. as for getting this to ch5 - i won't bother as they can not understand the verse. but to golden balls i have tried to deliver. big brother and the wrightstuff info can also be found on the channel5 website if you are interested. )

[waterhog]

i can see from my last thread noone is watching - you lot don't no a good thing when you see it.


do you like the "Transgender - new fish" in Wentworth prison" ? 25.09.14

i am not going to ridicule
or be uncanny
would you say i am being cruel
if i said i want some "new fish" fanny.
i am head over hills
well and truly smitten
i am going to order lots of them "pills"
can not wait to get to ride the designer kitten.
jokes aside
last night moved my earth
in me is no divide
i just love and adore "Wentworth".
thank you for this series
its far from easy
so bitchy and brutal is one of my theories
even the "fast love" is not sticky or cheesy.
i don't no how its going to pan
but "Wentworth" is no "Eastender"
if you want drama ch5 10pm Wednesday scan
gripping is the prisoner who is transgender.

( WENTWORTH - i never watched the first series of this but this second series has gone from strength to strength and i love it. it broke my heart last night and i felt the pain for the transgender inmate. just wondered what you lot thought ?if you wanted to see a real hot man dressed up you can here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4Mc-NYPHaQ or if you wanted to find out and have a bit more understanding on transgender you can here http://www.getconnected.org.uk/ )

[LukeB]

have you really done 4k of post of poems?

[waterhog]

no comment - do i need a solicitor ?

[LukeB]

Originally Posted by waterhog

no comment - do i need a solicitor ?

Yes

[waterhog]

luke do you want one especially for you ?

[LukeB]

Originally Posted by waterhog

luke do you want one especially for you ?

go on then

[waterhog]

give me something to go on then luke ? tell me a subject or a bit about yourself so i can come up with a rhyme ie who you support - fave show - fave artist the more you can tell me the more i can rhyme and hopefully the funnyier it will be.

if you dont want the world to see all what you are saying private message me and tell me ?

[LukeB]

Originally Posted by waterhog

give me something to go on then luke ? tell me a subject or a bit about yourself so i can come up with a rhyme ie who you support - fave show - fave artist the more you can tell me the more i can rhyme and hopefully the funnyier it will be.

if you dont want the world to see all what you are saying private message me and tell me ?

favourite show is Hollyoaks and my favourite artist is Katy Perry? what else you want to know

[waterhog]

great start lukeB but its entirely up to you - what else you want in poem ? i will include holly oakes and katy perry but the more info you can give me the better i can rhyme - things you like - hate - food - places to go - what ever you will be interested in reading about yourself - if you don't want the www to see you can private message me ?