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Stoptober - 2nd appeal 01.10.14

for those that stalk
i hope this makes you choke
can you remember last years talk
"clearly not" as you still smoke.
with you i did plead
i did even sacrifice
smoking is a unnecessary bleed
and many paid the ultimate price.
but some good did split
not enough felt my strain
well done to those who did quit
but still millions endure this pain.
are your "blood cells" down
don't let this turn you green
sorry your hands and nails are brown
lets all blame nicotine.
are you struggling to breath
that cough sounds rattly
get that "black tar" up with a heave
your hands and feet are twitching more then "Michael Flatley".
now i want to talk cost
i think £8 a packet
in the high street don't get lost
the cheap ones are unsafe and funding a illegal racket.
lets all raise a glass and slurp
lets all agree to "quit" while sober
this is no "Harry Hill" "Burp"
because your business will thrive if workers "quit" in "Stoptober".

(i have tried to get this to the NHS as they might enjoy the read. also tried to get it to mr "Michael" as i have used his name.plus ITV as of the Burp (not due to him being 50 today) and lastly to stoptober. but the real question is - have i persuaded anyone to quit ? you can not reply with a yes or no it has to rhyme. thank you all smokers i mean readers. )