[waterhog]

to juicy Lucy at ITV 09.10.14

i will let her down easy
but i want to show my gratitude
this must not come across cheesy
or with my vicious sarcastic attitude.
the reply was crystal
i feel like "roy Cropper"
away is my vicious tongue pistol
TV guide complaints will end in Stoptober. link to stoptober http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/foru...d.php?t=265618
i am now satisfied
my message you did eventually heed
but even a blood bank could not have supplied
for years now you left me to bleed.
you have reassured my doubts and its sweet
off is my alarm
i believe you about "coronation street"
and you no my life is on that "farm".
so i will put down my pen
and ITV stop kicking
every Saturday i wont cluck like a hen
Lucy gave me reassurance that's sticking.
thank you ITV and thank you Lucy
your reply was gorgeous
now i hope the peace from me is juicy
because Lucy's reassurance has impacted me and its enormous.

( i am such a misery i would complain to itv when my soaps were changed or canceled. i have now had reassurance that this is not the case and all episodes will be shown and that has made me so happy. i was going to propose to Lucy but i thought this might be a bit inappropriate - she has not even replied back to me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so are you happy with the tv guide ? are you reassured by the love of my life Lucy ? - reply's have to rhyme. )

[Gstar]

who's lucy?

[LukeB]

Originally Posted by Germyle

who's lucy?

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[waterhog]

lucy is the love of my life

[Marsh.]

What the hell are you smoking?

[waterhog]

please can reply's rhyme.