[unoino]

Following his puppet antics with Twatface Michelle ,monkeyboy Callum is rumoured to be collaborating with music producers to remake the Sandie Shaw classic .."Puppet on a String..the talentless cardboard cutout gained lots of admirers following his head nodding with twat Michelle....Delighted music producers were working out last night how there going to get him to say anything as his obvious talent lies in head nodding...Producers in the Uk have indicated he will more than likely mime....

[Gusto Brunt]

His claim to fame. His father was a hugely talented footballer who threw his life away.

Another claim to fame, Callum has bedded loads of women.

He's had three hair transplants.

* No mention of him actually doing any work...

And he's a useless housemate.

[kirklancaster]

He's actually really weird as well, nothing like I thought he'd be, and I no longer think he's particularly good looking. He certainly has no charisma.

[Withano]

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[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by Withano

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Who are you addressing?

[abhorson]

Callum is just floating along and dull as dishwater thus far.

[Creggle]

He is this years 'hunk' nothing more really, notice how every female in there this year could be considered quite attractive yet the guys, is just Callum? Seems totally constructed to give him a boost from day one with the public

[Macie Lightfoot]

is this supposed to be clever?

bc it's not.