[waterhog]

dogs in your bed - good morning Britain debate 29.04.15

some say its forbidden
others don't bat a eye lid
a perverted mind will have a view that's hidden
this place is squalid.
but does a line need to be drawn
just for authority
i aware it was fun and not "porn"
if you disbelieve ask the lady's who are the majority.
you do have infections
the more the higher the risk
every muff has detailed inspections
followed by a forensic flea frisk.
a few don't ever sleep
they moan and grunt
the other end of the bed in a heap
all conversation blunt.
then you have the obsessive
in my mind it is sticking
i can not detail as it is offensive
its all to do with outrageous licking.
the noise is a factor
over the mouth i needed a towel
i am sure i had a opera singer/actor
the whole of London heard her howl.
i am now confused
so the reader must not be dark
Good Morning Britain really amused
so are you a grunt-er, howler or do you bark ?

( https://www.change.org/p/myself-have...dogs-in-my-bed )

[LeatherTrumpet]

my dog sleeps in the bed with me

keeps me warm

[waterhog]

LT i am well gel would blow a kiss but don't now how to on here (k)

[Kizzy]

I've only just started letting my dog upstairs, first he crept to the bottom of the stairs so moved his bed there, then he started sleeping on the landing then my son let him sleep on his little tub sofa and that's it now :/
He is deffo not allowed on the beds though

[LeatherTrumpet]

Originally Posted by Kizzy

I've only just started letting my dog upstairs, first he crept to the bottom of the stairs so moved his bed there, then he started sleeping on the landing then my son let him sleep on his little tub sofa and that's it now :/
He is deffo not allowed on the beds though

matter of time kizzy and you know it

the crafty beggar

[Kizzy]

No, he knows how high by banshee level can reach when he attempts to sit on the sofa...

[Helen 28]

Don't know about dogs in my bed but I have had a few tigers in my time.

[LeatherTrumpet]

Originally Posted by Helen 28

Don't know about dogs in my bed but I have had a few tigers in my time.

tries....not...to...do.....pussy...joke

[Helen 28]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

tries....not...to...do.....pussy...joke

[Northern Monkey]

I've slept with loads of dogs......

[Helen 28]

Originally Posted by EyeballPaul

I've slept with loads of dogs......

I knew that was coming.

[Northern Monkey]

Originally Posted by Helen 28

I knew that was coming.

That's what they said






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[LeatherTrumpet]

Originally Posted by EyeballPaul

That's what they said






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