[Chilltown]

I'll play!

[lutrinae]

Count me in

[Strictly Jake]

Fantastic we have sixteen players! The launch will be Monday morning! I'm too busy in the evenings

[Morgan.]

Let me guess, there will be players as Makosi, Charley, Nikki, Gina and Ashleigh?

[Strictly Jake]

Originally Posted by ProfessorSmooth

Let me guess, there will be players as Makosi, Charley, Nikki, Gina and Ashleigh?

Nope as this is ultimate celebrity bb. However there will be no celebrities that were in the original ultimate bb house

[Strictly Jake]

Welcome to Ultimate Celebrity Big Brother!!

This year there is a twist. This years series is called cel-mates. That's because as soon as our celebrities enter that house they will be told to go directly to the garden. In the garden are four teeny tiny prison cells. There will be 2 double beds. One toilet. 2 uncomfortable chairs and one extremely cold shower in the garden which all housemates have to share!

None of the housemates know who will be joining them! So although for some of our housemates a cell with white padded walls may be familiar, the cell mates joining them in their may not be, or they might be extremely familiar making for very awkward moments!!

We have a lot of big egos to cram in there so I think we should get started, don't you?

Please welcome housemate number one

(VT)

"Yeah it's me, the pricey! Last years champ. I told you not to underestimate the pricey and I was right. I won. Beating that bitch Hopkins!

I don't know how I won to be honest! I didn't do much as I wasn't very well at the time. I'm glad I have been invited back as I'm back to the usual fiery fiesty me! I won't hold back this time! I just hope none of my ex's are in there. But let's be honest I have that many that's it's pretty likely. Hahahaha..."

Welcome Katie Price, everyone!

(To save too much writing you would have the usual housemates being evicted? Entering the house, but then big brother tells them to go to the garden and tell them to enter either cell one, two, three, four)

{Katie enters cell one}

Katie: Oh my word what is this?!! What on earth have I signed up for! I can't live in this it's disgusting! Great!!

Haha, so that's our first housemate in, clearly hating this twist, should we make it even worse for her? Welcome housemate number 2!

(vt)

"Hey everyone it's me! Dane Bowers! It's been a while since I was in the house. I was in the house with Alex Reid, that could have been awkward, but he was actually an alright bloke. I think Katie was really harsh on him when she was in the house. I get on with most people. I'm up for a good time. It's an honour to be back"

{Dane enters cell one with Katie)

Dane: How you doing? I had a feeling you would be in here!
Katie: yeah I'm alright darling, how are you? I have a feeling they are trying to make things awkward for us, at least it's you and not alex
Dane: I wouldn't speak too soon
Katie: that's true

Should we make it a threesome? Welcome housemate number 3!

(VT)
"Hi, alex reid here, it feels a lifetime ago since I won, so it's incredible to be asked to be on ultimate celebrity big brother. last series I think Katie really was wrong with the way she slagged me off. I hope to show people again what a good guy I am. I want to just have fun in there"

(Alex enters cell one)

Alex: oh wow! This isn't awkward at all!
Katie: great, how did I know you would be in here?!
Dane: they are really wanting to stir it up
Katie: well I'm not going to let them, let's just be as civilized as possible
Alex: well I'm not wanting any trouble, I guess you won't be slagging me off so much this time seen as though I'm here to defend myself!
Katie: oh just be quiet!
Dane: keep it cool guys!

Wow! I think it's time for our next housemate or should I say housemates??

(VT)
"Hello everyone, it's me Spencer, and it's me Heidi! Thanks for having us back! Last time we stirred it up so much and believe us we are back for more. We can't wait! Get us in there! Is rylan back? If so we are coming rylan!!!"

(They enter cell one)

Heidi: oh my word Katie, I adore you!
Katie: I'm not such a huge fan of you, rylan is one of my best mates
Spencer: oh wow that's awkward. He is a good guy though
Dane: nothing like being a suck up, how are you both?
Heidi: alright, we don't suck up to anyone, who are you two?
Alex: two of Katie's many exes
Spencer: wow really? That's hilarious!
Katie: oh just leave it out!

That is part one of the launch join us soon for part 2! Ah if only we had live feed!


(So that's pretty much how this game will work, I will be doing the dialogue for launch night. After that it's up to you! You will all find our who you are once every housemate is revealed)

[VanessaFeltz.]

better than whole bb16 it is going great!

[Morgan.]

This is good so far.

[Strictly Jake]

It's time for housemate number 5!

"I don't think I even need to introduce myself. Everyone should know who I am by now. Yes it's me super cow Katie Hopkins. I am suprised that the producers have even dared to let me reenter seen as though last time I was meant to be the cause of vile Perez mental health problems. I hope he isn't going to be join me again! This time I'm going to make sure I win!"

(Katie enters cell 2)

Hopkins: oh isn't this beautiful. Not tacky in the slightest. This won't feel like living in a council house at all. All we need now is some fake wooden flowers, a few stencil stickers on the wall and you have white dees house. I am going to enjoy every minute of living here"

Well I'm glad she likes it so much! Should we get a housemate to join her?

(VT)

"I'm back!! Are you ready for the Perez show- The 2nd coming?? This time I will be ruthless. I won't let anyone try and talk me down. If that nutcase Hopkins is in there I will kick off big time! She is not an ultimate celebrity at all, how the hell is that woman even famous? I aim to win this time and I'm sure I will!"

(Perez enters cell 2)

Perez: you have to be f'in kidding me!
Hopkins: I could say the same to you, I'm sure a white padded cell is an appropriate place for you Perez, you know with all the problems you supposedly have that I have caused
Perez: that's so rude! Do you have to be so nasty all the time? Can't we just get on, there are 2 double beds maybe we could share one?
Hopkins: no I won't stop being rude and I would rather sleep in that toilet bowl than have your body anywhere near me. I see you have put weight on again
Perez: big brother can I please go to another part of the house I can't deal with her again

Yikes! We best out another housemate in to ease the tension. It's housemate number 7

"It's me Jim Davidson. I am honoured to be invited back. I don't know how well I will deal with it again. My year was a difficult one. But to win was such an experience knowing that I have gained fans and showed people that I'm not that horrible, unless your Linda Nolan. To win a 2nd time would be beyond brilliant. But I doubt it"

(Jim enters cell 2)

Jim: ah this is genius, putting you two locked up like this. Time for round two?
Perez: aren't you the homophobe?
Jim: I won't have you using that term against me! It's not true it was a misunderstanding and I'm past that
Hopkins: I'm glad your here Jim to save me from this cretin. It's clear to see your just as welcome as I am to the Perez show
Perez: it was a question not a statement
Jim: behave yourself I know how you try and manipulate people, I saw the way you acted. Good men got in trouble because of you

Well I thought cell one was awkward this is on a whole different level. Let's get the next one in

"I guess I'm classed as a classic celebrity housemate now. It's me Pete burns. I got in trouble quite a bit when I was last in there in sure it won't be any different this time. People just rub me up the wrong way and there is going to be a lot of egos in there. Sod it let me in there!"

(Pete Burns enters cell 2)

Pete: wow aren't we a Brady bunch, aren't we all just going to get on like a house on fire
Hopkins: this really is getting better, i don't think I can last a night in here
Pete: I'm sorry love is there something I have done
Hopkins: nothing I am just afraid of clowns
Pete: excuse me? What is that supposed to mean?
Jim: leave it Katie it's bad enough in here anyway, how are you Pete?
Pete: not too bad Jim. I won't accept people being rude to me though
Perez: she likes to be horrible to people more interesting than her, it doesn't take much, it's nice to meet you Pete
Pete: i would say the same back but I'm not sure how well we will get on

Ok so that two cells filled. Check back in the morning for parts three and four....

[Maxxie.]

How do we know who's who? Is it in order of signing up? Omg, that would mean I'm Perez!? well at least I can be a dick to everyone!

[Maxxie.]

Oh & shakey jake are you gonna play Big Brother?

[VanessaFeltz.]

I predict Jackie and John next amazing launch continues!

[Jamie89]

Fingers crossed for big john. Toes crossed for me being big john!.

[MB.]

Can we set fire to Cell 2 please

[Ashley.]

"aren't you the homophobe" dying

[Strictly Jake]

Should we wrap this launch up then? There are still 8 more celebrities to put in there, it's already going crazy in there but I think we should stir the pot just a little bit more. It's housemate number 9

(VT)

"I'm back bitches! Ya it's me frenchy. What makes me an ultimate celebrity housemate? Maybe the fact I don't give a crap about anyone else. I think it's most important that I'm happy. If that means offending people and hurting their feelings so what. I stirred it up so much before, I went wild. But I had so much more to give. I'm so happy to be going back in and will stir it up so much more. Warning to everyone. Frenchy is back"

(Frenchy enters cell 3)

Frenchy: I have only just come here and end up in a prison cell. Maybe they know how much trouble I will cause. I pity the people who have to live with me. This whole floor will be covered with my makeup. I think this room should be pink big brother"

Yikes! I also pity the housemates joining her. Should we find out who they are? It's housemate number 10

"It's me. Brad Pitt of the dance world. I so regret saying that comment. It still hasn't died. It's so cringworthingly bad! Why am I going back in? Simply because I am competitive, I didn't win last time. I should have. I really do think I deserved it. I feel if it wasn't for Audley I could have won and Gary of course. He was such hard work. I got to enter the civilian series as part of hotel bb. That was fun. I'm ready to go back in for longer. Yeah get me in there"

(James Jordan enters cell 3)
Frenchy: James!!! How are you?
James: oh nooo! Are you going to behave this time?
Frenchy: nope
James: haha me neither. All we need now is Leslie
Frenchy: I hope not bitter old man

Well Leslie won't be joining them, but housemate number 11 will be!

(VT)

"Hello. It's me Luisa Zissman. Yeah I feel I do deserve to be in ultimate celebrity big brother. I think I was one of the best things about my series. I'm fun, flirty, I can be fiery. I'm hoping Lionel Blair isn't going in. I want to break all the rules this time I don't want any fuddy duddy to stop me. Who wants to see a bunch of people sitting around drinking tea talking about the weather?! This isn't bb16! I want it to be a compete orgy in there. I'm coming!!"

(Luisa enters cell 3)

Luisa: how at you both? Nice to see you
Frenchy: nice to meet you. I'm frenchy. Who are you? What do you do?
Luisa: I know who you are frenchy, we met on bots. Luisa and I guess I'm known for being a business entrepreneur that likes to be a bit wild
Frenchy: you sound fun
James: hiya Luisa. Nice to see you. I guess we are going to have a party in here with you two girls
Luisa: hell yes!

Should we put another one in? Housemate number 12!

(VT)

"Why-ay! Charlotte here! I'm proper buzzing to go back in to the house again. I wanna get mortal. Thankfully Janice battersby won't be in there this time to stop us! I'm goin to tear it up. I'm free, single and ready to mingle so you better put a bunch of hot toddy in there!"

(Charlotte enters cell 3)
James: I guess we won't be doing any sleeping tonight yet another wild girl! How are you Charlotte?
Charlotte: I'm buzzing. I proper need a wee though. Is that the only toilet! Ah sod it I don't care I gotta go
Luisa: you might wanna close the door!
Charlotte: na it's fine I wanna chat to you all. Ah no I need a poo now
Frenchy: please close the door
Charlotte: it's gonna proper smell like

Well I don't think that lot are going to mind sharing a cell are they? Should we fill our last cell? It's housemate number 13

(VT)

"I can't believe I'm coming back for more. Yes Denise welsh. I really embarrassed myself last time. I regret a lot of things. I still managed to win though which was nice. This time round I'm going to be in my best behaviour and act dignified. How long that will last I don't know! My children are mortified I'm going back in but I couldn't resist"

(Denise enters cell 4)

Denise: what's going on here? Have I been conned into going into some kind of rehab. Michael madsen said I needed help. These beds don't look very comfy

Thank goodness there isn't a hot tub in there! It's time for housemate number 14

(VT)

"What is ultimate celebrity big brother? Is that like what I did last time? Is is the same show or a different one? Is it with other people this time? I won last time I did the show, can I do it again I have absolutely no idea. It's time to have me back though, it's me Gary busey(honk!!)"

(Gary confusingly enters cell 4)
Denise: Gary how are you?
Gary: are you the new presenter?
Denise: no I'm not I'm a housemate
Gary: is it just us two
Denise: I think there may be more in other parts of the garden
Gary: sorry?
Denise: I think it's some kind of twist
Gary: I thought it would be the same people as last time
Denise: well that would be boring, we will have fun together
Gary: what's your name?
Denise: Denise
Gary: Dennis?
Denise: no not Dennis, Denise!
Gary: you look like a Dennis haha. I'm Gary
Denise: cheeky sod. Well it's nice to meet you Gary

That's going to be a fun one to watch. Should we leave it as that. Na let's get the 2 final housemates in there. Welcome housemates number 15

"Get it? Got it? Good! Yes it me Julie Goodyear. I guess I suprised people last time. Yes I'm old but it doesn't mean I have to sit on a chair knitting. I'm the life and soul of the party and that's not going to change. There was a lot of sensitive people last time that I managed to offend. Well sod them I will say whatever I think. I would rather be like that than two faced. Am I ready for round 2? I think so"

(Julie enters cell 4)
Denise: hello Julie long time no see
Julie: well thank goodness your the loose woman they went for and not Coleen
Denise: don't be cruel she is a good friend of mine
Julie: I better watch what I say then. Hello Gary?
Gary: who are you?
Julie: Julie Goodyear. Legendary soap actress
Gary: I don't view soap actors as proper actors
Denise: well done Gary you have managed to offend both of us in one go

Oh dear. That's going well. Time for one last housemate. It's housemate number 16

(VT)
"Good evening. It's me Shilpa. What can I say? My series of big brother went down in history but I don't want to dwell on that. I resolve things with Jade before she sadly passed away so I don't think it would be kind to bring it back up. I just hope this time round my experience will be a pleasant one"

(Shilpa enters cell 4)

Shilpa: oh my goodness. I can't live in here. What on earth are they doing. Nice to meet you all
Denise: wow Shilpa you look stunning
Shilpa: thankyou and so do you
Gary: what's your name?
Shilpa: Shilpa Shetty
Gary: I think ill struggle with that one. What do you do?
Shilpa: I'm a Bollywood actress
Gary: so we are all actors then. These only do soaps though
Julie: stop saying that! Nice to see you Shilpa. You must be one of the most famous in here
Shilpa: I don't know
Denise: I would love to know who else is in here! Bet there are a lot of big characters in here

Well there is indeed. That's our line up. Ultimate celebrity big brother starts now!!!

[Morgan.]

Wpwhrn do we find out who we are?

[Strictly Jake]

You can find out now

Katie price played by Daniel X
Dane bowers played by Mitchell
Alex Reid played by Profressorsmooth
The Pratts played by Adam
Katie Hopkins played by bb2014
Perez Hilton played by JayBlaze
Jim Davidson played by will1999
Pete burns played by hijaxers
James Jordan played by moosething
Frenchy Morgan played by Riley95
Luisa Zissman played by lewis111
Charlotte Crosby played by SlayBB
Gary busey played by chilltown
Denise welsh played by Lutrinae
Shilpa shetty played by BigBrother Fanatic
Julie Goodyear played by LiamBB

You know have a couple of days to play your parts. I will act as big brother I may call you to the diary room, tell you to calm down if necessary and inform you when the nominations begin. You can only talk to the people in your cell. Whatever you talk about is up to you but try and make it interesting and act as if you are that particular housemate. If you are a housemate to start arguments do so. It's all down to you now. Have fun. The first highlights show will be on Thursday morning after which nominations shall begin!

[Strictly Jake]

You can find out now

Katie price played by Daniel X
Dane bowers played by Mitchell
Alex Reid played by Profressorsmooth
The Pratts played by Adam
Katie Hopkins played by bb2014
Perez Hilton played by JayBlaze
Jim Davidson played by will1999
Pete burns played by hijaxers
James Jordan played by moosething
Frenchy Morgan played by Riley95
Luisa Zissman played by lewis111
Charlotte Crosby played by SlayBB
Gary busey played by chilltown
Denise welsh played by Lutrinae
Shilpa shetty played by BigBrother Fanatic
Julie Goodyear played by LiamBB

You know have a couple of days to play your parts. I will act as big brother I may call you to the diary room, tell you to calm down if necessary and inform you when the nominations begin. You can only talk to the people in your cell. Whatever you talk about is up to you but try and make it interesting and act as if you are that particular housemate. If you are a housemate to start arguments do so. It's all down to you now. Have fun. The first highlights show will be on Thursday morning after which nominations shall begin!

[Morgan.]

Originally Posted by ShakeyJake10

You can find out now

Katie price played by Daniel X
Dane bowers played by Mitchell
Alex Reid played by Profressorsmooth
The Pratts played by Adam
Katie Hopkins played by bb2014
Perez Hilton played by JayBlaze
Jim Davidson played by will1999
Pete burns played by hijaxers
James Jordan played by moosething
Frenchy Morgan played by Riley95
Luisa Zissman played by lewis111
Charlotte Crosby played by SlayBB
Gary busey played by chilltown
Denise welsh played by Lutrinae
Shilpa shetty played by BigBrother Fanatic
Julie Goodyear played by LiamBB

You know have a couple of days to play your parts. I will act as big brother I may call you to the diary room, tell you to calm down if necessary and inform you when the nominations begin. You can only talk to the people in your cell. Whatever you talk about is up to you but try and make it interesting and act as if you are that particular housemate. If you are a housemate to start arguments do so. It's all down to you now. Have fun. The first highlights show will be on Thursday morning after which nominations shall begin!

I don't know who Alex Reid is

[JayBlaze]

*sings* ITS THE PEREZ SHOW, ITS THE PEREZ SHOW

[Will.]

yes I'm Jim

[Strictly Jake]

Originally Posted by ProfessorSmooth

I don't know who Alex Reid is

This is big brother. Does anyone want to be alex reid and swap their person?

[Morgan.]

These are the ones I know:

Katie price played by Daniel X
The Pratts played by Adam
Katie Hopkins played by bb2014
Perez Hilton played by JayBlaze
Jim Davidson played by will1999
James Jordan played by moosething
Frenchy Morgan played by Riley95
Luisa Zissman played by lewis111
Charlotte Crosby played by SlayBB
Gary busey played by chilltown
Denise welsh played by Lutrinae
Julie Goodyear

[Marsh.]