[Daniel.]

I have three harrowing write up's to do including Espeon's

[EspeonBB]

Are Sam & Amanda separate housemates or... ?

[MB.]

I think twins are counted as separate in rankdowns yeah

[Pete.]

Originally Posted by EspeonBB

Are Sam & Amanda separate housemates or... ?

No

[Pete.]

Oh welp idk

[Black Dagger]

I think Jack and Joe were counted as one so I'd count them as one?

[MB.]

Actually I think Jack & Joe and Amy & Sally are counted as one but can have separate write-ups if you want

[Pete.]

How can you tell the difference between Amy & Sally tho

[Black Dagger]

I couldn't with Samanda either tbf and they were separate housemates for 12 weeks.

[MB.]

(I think Amy's the better one? idk)

[MB.]

Well she's the one who threw the cup so yes she is

[reece(:]

I could tell Samanda apart when they appeared this series

[Pete.]

Sam > Amanda

[EspeonBB]

Espeon's Nominatons 2.0



Craig Phillips (BB1) | Spencer Smith (BB3) | Lynne Moncrieff (BB3) | Scott Turner (BB4) | Jason Cowan (BB5) | Shahbaz Chauhdry (BB7) | Jayne Kitt (BB7) | Jonathan Durden (BB8) | Govan Hinds (BB11)



Rebeckah Vaughan (BB12) | Anton Murphy (BB12) | Harry Blake (BB12) | Hazel O'Sullivan (BB14) | Wolfy Millington (BB14) | Mark Byron (BB15) | Jale Karaturp (BB15) | Christopher Hall (BB15) | Simon GROSS (BB16)

Happy cutting and saving

[reece(:]

cut Jason save Hazel
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JASON COWAN - BB5, runner up

(grim)

The #lad of BB5, Jason entered the house in an awfully cringe leopard print thong which he was cheered for (I love BBUK sexism) and at this point already it was determined that he would definitely sail through the show as the public love this archetype of HM. Honestly, he may be amongst the most overrated "legends" among the alumni as his purpose in the house was to be a moody aggravator and engage in childish antics with the far inferior group The Jungle Cats. He also belonged to the archetype of unslayable beasts as he would dodge and dive nominations week after week

And there was the hideously tedious showmance with Vanessa Nimmo, who I suppose was a perfect fit! He also had a strange relationship with Dan and flirted with him early on which lead to Dan's later vendetta against him which idrc about because Dan's a bore! After his house foes Emma and Michelle returned and then his showmance was evicted he became permanently mouldy and existed in the house as a permanent grump who would not contribute to the house antics (Mikey teas), I suppose his "good looks?" (I don't see it) kept him safe throughout all the misery he brought. And then there was the Nadia feud, which tbf was one of the many iconic rivalries that lasted throughout the show.. thankfully superior Nadz won in the end as Jason would often make harsh remarks at her for no reason (as well as most others around him) however the public kept him in right until the final two, but I'm glad it was him and Nadia as the showdown. I suppose I appreciated what he brought to the house but I cannot get behind him... His role in fightnight was needed as another foe for Nadz and Emma and for there to be proper opposition for the Lip gloss bitches throughout the show although he was just too sour for me to enjoy.

I also could never tell whether he was balding during BB5 or not?

[Macie Lightfoot]

I never understood how some people are so ADAMANT that, like, Sam or Amanda or whichever one is the better twin bc they both have the same personality as far as I'm concerned

cut Hazel save Jason

**** YOU REECE

[Black Dagger]

Cut Govan, save Showbiz

[MB.]

Mark Byron (BB15)



(oh how I hate having to write about the detritus of BBs 4, 15 and 16 yet still bring it upon myself)

Yeah so he was awful and loud we get it k bye, let's have a look at some pros (lol) and cons of Mark Byron:

Pros: not much (he occasionally stood up against Helen I guess, also his eviction interview was glorious)

Cons: everything else (that dreadful Mystic Mock Mark stuff, that dreadful Mistopher (Chrark? idc) stuff, that dreadful voice, that dreadful hair, the fact that he tried to be about thirty different ex-housemates in one, the fact that he found about thirty different ways to pronounce 'Jale', none of them in any way close, the fact that this picture exists:



the fact that he exists, the fact that I'M NOR AVVIN EHHHT, the fact that he could have actually won at one point, and one more pro: the fact that he didn't)

Oh and now he's bonking Matthew (...I never said he had any taste), didn't bother turning up to Kimberly and Steven's wedding and spent the money on a nose job instead. This lead to a rather hilarious press release on Mark's behalf which both denied Helen's allegations about him and Matthew and confirmed Helen's allegations about him and Matthew at the same time. He's now trying his hardest to get a column in the Daily Star. Bless.

I'm not in the mood to write in proper sentences today can you tell

I save Jayne because she's a smelly-toothed goddess-ish?

[Black Dagger]

NOOOO. JASON <\3

[Macie Lightfoot]

cut Craig save Christopher I guess?

--

#. Craig Phillips (BB1)



ew. Let it be known that I *SHOULD* be writing about Hazel right now but instead of blaming myself for being too slow I'm going to blame everyone else for distracting me by bringing up **** about the twins

So yeah, we all know that the first and foremost rule of reality TV is that a generic white male is obligated to win the first season, so enter Craig. I don't feel like he gets enough hate because lbr most people haven't seen BB1 but I REALLY couldn't stand Craig. He had the voice of Conor and the sense of humor (or "Fun-Loving Spirit" ) of Jonny Regan and I promise you that it was just as bad as it sounds. Craig was also ridiculously self-serious about tasks even though he was awful at them? Like, he would slander Mel to heck for not being able to juggle or ride a unicycle (alol BB1 tasks <3) even though he had the WORST track record of anyone due to "spontaneous" knee injuries and supposed dyslexia and just general sucking at tasks. It wasn't a good look.

Self-serious really is the best word to describe Craig. He'd always complain about things other people did that he didn't like by being all "well the public will see through it all and take care of things " He also had a rivalry with much superior HM Caroline because she was the one to vocalize how everyone was sick of Craig sleeping all day and not doing anything to help out around the house. Of course since this is Craig we're dealing with, he took it upon himself to confront Caroline because "he was entitled to" or something and accused her of not pulling her weight and insisted that he in fact pulled his weight because he washed the dishes three or four times. For this record, this took place on Day 21

The peak of Craig's self-righteousness came about with the infamous Nasty Nick confrontation, where Craig had no problem with Nick writing down other people's names until it was HIS name that was written down. He literally had no problem with it until it affected him. Craig's self-entitlement and egomania ****ing EXPLODED and it was wayyyyy too much for me to swallow when he was saying **** like "you have shown various people pieces of paper with names on them... ie MY NAME " but of course this was THE defining moment of BB1 and Craig was able to ride it out to the win

Also, I know we wiped our memories clean of the time when Craig wiped his ass on Darren's pillow but ****ing ew???

I'm saving Christopher because I'm still curious as to how the nickname Christmas came about.

[Pete.]

Wolfy


~ There's a She-Wolf out of the closet ~

Wolfy easily had the making of a BB winner even before she entered the main door. This was someone who was an overweight lesbian fishmonger who talked to nature - the DEFINITION of Channel 5 quirky favourite to wins. The problem was that she knew if she played the game right she would walk the show and easily win.

She had a perfect first week which added to her popularity. Her strong relationship with Sallie was strong and genuine as was her genuinely hilarious meltdown over being called most smelly by Michael (she was also most unique as well).

It started to go wrong for Wolfy when the crowd decided to tell her how popular she was by chanting her name during Sallie's eviction following her smelly meltdown. She had a pointless argument with Charlie over weight and body issues too, saying that 'fat' should be an equivalent to a swear word around her because Charlie was as healthy as anything so she was being offensive or something?

Her true downfall came when she committed the cardinal sin by showing that she knew how popular she was and saying that she was Dexter's biggest competition to win. She also really overreacted over the whole actress accusations that came from Dan which really came off really bad.

So Wolfy was evicted only Week 3 to crippling boos. It is telling that she went over Hazel of all people who was 'nationally' hated at that time and the evictions had to have extra security because of Hazel.

Gonna save Jale because she wasn't all that bad.

[Daniel.]

SAVE Shahbaz CUT Wolfy

[LukeB]

(Are Samanda out then?)

[Daniel-X]

Anton Murphy - BB12:



Oh dear where do we start with Anton? Anton entered this house and gave himself a label as being a 'huge game player' and he thought the way he played the game would like change BB forever I think. His game plan was so ****ing basic though it was just laughable. He formed himself a little place in the house with the 'wolfpack' -shudders- but basically this just meant him gunning for females all the time and nominating them and being incredibly lude and crude in his comments about women. Like all he did all the time was nominate good female housemates like Heaven, Rebeckah, Faye and Alex every week. Yeah what a good game player you are! Sorry they won't **** you (let's be real that's why he was nominating them)

The fact he always branded himself as a 'villain' also was so laughable. When you think of BB villains names that pop in your head are names like Makosi, Rex, Victor Ebuwa. You know actual legends. I've never seen anyone on this forum once say 'How good of a villain was Anton from BB12.'

I am saving Rebeckah because she was one of the only good housemates of BB12.

[reece(:]

Originally Posted by Daniel-X

Save Rebeckah

Cut Wolfy

Ty