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Cut Simon, Save Belinda

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Simon Gross (BB16)



For the amount of (rightful) hate that BB16, I feel as if Simon doesn't really get enough? Granted he calmed down by the end of the series and he isn't nearly as bad as Marc or Joel but I still hate his guts and his elimination from this rankdown has been long overdue.

The only thing in the house Simon is known for is his constant repetition of "SHOWBIZZZZZ!!!" which I find more annoying than funny because it's as if he's trying to be a bigger character than he actually is. I find it fake as hell and I'm not here for it. When he got the #Timebomb eviction on the first night and I really thought we had dodged a bullet and had gotten rid of this shrieking buffoon but alas the BB16 producers are idiots and in the horror of #4In4Out we were re-introduced to SHOWBIZ!!! I really found the whole thing to be incredibly short-sighted but I guess that describes BB producers nowadays, they look for immediate reaction rather than letting things develop long-term and it's part of the reason BBUK is the **** show we all know today.

Simon in the house was better than I thought he would be because he was largely irrelevant but he was still awful when he was shown. Such as when he nominated Eileen for being old ("she's has had her life!" ) despite the fact Simon is roughly the same age. Ugh it just angered me, and it angered me even more when Eileen was tragically evicted (against ****ing Joel of all people) and I held him responsible.

After this, Simon was mainly irrelevant. I remember he was for Marc (which ew) and he sucked up to Helen a lot (which ew). Then he was randomly evicted over Jack which was funny but I wish he left a lot sooner.

Saving Goddess Belinda

[Macie Lightfoot]

yeesh @ these noms though, also isn't Anton out?

[Daniel-X]

Anton's already been eliminated Daniel

[Daniel.]

Replace Anton with Nicole Cammack

[Pete.]

Originally Posted by Daniel_

Replace Anton with Nicole Cammack

Hasn't she gone?

[Daniel.]

Ffs

[Jake.]

cut dale save sree

[Daniel.]

Pretty sure Nicole hasn't gone

[MB.]

Nichola Holt (BB1)

I know I've said it many a time before about the irrelevant or nasty housemates I've slew, but I genuinely have nothing to say about Nichola - other than the fact that I don't really care for her when you pair her against such BB1 greats as Caggy, Mel and Anna. And Nick. And Darren. And heck even Sada. Instead, I shall discuss her eviction outfit bc gay.



Look at that. What a dress. What a woman. Except she wasn't that great a woman because I've just cut her. But I'm sure she won't be too offended because after all, IT'S ONLY A GAAAAAAAAME.

(yes, I do remember that she released a single afterwards. And it didn't even chart higher than Pretty Girls)

I'm saving Luke A but I could have saved Laura or to a lesser extent Jo instead and you best believe that am I raging.

[MB.]

(poor Laura </3)

[Daniel.]

I replace Justine with

[Shaun]

who's left

[Shaun]

#139 - Jo Butler (BB11)


There's not even two pages of threads about ha so she quite obviously shouldn't be coming anywhere near the top 100. In her defence, she told John James to "swagger off back to Australia" (I assume this word was popular at the time) and spent much of her short stay trying to spread hate around the house towards him, so she isn't all that bad, but aside from trying to appropriate old Big Brother quotes ("You better know your place!") and proclaiming herself as the house cougar, she didn't really do all that much. Which isn't exactly odd in BB11 I know but still. What a let down.

I save Chris because he shouldn't even be nominated

[Daniel.]

Originally Posted by Daniel_

Dan, Nichola, Mario, Christopher, Sree, Simon, Laura, Luke S, Luke A, Dexter, Nicole, Chris, Belinda Jo, Dale, Darren, Sada, Kitten

For those who need to pick

[Daniel-X]

Originally Posted by Daniel-X

Dan Bryan - BB5:



Dan doesn't offend me that much. I don't even dislike him tbh. It was just his self righteousness and how boring he was that got on my last bleeding nerve! I only watched BB5 just over twelve months ago but I can't remember much about Dan even still. He had some weird obsession with Jason and basically went in a super sulk which lasted for the rest of his stay in the house. Everyone lies in their VT Dan get the **** over it! He flirted with Jason and isn't there a rumour that once Jason rimmed him under the covers? I'm not sure but the pair did have a bit of a flirty friendship going on, that was until it was revealed Jason wasn't bi and Dan was cut up </3

He then just coasted his way through the rest of the series. He didn't associate himself with the lip gloss bitches but he didn't associate himself with the jungle cats either he just did nothing and flew under the radar much like equally boring Shell Jubin. He then proceeded to continue to sulk all of his stay in the house and complain that he thought the show would change him if he won and kept saying he didn't want to get to the final and win the money and how he wanted to leave so desperately.

He stayed, over housemates like Ahmed, Michelle and Victor who had contributed a lot to the series and he found himself in the final. He came in third place! People on TIBB often class third place club as some sort of thing that is elite but come to think of it a club containing Dan, Liam, David, Mario and Danny Wisker is pretty much not something to aspire to at times.

I'm saving Mario

Dan is now up.

[Shaun]

I appreciate you saving Mario but go to hell for axing ha

[MB.]

Originally Posted by MB.

Nichola Holt (BB1)

I know I've said it many a time before about the irrelevant or nasty housemates I've slew, but I genuinely have nothing to say about Nichola - other than the fact that I don't really care for her when you pair her against such BB1 greats as Caggy, Mel and Anna. And Nick. And Darren. And heck even Sada. Instead, I shall discuss her eviction outfit bc gay.



Look at that. What a dress. What a woman. Except she wasn't that great a woman because I've just cut her. But I'm sure she won't be too offended because after all, IT'S ONLY A GAAAAAAAAME.

(yes, I do remember that she released a single afterwards. And it didn't even chart higher than Pretty Girls)

I'm saving Luke A but I could have saved Laura or to a lesser extent Jo instead and you best believe that am I raging.

SHOW ME THE WAAAAAAY (choon)

[Jason.]

Originally Posted by Macie Lightfoot

save Luke S cut Dexter

I thought you hated Luke S?

[Jason.]

Can I play this please?

[MB.]

Originally Posted by BB6

I thought you hated Luke S?

Have you not been introduced to Troy's Lushleigh love yet?

[MB.]

Originally Posted by BB6

Can I play this please?

[Jason.]

Originally Posted by MB.

Have you not been introduced to Troy's Lushleigh love yet?

I refuse to even acknowledge it, when he has Deana in his legends sig

[Jason.]

Originally Posted by MB.

Apparently he's 26.

I said apparently.

[Jake.]

Dale Howard
Big Brother 9 (11th Place)



Failed footballer turned-DJ, Dale bragged "If there's any fanny in there, I'm gonna nail it. Especially if they're fit!".. lol.

Do I remember much about Dale? Not really.. I remember him getting himself (heavily) involved in fight night 2, defending the poor, woeful Jennifer (he did say he'd go for the "fit" girls, even though she's meh!!!) and aggressively demanding Rex apologise for the second time. Apart from that, I honestly can't recall much.

[Black Dagger]

Oh ****ing gross at Showbiz and Dexter going and me having to save any of these left.

In fact. I veto Dexter if Macie hasn't done his write up.