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View Poll Results: would you pour megan a drink in your local ? yes or no poll ?
1. megan can not handle a drink ? 6 42.86%
1. megan can not handle a drink ?
6 42.86%
2. megan handled herself correctly and was a lady through out last nights CBB 3 21.43%
2. megan handled herself correctly and was a lady through out last nights CBB
3 21.43%
3. this poem is like every one you write - RUBBISH 4 28.57%
3. this poem is like every one you write - RUBBISH
4 28.57%
4. i want to take you out for a drink and listen to some more poetry 1 7.14%
4. i want to take you out for a drink and listen to some more poetry
1 7.14%
5. you should email this to megan as you are both suited 0 0%
5. you should email this to megan as you are both suited
0 0%
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Old 15-01-2016, 07:57 AM #1
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would you pour megan a drink in your local ? yes or no poll ? 15.01.16


in my local i do need
no one is saying melting butter
megan is a pure liquid feed
with her she can drag me through the gutter.
i no its not cheap
but the money i will cable
until we down a few you will think "creep"
you can be cain and i will be able.
so impressed with your elegance
a lady with strength and stamina
this lady code has no negligence
megan to a fall you are harder then any hammer.
at tiffany it did snap
but she also had anger
november the 5th lets scrap
you will see no bigger banger.
megan i am impressed
the drink did bring out no snore
so its clear what i have expressed
let me drink this and megan can one for you i pour.
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I'd hook her up to an IV drip with equal, alternating measures of gin and valium.
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No I would not! I'd advise her to never drink again.
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No I would not! I'd advise her to never drink again.
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Yes I would poor the Lady
a nice Vodka


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A different line suggested to this poem:

you get cained 'cause I am able
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Megan would probably be drunk before I got to buy her a drink and if she wasn't on plastic glasses I'd make a swift exit for my personal safety and the cats.
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I wouldn't pour her a drink but I would smash an empty glass over her head.
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I'd pour her a Fanta if she was lucky
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I would pourt her a drink then throw it on the skanky cow
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She wouldn't be in my local...the locals would have booted her out before she got to the bar
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Bloody Southerners can't handle abit of wine.I drank more than her before lunch time Crimbo day.

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What I want to know it how on earth year after year do they get SO pissed on what looks like such a tiny amount of alcohol.

I dont remember who it was but a few years back some lass got absolutely slaughtered on 2 cans of cheap lager?!
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What I want to know it how on earth year after year do they get SO pissed on what looks like such a tiny amount of alcohol.

I dont remember who it was but a few years back some lass got absolutely slaughtered on 2 cans of cheap lager?!
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