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BB17 Discuss the series (won by Jason Burrill, runner-up Hughie) and all the housemates in this forum.
Housemates (tags):
Alex,
Andrew,
Andy,
Charlie,
Chelsea,
Emma,
Emma & Victoria,
Evelyn,
Georgina,
Hughie,
Jackson,
Jason,
Jayne,
Lateysha,
Laura,
Marco,
Natalie,
Ryan,
Sam,
Victoria,
HM Fan clubs (appreciation)
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29-06-2016, 06:35 PM | #1 | |||
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So as there has been a lot of politics going on lately I thought it might be fun to create a cast of politicians you would put in the BB house, I think 12 would be enough but feel free to add more:
David Cameron George Osbourne Nigel Farage Boris Johnson Jeremy Corbyn Dennis Skinner Nicola Sturgeon (first boot?) Margaret Thatcher (I know she's dead but she would be iconic a la Helen Wood) Anna Soubry Dianne Abbott Liz Truss Hillary Clinton (our token american) |
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29-06-2016, 07:21 PM | #2 | |||
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Magz to win
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29-06-2016, 08:03 PM | #3 | |||
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Jeremy and Diane as the Showmance omg...
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29-06-2016, 08:12 PM | #4 | |||
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29-06-2016, 10:24 PM | #5 | |||
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How about all the politicians who've used Natalie's "Black Beauties" escort agency!
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29-06-2016, 11:56 PM | #6 | |||
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30-06-2016, 12:00 AM | #7 | |||
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Hillary Clinton to win.
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30-06-2016, 01:07 AM | #8 | |||
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Hillary Clinton is a pretty abnormal even for an American if the gossip/books/hearsay is to be believed. Really tempted to pick up the book written by one of her ex secret service.
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30-06-2016, 04:10 AM | #9 | ||
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They're all bs, written for paranoid schizophrenic Right-wing fanatics. Publishers pay top dollar for what is dubbed Clinton Derangement Syndrome books. America doesn't have the libel laws the UK does. Trump wants to change them to stop the negative press he keeps receiving.
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30-06-2016, 04:52 AM | #10 | ||
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Jeremy Corbyn would be first one to be voted out. Nigel Farage would be the winner.
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30-06-2016, 05:34 AM | #11 | |||
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I shall cast sixteen.
George Galloway (ha return) Robert Kilroy-Silk (he has an unfortunate run-in with Sarah Palin, who believes he founded Dignitas) Bernie Sanders (refuses to leave the house despite numerous health problems) Newt Gingrich (token American bigmouth) Gyles Brandreth (In a Chantelle style twist, must convince the house that he was indeed once a politician) Neil Hamilton (constantly pisses off the viewers but just cannot be removed from the house for some reason) Genghis Khan (builds a wall in the garden and makes night-time raids on the kitchen) Ken Livingstone (ejected on Day 3 for antisemitism) Louise Mensch (first boot) Julia Gillard (TiBB favourite who talks a lot and doesn't really get heard) Sarah Palin (TiBB second favourite whose more controversial comments are covered up by producers for entertainment purposes) Anne Widdecombe (obviously the first to apply) Christine Hamilton (her and her hubby are close to apply second) Aung San Suu Kyi (she's locked in her own 'house next door' for most of the series, leading to viewer complaints about specialist treatment) Marie Antoinette (cast mostly for a cake-baking task of which she is the judge, as much as she protests she didn't actually say that) Beinazir Bhutto (she doesn't get to be a housemate and something awful happens on a bus on the way out) LATE REPLACEMENTS: Cherie Blair and Tony Blair. Series events: - Kilroy and Galloway go head to head in week one for the 'chat show task', and Kilroy comes out on top - he gets to nominate by himself, and he chooses Mensch and Gillard. It looks like Julia is set to be evicted when Louise starts laughing about how tory cuts have made so many homeless. - A house divide forms between the conservatives and the liberals, with Newt Gingrich insisting that the women take care of daily chores. Gillard, Suu Kyi, Sanders and Brandreth become 'underdog' figures but are routinely up for eviction. - Fight Night III (the official one) happens when Bernie Sanders reveals a series of emails in which Sarah Palin has privatised the hair straighteners. Gingrich calls her a "peroxide bitch" and throws a shoe at her, whilst Marie Antoinette cries in the showers. Miraculously, no formal warnings are given, as George Galloway calls for them all to respect one another. He says 'respect' a lot and, on one brave Week Four night, performs the Aretha Franklin classic in drag. Sarah Palin loves it, and reminisces about the 'little coloured fella' she met in Alaska. - The Hamilton's romance comes under fire in week three when Neil is caught fingering Marie Antoinette in the pod. For no real reason, Christine is evicted that week. - Gyles Brandreth receives a record total of 82 nominations over the entire series. - Genghis Khan repeatedly assaults the other housemates and refuses to listen to an interpreter. At one point controls the entire garden, bathroom and living room but is fought back by a sweaty, shirtless Robert Kilroy Silk. - The Blairs enter the house to a chorus of boos to replace the week one ejectee, and are promptly evicted in a double eviction with the entire house up. Remarkably, Cherie receives 43% of the total vote. Tony takes 42%. Absolutely no one votes to evict Genghis Khan this week. - A Parliamentary task in week five sees Marie Antoinette scoff and refuse to take part, having absolutely no idea what democracy actually is. Bernie and Julia attempt to describe it to her but are rebuffed by Newt as 'filthy communists'. - Julia looks set to be the series' Deana but is surprisingly evicted against George Galloway and Genghis Khan. She reveals in her interview that she enjoyed Aung San Suu Kyi's silence as the best company. - Aung San Suu Kyi repeatedly refuses to nominate and takes a vow of silence when Big Brother takes away her coffee machine. The other housemates rarely nominate her, however, as they often forget she's there. - Despite her numerous reality TV appearances before this, Anne Widdecombe's stay is largely uneventful and her best bits last twenty-six seconds, with twelve of them being her twerking to Rihanna's 'Kiss it Better'. She is however evicted in a landslide 93% vote against Bernie Sanders. - After finishing third in the final, Bernie insists that the youth were refused access to voting and stages a sit-in protest whilst Emma Willis scutters awkwardly off. Eviction Order Bhutto fails to become a housemate. Livingstone is ejected. Week One: Julia Gillard vs. Louise Mensch Week Two: Anne vs. Aung San vs. Bernie vs. Cherie vs. Christine vs. Genghis vs. George vs. Gyles vs. Julia vs. Marie vs. Neil vs. Newt vs. Robert vs. Sarah vs. Tony Week Three: Anne vs. Bernie vs. Christine vs. Gyles vs. Julia Week Four: Bernie vs. Gyles vs. Neil vs. Robert vs. Sarah Week Five: Bernie vs. Gyles vs. Julia vs. Marie Week Six: Anne vs. Bernie vs. Gyles Week Seven: George vs. Genghis vs. Julia Week Eight: Gyles vs. Newt Week Nine: Neil finishes seventh, Newt finishes sixth Final Five: Aung San Suu Kyi, Bernie Sanders, Sarah Palin, George Galloway & Genghis Khan. Winner: Genghis Khan. Rylan convinces the BOTS crowd that he's more real than the rest of them.
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30-06-2016, 05:35 AM | #12 | |||
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ok wow that was a lot more in-depth than i thought
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30-06-2016, 10:59 AM | #13 | |||
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30-06-2016, 12:30 PM | #14 | ||
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If the conservatives get put in they can use their expenses to buy the others house as a second home.
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30-06-2016, 12:34 PM | #15 | |||
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Gyles to win.
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30-06-2016, 05:58 PM | #16 | |||
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I had strange dreams about this earlier
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Amazing
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