[-Sue-]

Originally Posted by hot2go

Must admit Sue, I've seen her look worse

LOL oooh yes lol

[hot2go]

Originally Posted by -Sue-

I think you may be confusing that with relief but he can't say that outloud to her as she knows where he lives **eek*



DISCLAIMER: No bunnies were harmed during the making of this picture

Bunny face up so she can see the pain in its face

[-Sue-]

Originally Posted by hot2go

Bunny face up so she can see the pain in its face

hehe yep

[hijaxers]

Personally i would think Jason is thinking Ashes to Ashes , Dust to dust !
Followed by plenty dancing Bye Charlie you vile cow.

[hot2go]

Charlie's crude and ill bread behaviour last night is testament to how incapable she is of reflecting herself and her own ugly behaviour....what person within the realms of any sanity would watch themselves back after leaving the show, see how bad they looked, and still come back and behave in the same way on national tele ? What a lost cause she really is, a really pathetic figure.

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by hot2go

Bunny face up so she can see the pain in its face

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by -Sue-

charlie hasn't changed much..same foul mouthed eejit she always was although may have had another layer of fake tan and make-up trowlled on

Step right up see The Main Attraction.

[reece(:]

"Demented slag"

Very adult of you!

[Northern Monkey]

Hahaha Genius.Your best work to date

[Tom4784]

'Shook' is the word that springs to mind when looking at most of the replies to this thread.

Charlie dumping Jason's fake ass on TV was a great moment.

[tanussa]

Originally Posted by Dezzy

'Shook' is the word that springs to mind when looking at most of the replies to this thread.

Charlie dumping Jason's fake ass on TV was a great moment.

oh dear, you need to concentrate. jason was charlies to dump

[tanussa]

by the way, love the ditty, its perfect

[Northern Monkey]

Originally Posted by Dezzy

'Shook' is the word that springs to mind when looking at most of the replies to this thread.

Charlie dumping Jason's fake ass on TV was a great moment.

Maybe i'm missing something but Jason dumped her before they ever entered the house and she spent her entire time trying to get him back with her psycho ways.

(And you know when he's out he's gonna need a restraining order and a new number when she's banging his door down and spamming his phone)

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by Northern Monkey

Maybe i'm missing something but Jason dumped her before they ever entered the house and she spent her entire time trying to get him back with her psycho ways.

(And you know when he's out he's gonna need a restraining order and a new number when she's banging his door down and spamming his phone)

Applause for first paragraph because it's absolutely the truth.

Applause AND JOKERS for the second paragraph because it's absolutely the truth and funny with it.

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by reece(:

"Demented slag"

Very adult of you!

Thank you Reece,you are most kind.

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by tanussa

by the way, love the ditty, its perfect

Thank you Tannussa.

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by Northern Monkey

Hahaha Genius.Your best work to date

Thank you Paul,I'm glad it tickled you.

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by Kazanne

FANTASTIC Kirk,spot on as always.

Thanks Kaz.

[kirklancaster]

[QUOTE=hot2go;8848886]

Originally Posted by kirklancaster

"My darling Jason, I know you've told me a thousand times that you and I are finished, and I KNOW that it's my fault. I cheated on you, I flew into jealous rages and physically attacked you every time you even just stroked Cleo, and I admit that I spent your money on trivial things - like the Ł1,000 pounds I spent on 'Polyfilla' to cover the cracks in my face.

But I LOVE you Jason - I'm a 'Nobody' who is obsessed with being 'Somebody' and I never thought that I could find a 'meal ticket' as soft as you; someone who had local fame and 'kudos'. Someone who I could cling to and bask in his 'reflected Glory'.

Anyway Jase, to PROVE my love darling, I have written a song. You have to picture me singing it Country style like Johnny Cash - only my singing voice is much deeper. I HOPE you like it and agree that it shows how much I love you. It's called:

'WON'T SEE ME FOR DUST' (THE BALLAD OF A DEMENTED SLAG)





"Hello, I'm Johnny Cash's sister - Desperate for Cash. Here's a little number called 'Won't See Me For Dust':

I'm standing in front of my mirror
And Lord what a ghastly sight
All I'm wearing is my crusty knickers
The ones I wore on our last night.

Yeah Jase I never change them
On my saggy body they stay
Even though I've kept shagging
At least ten different guy's a day.

They were once pink and pretty
Now they've gone a shade of green
'Cos they're fuller of dead semen
Than a sunken submarine.

But that ain't the only thing
There's dead skin cells too
And I ain't a gonna change 'em Jase
Until I'm back with you.

But I woke up this morning
And I let out a scream
I had a fecking nightmare
A mother of a dream.

I dreamt you'd said you'd meet me
OK - I forced you to agree
And I spent 2 days getting ready
So I looked as good as I could be.

I put on 10 lbs of foundation
25 lbs of hair weave
(But just in case that failed Jase
I'd a knife right up my sleeve.)

I put 60 tins of talc inside my knickers
(My best friend said I must)
Then I dropped 'em when I met you
And you couldn't see me for the dust.

Before that dust had even settled
Jase, I guess that I just knew
That my reunion hopes had gone
An' so were fecking you.

I gotta blame my knickers
For making my dreams toast
'Cos covered in dead sperm 'n talc
I looked as scary as a ghost.

Yeah, I put 60 tins of talc inside my knickers
(My best friend said I must)
Then I dropped 'em when I met you
And you couldn't see me for the dust.

Yeah, You couldn't see me for the dust.
Couldn't see me for the dust.
Couldn't see me for the dust.
Couldn't see me for the dust.

"An' most people say that ole dust is just one mother fecking BLESSING boy"

MAKE TOXIC BITCH CHARLIE CHANGE HER FECKING CRUSTY, FUSTY, DUSTY 'OLE KNICKERS

[/QUOTE

You always see the good in people Kirk, , I love that you have some complete faith that she actually wears any

Thanks H2G.

[Lister of Smeg]

She's a crazy worn out old bint lying about her age

[sosadbbend]

She will be begging his forgiveness when he gets out ....still deranged!