[Nicky91]

Indiana Jones and the Gates of Hell


Starring

Harrison Ford as Indiana Jones

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley as Professor Karlie Whittingham

Karen Allen as Marion Ravenwood

John Rhys-Davies as Sallah

Jurgen Prochnow as Colonel Dmitry Petrov

Colton Haynes as Daniel Landon, a billionaire executive, who is obsessed with finding artifacts from the gates of hell for profit

Sophie Marceau as Dr Elena Markovich

LeatherTrumpet as the gatekeeper

Shia Leboeuf as Mutt Williams

with

Tiffany Pollard as Danica Lobos

and

Donald Trump as himself/president of the united states

[Nicky91]

somewhere in the jungle

Indiana: keep looking, there must be a entrance to the cave down here

Abdul: screw it i'm leaving *runs off*

Indiana: come back here *falls and unintentionally opens the entrance to the cave*

Dario: alright time to get our treasure

Indiana: let's not cheer too soon

*Indy finds several traps, one being 3 swords swinging around, the other being a snake pit*

Indiana: i hate snakes

Dario: give me your whip *swings across avoiding the swords and the snake pit*

Indiana: get me across

Dario: ah the treasure

Indiana: come on get me across

Dario: *ignoring what Indy is saying* wow wow all that gold

Indiana: oh crap, a rock coming down

Dario: adios senor jones *wanting to escape but being sliced in half by the 2 swords*

Indiana: i'll take that treasure now

Daniel: tut tut mr jones, soldiers take him away

Indiana: you won't get away with this Landon

Daniel: on the contrary mr jones, i have already gotten away with it

*Sallah flying a plane and rescuing Indiana*


end of part 1

[Marsh.]

[Firewire]

give me your whip

[Marsh.]

Watch me whip whip

[LeatherTrumpet]

Not Indiana Jones filth

[Nicky91]

back at USA

President Trump: thanks for all your efforts for finding the lost treasure Professor Jones, but we have a new mission for you

Indiana: alright tell me what country am i heading now

President: you'll start in India, then you move to Nepal

Indiana: ah i will meet my contact there

President: yes that's right, it is about a thing called the gates of hell

Indiana: oh wow sounds interesting

at Landon industries

Daniel: Professor Jones might be heading to India as well now for the gates of hell, i want that trophy

Elena: i shall send my soldiers ahead to Nepal

Daniel: clever idea

Elena: we'll get super-rich together


in India

Indiana: i should meet my contact here, Sallah

Sallah: where is he?

Karlie: don't you mean she

Indiana: and you are

Karlie: professor karlie whittingham

Indiana: i'm henry jones jr, my friends call me indiana

Karlie: alright, we have no time to waste

Indiana: huh

Karlie: your friend Daniel Landon is here as well

Indiana: i should've known this greedy idiot to be here as well

Karlie: yes with an army of russians

Indiana: russians

Karlie: a dr elena markovich, head of the science department at Landon Industries


end of part 2

[Nicky91]

meanwhile at the gates of hell

Gatekeeper: i have been protecting the gates of hell for 150 years

Danica: whateva, let me through

Gatekeeper: so i cannot let a snobby brat like you get through the gates

Danica: but i want to become rich, i am already really famous, you know who ur dealing with, The Danica Lobos, fitness guru, reality tv personality

Gatekeeper: still a no from me, ur not getting through

Danica: fine, i will be back but with my lawyer

Gatekeeper: *hades calling* yes master we need to keep everyone out, mostly the drama queens, and the one who want to get rich with our place


secret base camp

Danica: Daniel

Daniel: what is it miss lobos

Danica: the gatekeeper wouldn't let me in, we need to go NOW

Daniel: yes we are going a little later

end of part 3

[Nicky91]

at a military base

Indiana: we are never getting through, look at those tanks, jeeps, trucks, rocket launchers

Karlie: seriously rocket launchers, oh Daniel what are you doing

Indiana: you know Daniel Landon

Karlie: yes, he did support my research financially a couple of years ago, after that he bailed on me


Daniel: General Petrov

General Petrov: yes mr landon

Daniel: get your men ready, i have a feeling mr jones might come looking for the map to the gates of hell

Elena: mr landon get to the location with Danica

Daniel: oh and Elena and General Petrov, Mr Jones has now declared himself at war with the russians whoahahahhaha


Indiana: alright *sneaks across towards a jeep, killing one guard putting on his military outfit*

General Petrov: alright mr president you are coming to our base, yes sir

Elena: what's the matter

General Petrov: president trump is coming down here

Elena: why *jeep exploding*


Indiana: hey idiots

General Petrov: Jones, get em boys

Indiana: *avoiding all gunshots*

Elena: look what i have here Jones, ur wife and ur son

Marion: Indy don't do anything stupid

Mutt: dad, i'll distract them and then you go search for the map *Petrov hits mutt with his rifle against his head*


Danica and Daniel arrive at the gate of hell

Daniel: you outlived your purpose Danica

Danica: wtf you greedy son of a *Daniel shoots Danica*



end of part 4

[Lostie!]

Originally Posted by Nicky91

meanwhile at the gates of hell

Gatekeeper: i have been protecting the gates of hell for 150 years

Danica: whateva, let me through

Gatekeeper: so i cannot let a snobby brat like you get through the gates

Danica: but i want to become rich, i am already really famous, you know who ur dealing with, The Danica Lobos, fitness guru, reality tv personality

Gatekeeper: still a no from me, ur not getting through

Danica: fine, i will be back but with my lawyer

Gatekeeper: *hades calling* yes master we need to keep everyone out, mostly the drama queens, and the one who want to get rich with our place

[Nicky91]

Daniel Landon's army arrives at the valley towards the gate of hell

Indiana: General ur days in the military are done

General Petrov: get dr jones, get him NOW

*Indiana jumps on a bike, knocking one soldier off with one hit*

General Petrov: oh no *Indiana shoots the tires of Petrov's vehicle, and he plunges into the valley* aaaaaaaahhhhhh


Daniel: i've got everything i want doctor Jones, this entire place is gonna make me have no debts for the rest of my life

President Trump: what a lovely place

Daniel: yes i'm gonna make you and me trillionaires, and we're gonna use Indiana to dig out our treasure

Indiana: mr president why

President Trump: cause Daniel has convinced me he is the better archeologist than you

Indiana: he's lying he will take this all for himself

Daniel: of course not, this is all for trump tower and landon industries

Hades: quiet all of you

Gatekeeper: master finally Indiana Jones is innocent, Daniel Landon is the one true greedy bad guy who needs to be punished

Daniel: what, Elena do something

Elena: yes of course oh Hades, *tries to shoot Hades but bullets don't penetrate his body*

Hades: silly girl, i am immortal, meet my hellbeast

Elena: nice doggie, nice doggie *hellbeast attacks and devours Elena*


Daniel: i want my treasure, i want all of it now

President Trump: leave all of it behind Landon it's over

Daniel: it is never over, without this i'm ruined, it is all your fault Hades and you Indiana Jones *Indiana hits Daniel in the head*

Daniel: no no no *Hades grabs Daniel and throws him in the hot lava*


back at the white house

President Trump: Landon Industries is no more, Danica Lobos the fitness guru, also no more, there was no treasure nothing

Indiana: thanks mr president

President Trump: you go be with your wife and kid

Karlie: Indy

Indiana: Karlie

Karlie: i want to say thank you for helping me defeat Daniel Landon and his evil company

Indiana: ur welcome and good luck with your job without evil businessmen around you


Indiana returns home

Marion: welcome back Indy

Mutt: what did i miss

Indiana: nothing exciting son, nothing exciting

Marion: it seems they have found something new in mexico

Indiana: make that a expedition for next week


at the gates of hell

*Elena barely having survived the earlier hellbeast attack*

Elena: Sallah hello is that you

Sallah: Lord Hades i will assist the gatekeeper guarding your gate from now on

Elena: NO NO No, *hellbeast coming back and this time killing her instantly*

Hades: so we will guard this place for the next archeologists to come down here if they dare

[Morgan.]

Can I be in your next novel please?

[Nicky91]

yes sure

[Morgan.]

Yay