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05-10-2017, 09:19 AM | #1 | |||
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Zumi Zimi Zami
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Starring Idris Elba as James Bond/007 Ralph Fiennes as M Morgan(Blurryface) as Felix Leiter Willem Dafoe as Derek Dragon Jamie Lee Curtis as Angela Dragon, Derek's wife John Cleese as Q Maan De Steenwinkel as Tiffany Dragon, Derek and Angela's daughter Christoph Waltz as Ernst Stavro Blofeld Liam Hemsworth as Sergeant Josh Collins Nikolaj Coster-Waldau as KGB Operative Maxim Vochkov Madonna as Christa Paul Dane DeHaan as Richie Lloyd Jones with Stellan Skarsgard as professor Magnus Bergmark and Sophie Turner as Breanna Rogers
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05-10-2017, 09:41 AM | #2 | |||
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Zumi Zimi Zami
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Russia, a private airfield
James: i'm in, going to look for the documents now Felix: hurry 007, we've got eyes on the security, we'll warn you if something goes wrong Soldier1: can you believe it that our spectre almost being defeated Soldier2: rumours say that Blofeld has gone into hiding, no one knows his location Soldier1: can you stand guard over here, i am going to the pissa Soldier2: sure Soldier1: *whistling* huh who is there James: sorry mate forgot to knock *punches soldier in his face* Maxim: astevitsch astevitsch, or some russian language Derek: we need to leave asap, our boss is waiting for us at our rendezvous Felix: who is that M: let's see, meet Derek Dragon, multimillionaire oil tycoon married to a angela dragon, daughter is Tiffany dragon, and he owns Dragontooth enterprises Felix: so him funding spectre might be a possibility M: yes i think the same James: *finding documents in the desk* Felix i got the documents Felix: copy that 007, move out asap James: alright, easier said than done Maxim: hands where i can see them James: you don't know who you are messing with Maxim: actually i do know, James Bond 007, secret agent ooh i am scared James: no but this will scare you *kicks Maxim away* Maxim: get him NOW James: *running towards the border* almost there *turns around and shoots several guards* at Dragontooth enterprises Derek: welcome to our company, we can bring us out of the economical crisis Tiffany: so proud of my daddy helping us and his ally Ernst Stavro Blofeld Angela: you don't mean that Tiffany Tiffany: i do, Blofeld is a good man, 007 attacked our airbase Josh: mr dragon, there is someone here to see you Derek: who Josh: a guy named Maxim Vochkov Derek: Maxim, you survived the encounter with 007 Maxim: yes he got away with some documents Derek: what documents Maxim: documents about project lunar strike Derek: NO, get to london immediately and retrieve those documents Maxim: aye boss a opening party at a mansion, where 007 arrives Christa: welcome 007 James: call me James Christa: Christa Paul, i am Derek Dragon's advisor Derek: ah James Bond, what a honour to finally meet you James: yes i Always wanted to meet a dragon Maxim: mr lloyd jones, have you found the documents Richie: no Maxim Maxim: it's mr vochkov for you Richie: sorry boss, ah i found something, his room number is 242 Maxim: yes i'll send 2 of my men to that room now at the CIA base Felix: so how does Derek Dragon connect with Blofeld Breanna: hello Felix Leiter Felix: who are you, and why are you here Breanna: i have crucial information on Blofeld, i think he is residing in Brazil end of part 1
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05-10-2017, 09:46 AM | #3 | |||
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You know my methods
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Jamess is so going to bone that bitch Tiffany Dragon in a scene that was fine in the 1970s but today looks like a type of mild rape
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05-10-2017, 11:15 AM | #4 | |||
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Zumi Zimi Zami
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later that night in the bunker
Colonel Rashadov: at ease men, we've got no visitors scheduled and............ Lieutenant Rakhamov: huh welcome to the base General Vochkov Maxim: yes yes stand down comrade Colonel Rashadov: we weren't expecting you Maxim: no of course not, is our satellite ready Colonel Rashadov: yes of course Always ready, with this key you can activate it Maxim: Tiffany take care of our guests will ya Tiffany: *shooting everyone in the bunker with her machine gun* Maxim: now let us activate satellite Andrej in 3, 2, 1 *activates satellite using key* Derek: okay we're online, get out of there team before the police show up Maxim: copy that boss, let's go Tiffany 007's room, was being followed by Josh Collins, one of Dragon's henchmen Josh: *shooting into 007's bed* James: hello Josh Josh: mr bond, you are about to be killed *turning on tv* TV: a man named James Bond presumably shot himself in his hotel room James: ah a show which can predict the future i love these shows Josh: this isn't a joke, i am a trained gunman i can make it look suicide all the way from Moscow James: your gun you fired your 5 rounds, now i got my 2 rounds *killing Josh instantly* end of part 2
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05-10-2017, 11:56 AM | #5 | |||
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Missile Silo, for Project Lunar Strike
Derek: Maxim get back here immediately you hear me Maxim: alright what is going on boss Derek: i think 007 is heading towards us Maxim: didn't Josh deal with him Derek: he did not answer any of my calls Maxim: i'll take care of 007, you just finish project lunar strike Derek: thanks *sitting inside a limousine, Tiffany is calling with one of her guards* Tiffany: i have spotted James Bond, coming out of the water Guard1: in scuba gear Tiffany: yes Guard1: alright you go towards your dad inside the silo i will handle with our intruder Tiffany: yes project lunar strike must still go on no matter what 007 arrived near missile silo, along with Felix James: so Felix, i want you near the guard tower with a sniper rifle to cover me Felix: and you are James: i am going in the missile silo placing explosives on a couple of fuel tanks, destroying the place Felix: clever idea end of part 3
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05-10-2017, 12:48 PM | #6 | |||
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05-10-2017, 12:50 PM | #7 | |||
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yes Morgan you being Felix Leiter a iconic bond character
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05-10-2017, 02:50 PM | #8 | |||
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A great thief
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Sophie Turner
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06-10-2017, 09:33 AM | #9 | |||
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Missile Silo
James: *taking out guard after guard* timer at 15 minutes Tiffany: i wouldn't do that if i were you, mr bond James: your father is evil, working with a terrorist like blofeld Tiffany: my father is the greatest man on the world, and Blofeld i know he's working with him James: i'm sorry for this *punches Tiffany in the face* Tiffany: guards get bond *guards pursue bond, bond shoots one of them* Tiffany: Richie take me to the helicopter Richie: yes madam *Tiffany, Derek, Richie, Maxim escape with their helicopter, 007 escapes into the water, as the missilo silo explodes* Blofeld's hideout in Brazil Blofeld: you disappoint me Derek Derek: it was 007, and if i would've known i Blofeld: quiet 007 should've died in that hotel room, instead we found your man Josh lying dead Derek: he doesn't know about your whereabouts, unless that bitch Breanna ratted us out Blofeld: find Breanna and kill her Derek: alright i won't let you down again Tiffany locates 007 and Breanna's house Soldier1: we are in place Tiffany: go inside now Soldier1: *opens door and sees a bomb with a sign Better Luck next time idiots, entire hotel room exploding* Tiffany: damn it helicopter with Maxim searching for Breanna in the nearby river Maxim: bring me closer to the river James: *under the water seeing helicopter with Maxim, fires a little rocket at the helicopter, hitting the copter and crashing it in the river* Breanna: where is Maxim James: gone fishing end of part 4
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06-10-2017, 01:07 PM | #10 | |||
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at Dragon Enterprises
Derek: where's Maxim Tiffany: killed by bond Derek: WHATTTT!!!!! Blofeld: it seems killing james bond is a too difficult challenge for you mr dragon Derek: he's 007 ffs Blofeld: yeah but he isn't immortal Tiffany: herr blofeld, i will not disappoint you, James Bond will be killed even if it's the last thing i do James Bond arriving near dragon enterprises James: James Bond, universal exports Richie: ah i see, you're on our list, go to corridor number 15 James: thanks Richie: no thank you *calling with Tiffany* he's here Tiffany: yes *pushes button to close door of corridor 15* James: *uses one of his gadgets to fire a hook, pulling him up and out of the corridor* Tiffany: *calling with investors* yes we at dragon enterprises have got lots of money, money which can be yours, hold on damn it Richie, Bond survived Richie: seriously how did he survive James: *using silenced ppk shooting Richie 2 times* Derek: mr bond, welcome to my domain James: ah the dragon, i'd expected you to fly Derek: sorry to disappoint you mr bond James: not a firey breath, but a garlic breath i smell Derek: still having the same sense of humour Tiffany: tut tut tut mr bond *kicking against bond's knee* James: ur gonna regret that Derek: no mr bond, it is you are gonna regret having interfered in my business, but for now i'd say adieu Tiffany: wait for me daddy Magnus: i am professor Magnus Bergmark mr bond James: do i see crocodiles Magnus: no mr bond these are alligators, they are far more dangerous then your crocodile James: the more teeth the better Magnus: precisely mr bond James: well first of all i am gonna tell you the future Magnus: ah go on i'm listening James: first i'm gonna use you as a human shield, to kill those 4 guards, then i'll throw you in the pool with your gator friends Magnus: how can you do that when you are tied to this chair James: when you were bragging about your gators, i cut myself loose from this chair *James kills the 4 guards with his ppk* Magnus: NO NO NO, mr dragon help me *James throws Professor bergmark in the pool, the gators quickly devouring him* at the airport Tiffany: 007 has escaped Derek: damn, btw mr blofeld you've outlived your purpose for us *private jet leaving without blofeld* end of part 5
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07-10-2017, 10:54 AM | #11 | |||
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Derek and Tiffany have arrived in Saudi Arabia with their private jet
Tiffany: who are we meeting here anyway Derek: he's somewhat known for dealing with secret agents, worked at terrorist organizations here Tiffany: wow Khalid Bin-Barkoum: hello and welcome to my beautiful country Derek: we have a problem, his name is James Bond codename 007 Khalid: british secret service, ah i can handle him Derek: really Khalid: in return i will give you 14 Billion dollars Tiffany: ka-ching, yasss now i can go shopping Derek: well not so fast, keep an eye out for any more secret agents Tiffany: will do James Bond arrives in Karachi Pakistan James: Karachi it is Felix: i followed the jet's transponder they are in Saudi Arabia James: why the saudi's Felix: Derek must have used his connections from the oil industry James: alright saudi here we come Abdul: Ghareem, Nazeer follow me and let's get rid of 007 Ghareem: *calling with Tiffany* we found him Tiffany: eliminate him now Ghareem: *uses his sword on the bed, revealing a doll laying there and not 007* James: missed me *shoots Ghareem* Nazeer: marco.........polo.........marco..... James: polo *stabs Nazeer with ghareem's sword* back at Dragon's mansion Tiffany: daddy ur such a idiot you know that Derek: why, 007 is gone now sweetie Tiffany: he isn't, ugh sometimes you gotta do things yourself *shoots her father Derek in the head* Tiffany: guards search for 007 will ya James: *taking out one guard* Bond to Tiffany ur under arrest Tiffany: no way, guards kill him Felix: *using sniper rifle to shoot several guards* Tiffany: hello is anyone there, jeez good guards are not for hire these days *grabs gun from purse* mr bond i have had enough of you James: *shoots at Tiffany, all shots missing her* ah you have a gun, isn't a billionaire's daughter having enough staff and security to do the dirty work for her Tiffany: *shoots bond in the leg* gotta run mr bond, i am now a trillionaire thanks to my late daddy Derek Dragon Felix: ur gonna let her get away James: no of course not *Tiffany drives off towards the airport, humming with the music on the radio, bomb going off and the car explodes* James: she Always had a explosive temper Blofeld reveals a new ally Blofeld: welcome my fellow spectre board members, here is our newest ally, Breanna Breanna: 007 is our main priority, he caused the deaths of Derek and Tiffany Dragon end of part 6
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07-10-2017, 02:04 PM | #12 | |||
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07-10-2017, 02:05 PM | #13 | |||
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