[parmnion]

Facebook wizards. ..how do you get rid of all the boring bastardand updates that come up first on your feed...am missing out on some gems. Cause aw am seeing is either huffy bastards moaning about something or other or folk sharing other folks pish....ah don't want to see that stuff, ah want fun and genuine comments. No aw this pish frae blokes just pumping buttons cause the other half has some pish on the telly..

[parmnion]

Just thought. ...if bouncers are failed coppers are bus drivers failed bouncers cause there's some right jobsworth twats down here...the fat man in control wouldn't let me on the bus cause he didn't have change of a twenty. ..if it wasn't for the looks of the tIired passengers and the threat of the polis ah would have argued with the bloated arsehole for ages and my lighter would still be intact and no bouncing down the road after his bus.

[parmnion]

some of my friends statuses are very very rude!!

[parmnion]

you have to laugh. vote yes because every other country did when given the chance....so basically to become independent and to gain your independence,you have to do what everyone else does...too radge

[parmnion]

Got to laugh at the news, " hundreds of migrants are stranded in serbia"....should that not be hundreds of migrants are safe and well in serbia..lol..

[parmnion]

Anyone else huddled round a cup of cofee at this time of the morning awaiting the urge to ****e?

[parmnion]

Who is the arsehole american caddie trying to get on telly flapping his arms like a supposed bald eagle...what a fanny.

[parmnion]

ok so im not a large in ben shermans world..shoes fit nicely though.thanks corals

[parmnion]

Half way through the new irvine welsh book skagboys, funny,sick and depraved. luv it.

[parmnion]

bb2 tonight 10pm crying with laughter...I'm in this film. I play a copper, look out for me at about the 50 min mark....

[parmnion]

When will these Jimmy Saville allegations ever end?

Police are now saying Jeremy Beadle may have had a small hand in it!

[parmnion]

all these "young folk" i have as friends can you stop having birthdays, cause the day one of you is 29 and the other ones 36. im sure they were celebrating 21sts a couple of years ago. anyway just cut it out ok, yer making me feel ancient!

[parmnion]

booked a one way ticket to Syria today!

going to walk back and get a free house.

[Nicky91]

ur Facebook memories, do u love yourself that much

[parmnion]

Originally Posted by Nicky91

ur Facebook memories, do u love yourself that much

Got you sucked in

[Nicky91]

Originally Posted by parmnion

Got you sucked in

yep your vacuum cleaner is quite strong then

[parmnion]

This one isnt for the forum troll.....

An Englishman,Irishman and a Welshman walk into a bar, take their hats off and salute the scotsman.

[parmnion]

Sticks and stones may break my bones...luckily this ugly fat **** doesnt live in maynmar.

[Nicky91]

Originally Posted by parmnion

Sticks and stones may break my bones...luckily this ugly fat **** doesnt live in maynmar.

haha

[parmnion]

Msg to durex.

Your ribbed condoms just taste of rubber, not ribs.

[parmnion]

URGENT HELP NEEDED...does anyone know anything about retracting bids on EBAY ? I went on to buy a mickey mouse outfit for halloweeen and i'm 6 minutes away from buying Rangers fc.

[parmnion]

wonders why Bungle walks around naked all day, yet wears PJ's for bed, and shorts to go swimming??? Borderline Perv I tell thee!

[parmnion]

when did Halloween become so important!! its no even the day and theres a ten minute news special from America on bbc news..we,ll be calling it trick or treat next..im buying apples for the wee ****es this year, and they better sing or do something or they get nothing!

[parmnion]

Just seen my dyslexic mate and I caught him using black shoe polish on his penis.

I text him earlier to remind him to put his clock back.

[parmnion]

Originally Posted by NeonSun

I recieved a nice phone call from windows head office today from a nice asian sounding bloke going by the name of Smith!
He kindly informed me my computer was about to crash. Well I had a nice 20 minute chat with him,(Of course I had so many questions) It ended up with him calling me a muddafutter, and me laughing down the phone at him and his poor effort in getting me to divulge my information.
I must remember to email Bill gates's personel department and inform them of their poor customer relations...

Ooooo....a stalker.