[Shaun]

Originally Posted by Xmas_Pudding

Will do mine after football

Originally Posted by Russell Sprouts

I’ll do mine this evening

[Jake.]

66th: Rebecca Jane


No, despite what you’re probably thinking, that is not Coleen Nolan who I’ve eliminated!

After cutting Rebecca from this (quite frankly) repulsive round of nominations, I did wonder to myself if I’d made the right choice; Bianca was there staring me down with her deflated tits and Charlie seemed to also be a good pick. In hindsight, the right choice was made because a) Bianca has gone now anyway and b) Charlie is vastly superior due to gifs alone. Brace yourselves, because this is truly the best Rebecca has to offer:



Thrilling.

My actual opinion on Rebecca as a housemate rates something between below-average to negative. Yeah, she had that one episode where she went off on one at Joe and that was ok, but then she also had about a dozen awful plot lines (pining after Kieran despite him clearly showing no interest, trying to go against Sukhvinder and well, how dare she?, and returning to the house during the wedding task dressed in what I can only describe as a bin bag to face off against Chanelle and lose/being weirdly up Andrew’s arse which is gross because Andrew is gross). Oh and her stance on makeup is pretty grim and isn’t doing much to help build the confidence of young women but yeah.

Nowadays she spends most of her time referencing her own quotes from BB on Twitter, which is great for the 12 people who retweet them, I guess.

She may be “somebody’s daughter”, but she’s also 125 places too high in this countdown.

[Jake.]

Originally Posted by Carole of the Bells

fiNISHED

[Shaun]

a wonderful gutting, thank you Jake

[Jason.]

Sada Walkington



I don't dislike Sada, but I don't feel that strongly about her either and her making top 60 is a bit of a stretch so off she goes. The only thing that I remember about her since watching BB1 in 2013 is that she was a spiritual vegetarian (Lostie WHO) and was nominated for being selfish because she wanted tofu on the shopping list. I also recall she didn't like Mel because she spent most of her time with the guys rather than the girls, which led to a sort of gender divide at the start of BB1. She was nominated against Caroline in the first ever eviction and had the honour (?) of being the first ever BBUK evictee and I can't really complain about that as Caroline was far superior and could you imagine if Caroline was evicted first? In fact, I'm surprised she wasn't but that just makes me appreciate Caroline even more.

If any of you wondered, Sada now goes by Guru Amrit Dev, which just might be one of my favourite ever names.

[Macie Lightfoot]

~*we are one with the goddess, and to her we shall return, like a drop of drain, drop of rain flowing to the ocean*~

[Headie]

Originally Posted by Macie Lightfoot

~*we are one with the goddess, and to her we shall return, like a drop of drain, drop of rain flowing to the ocean*~

I remember when they would play this in the closing credits

[Shaun]

Riley! Marc! Robert!

(and to a lesser extent Macie with the noms!)

[RileyH]

Biannca Lake



I actually did like Biannca but considering she was only there for 4 days she should've gone a while ago if I'm being honest. She was easily the best of the Armageddon housemates which wasn't that hard considering the other two were Zoe and Pav and asked had a crush on Winston (asking him if she could ride his cock which left him stunned) which made a him a bit more relevant and then gave Helen a lapdance and got naked a couple of times but that was about it really, but when you think about her only being there for 4 days she practically did more than most of the dullards in the series. Easily should've stayed over the other two but had one of the best evictions in the show's history

[Epic.]

Originally Posted by Robert.

Cut Nichola Save Caroline ig

Nichola Holt


Nichola should've been cut sooner and I've tried multiple times to nom her. I've only seen BB1 up to her eviction but not only was she pretty dull but she was also pretty annoying. From what I understand people liked her friendship with Caroline but I saw that more as her just hiding behind someone who's just a better housemate and trying to look as good as them. Nichola wasn't. She had this desperation streak in her even though she didn't really offer much to care about, especially in the monotone dullness of the first four series. And what was up with her desire to always get naked, it was embarrassing. Biannca Lake did it better.

.

[Macie Lightfoot]

Even if Nichola IS painfully beta, her telling Darren to sit on her face is better than Biannca's entire existence.

[Cal.]

Originally Posted by Sleigh Dockley

Biannca Lake



I actually did like Biannca but considering she was only there for 4 days she should've gone a while ago if I'm being honest. She was easily the best of the Armageddon housemates which wasn't that hard considering the other two were Zoe and Pav and asked had a crush on Winston (asking him if she could ride his cock which left him stunned) which made a him a bit more relevant and then gave Helen a lapdance and got naked a couple of times but that was about it really, but when you think about her only being there for 4 days she practically did more than most of the dullards in the series. Easily should've stayed over the other two but had one of the best evictions in the show's history

A howl!

[reece(:]

Nichola's final week <3

[Shaun]

Noms please Macie! xo

[Macie Lightfoot]

My nominations are in...




Aaron (BB12) - Angel (BB10) - Bea (BB10) - Brian (BB2) - Faye (BB12) - Hazel (BB14) - Imran (BB18) - Marcus (BB10) - Mario (BB9)
Mark (BB15) - Mary (BB6) - Nadia (BB5) - Rachael (BB11) - Roberto (BB6) - Sam (BB7) - Shabnam (BB8) - Shahbaz (BB7) - Shell (BB5)

Get eliminating and saving now!

[Shaun]

Saved Nadia because she's obviously a Top Ten Housemate Of All Time.

58th: Faye Palmer (BB12)


I've nominated her a couple of times so it's not really that surprising I've leapt to kick her straight away here.

OK so Faye is easily in the "top 5 least offensive people of Big Brother 12" but that's not exactly a solid defence. The weeks that I watched, she was caught up in the various "will they won't they?"s floating about with Louise, Aaron, Jay, and so on, and then her sister went in and that was... fine. I don't know. I'm super-biased against BB12 as it is but even taking that into account I genuinely can't remember a single thing she did, and seem to recall preferring Louise to her so I've never understood why she's so liked on here (or at least, seen as the angel to Louise's devil). She's long overdue an elimination in this game, so **** off Faye!

[Black Dagger]

Save Aaron and cut Racheal.

[Babayaro.]

I saved Adele bc she was a top 5 BB3 housemate but for some reason the public kinda hated her? Tbh I think she would still be hated nowadays lmao. I'm glad she ****ed Lee off though as that pairing would have been rubbish and nothing compared to the relationship/friendship she had with Alex in the house. I'm pretty sure she was the first housemate to be booed lmao, or am I making that up? She did pretty well after BB, I'm sure, and secured a radio job or something, just like Kate, so well done her!

Cut Emma bc she was a bit annoying wasn't she, what with the constant escape attempts.

[Babayaro.]

Save Marcus cut Bea

[Black Dagger]

Idk if we can still save and replace but if so... Mark for Charlie Docherty x

[Epic.]

Save Roberto Cut Hazel

[Daniel-X]

Save Mario, cut Mark

[Jake.]

Save Hazel cut Mario

[Jake.]

Sorry just seen

Cut Sam

[Jake.]

Originally Posted by Robert.

Save Roberto Cut Hazel

**** off