[waterhog]

rush hour crush statistics 13.02.18


it is very satisfying

not at all bruising

10 hours on tube is the relying

safe place for wife cruising.

lucky are the quarter

following the superb paper manual

is it because of age the slaughter

no spring chicken and certainly not a millennial.

no jealousy of 35's and under

all evil is converted

the 23% on the bus and dating is no blunder

the stop button is all with me that flirted.

1 in 10 do get lucky

relationships rise like bread

clear your mind from mucky

all facts conducted by operator go-ahead.

a question is no failure

to understand love and culture

are you single katy taylor

poetry and romance makes me a vulture.

will keep trying

travel on every single tube line

one is so cheap no denying

free travel on the 14 must hook me a valentine.


( to the young man that laughed when my paper flew away from me this very morning and i had to dash into the road to retrive this very article that was my inspiration - i have a few words for you - i am glad i made you smile and you had a laugh but i have told you before - i am running this village so the last laugh is on me and is no blur ! because highgate is my oasis for poetry. )