[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

Its a scottish term for a woman. "Yon wee wifie in the chip shop is aff hur nut man so she is"

or we use wife "thon wife at the bus stap must be freezing wae nae coat oan"

You can also be a fish-wife if you are a gossip

What do you call an actual wife then?

[LeatherTrumpet]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

What do you call an actual wife then?

The wife

http://www.dsl.ac.uk/entry/snd/wife

[thesheriff443]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

The wife

http://www.dsl.ac.uk/entry/snd/wife

Or ex wife, sorry lt had to be done.

[Shaun]

I don't think I ever would. Have the sneaking suspicion I might've done it once around the age 16-18 though.

[Cherie]

so just LT and the wife then?

[Alf]

Don't think I'd bother. I'd be backwards and forwards to the porcelin every five minutes.

I'm like a leaky tap once I get going

[LeatherTrumpet]

I forgot we are going to the supermarket first to do a big shop as the stupid film does not start to 8.50 I think I will have a few whiskies before and see how it goes

i will also take a bag of revels

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

I forgot we are going to the supermarket first to do a big shop as the stupid film does not start to 8.50 I think I will have a few whiskies before and see how it goes

i will also take a bag of revels

hey no eating in the cinema remember?

[LeatherTrumpet]

we wont have time for tea so im having a crisp roll now

[parmnion]

A recipe for disaster.

Drink or a drunk in the cinema...no...just no.

The stench of a stoner is bad enough, imagine the piss filled popcorn tubs.

[parmnion]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

What do you call an actual wife then?

The badger.

[thesheriff443]

Originally Posted by Cherie

so just LT and the wife then?

He tells people it's his wife, it's really his carer.

[thesheriff443]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

I forgot we are going to the supermarket first to do a big shop as the stupid film does not start to 8.50 I think I will have a few whiskies before and see how it goes

i will also take a bag of revels

It's Tuesday night and you are on the whiskey.

[Cal.]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

yes but this is a new thing and there are no straws, sooking or crunching. Just drinking a large glass of wine out a coke thing

i might just drink 4 fingers of whisky prior and take a hippy

You’re kind of a crazy mess!

[parmnion]

4 fingers is about a 3rd of a pint....what film is it?..am perched tae **** for the exhibition.


Probably nearer half a pint...of whiskey...somebody tell this old fool the end if whatever it is cause thats a certainty to be snorking 40 minutes in.

[MTVN]

Yeah I always do, most cinemas just sell it in bottles barely bigger than a half pint though and still charge you Ł4 for it, occasionally you find a posh cinema which does proper pints though. Whatever it is it beats a huge cup of watery coke that is mainly ice

[andybigbro]

I’ve drank before the cinema in the bar at the cinema and took in my own miniatures before if I was heading out afterwards.

If I go to an old fashioned picture house, I’ll get a alcoholic drinks

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by MTVN

Whatever it is it beats a huge cup of watery coke that is mainly ice

Ugh, I detest this. Always smuggle in a bottle of my own.

[JerseyWins]

Never have and I think I probably never would. Can't imagine being drunk or buzzed at the cinema and just sitting watching a movie for 2 hours.

[Redway]

Yeah.