[Epic.]

Originally Posted by RileyH

Maxwell > Craig

Originally Posted by JerseyWins

Easily

Originally Posted by ShakeyJake10

tweedle dee and tweedle twat

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[montblanc]

Originally Posted by Epic.

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[Tony Montana]

Originally Posted by Epic.

Including Maxwell quotes but no Craig ones :/

'Sometimes, people are having a conversation and they'll sit there and they'll go around and say something nice about EVERYONE, apart from ME and I have to SIT THERE and people don't even COMMENT. People don't even COMMENT on me how do you think that makes me feel?! And people are wondering why I'm getting UPSET! Because I have to sit there 'Oh she's lovely, she's lovely, she's good looking, she's good looking' not ONE PERSON in this house has said NOTHING nice about me but these two and Mary. They are the only three! People go around they have group discussions and I get COMPLETELY left out..... I might as well not facking EXIST.
Now I shouldn't have to--be a cunt in this house to get noticed! I should not have to be nasty to people to get noticed. You know I rEALLY AM FED UP WITH IT I DON'T KNOW WHAT I HAVE TO DO TO GET A FACKING *THANK YOU* OFF PEOPLE. IT'S IN THE REAL WORLD IT'S IN HERE--DO YOU KNOW WHAT I SOMETIMES FEEL LIKE DOING? JUST *SCREAMING*, BECAUSE NO ONE SAYS THANK YOU TO ME, EVER! I SIT THERE AND I HAVE TO ASK PEOPLE FOR A DRINK AND THEY STILL DON'T GET ME ONE. I ALWAYS ASK EVERYONE IF THEY WANT A DRINK, EVERYONE. I know it's a game and everything, but you haven't got to fucking diminish your soul to survive. I REFUSE TO DIMINISH MY CHARACTER TO SURVIVE I REFUSE. I WOULD RATHER BE HAAATED THAN MAKE MYSELF LOOK SO DISGUSTING AND SORDID TO SURVIVE, I REFUSE. '

I included two of his most popular ones but sorry for not including ''i refuse to Diminish my Character to survive'', Epic. i totally forgot about it.

[Alf]

"What do you make of that Lesley? she's rather frightening, I mean, she's the authentic fish-wife. T1ts hanging out, effing and blinding, knickers up her arse, my gosh. Hard to believe in this day and age that they still produce people like that. She said she'd never eaten a parsnip before....Weird"

[Epic.]

Science: It ain't tit for tat. The dog chases the cat, the cat chases the rat--
Craig: --And then the bear chases the dog...
Science: Nah cause there ain't no bears in here
Eugene: Do bears attack dogs?
Craig: I do...
Science: He's not a bear. If he was a bear, he's a gone wrong care bear. He was one of the EVIL ones.
--

Craig: You called Derek the dark deceiver behind his back--
Science: --HE IS THE DARK DECEIVER I've told him to his face; dark deceiver.
Derek: You've never done that.
Science: YES I HAVE.
Derek: I now know.
Science: Nonononono YOU ARE THE DARK DECEIVER, I'VE SAID IT TO YER FACE--
Derek: --No you HAVEN'T actually.
Science: Haven't I? Are you sure about that?
Derek: It's the first time I've ever heard the words.
Science: WELL I DON'T CARE IT'S THE SAME AS YOU CALLING ME THE DARK DESTROYER--
Derek: Words. Words Words Words Words Words. It's my FORTE, words!
Science: Forte whatever dark deceiver eezy in a bit bye bye.
(Derek: Cheers, cheers. Goodbye, good luck, back to Leeds, go back to Leeds, good luck to Leeds!)
--

Craig: When you play with gods you get BUUURNED.
Science: Godsgodsgodsgods ya systems fraud don't talk like that you IDIOT cause you will get BURNED.
Craig: You are out of your league with me boy. Big time, big time. Out of your LEEEEEAGUE. YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT I AM WHO I AM OR WHAT I CAN DOOO.
Science: It's funny that it took THIS LONG to get there. I've been Who I Am Me As A Man since I got here. A lot of boo-hoo crying shaving yer head doin a lot of foot massaging to get where YOU are. Please please please. Please. Do not pick a war... with a man, that lives by the art. Honor. Justice. And courage--
Craig: --WHAT'S GOING ON when you presume you can come into a facking room where people sat in here who are my friends, you are NOT my friend...
Science: I don't wanna be yer friend, YOU THINK YOU'RE A GOD, YOU'RE A SYSTEM FRAUD. I TOLD YA ALREADY WHEN YA START TALKING LIKE A GOD YOU'RE A SYSTEM FRAUD.
Craig: HeeEEeEeeE
Science: And that's why yer startin to SING.
--

Craig: You think you are a threat to people because you think are supreme. End of.
Science: I don't think I'm supreme! I'm a human being!
Craig: You are not a threat to me.
Science: It's you who thinks yer a god.
Craig: I DO IT IN A JOKING WAY!
Science: SO YOU'RE DOING IT IN A JOKING WAY NOOO-OOOW?
--

Craig: Oh and if I wanna talk to the camera, CAMERA can you--'camera look at me? All eyes on me? I'm Science the attention seeker. Look at me LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME, no other housemate, look at ME.'

[Epic.]

Science:♪I ain't Tidying this shit. I ain't cleaning shit♪
Derek: It's not your suit.
Science: I said ssh. INIT.
Science:♪I ain't Tidying this shit. "I ain't doing shit. I ain't tidying this shit♪
Derek: SHUT UP Science!
Science: NO MR. BALDY HEAD
Derek: There's so much noise in here
Science: So? It's good to be loud and proud, and be on the proud.
Derek: -leaves room-
Science: Don't you think my friend? Hey, you better talk to me MAN. Don't you ignore me MAN.

--
Derek: Well I think you could possibly win...
Science: You reckon? Don't know about that.
Derek: If you stop the swearing I think you'd probably be the best role model that they've got here. I think it would be very good for the young. And I think it would be very important to show that with discipline and an interest you can keep out of trouble. I think that's a very powerful message.

[Tony Montana]

Originally Posted by Epic.

Science: It ain't tit for tat. The dog chases the cat, the cat chases the rat--
Craig: --And then the bear chases the dog...
Science: Nah cause there ain't no bears in here
Eugene: Do bears attack dogs?
Craig: I do...
Science: He's not a bear. If he was a bear, he's a gone wrong care bear. He was one of the EVIL ones.
--

Craig: You called Derek the dark deceiver behind his back--
Science: --HE IS THE DARK DECEIVER I've told him to his face; dark deceiver.
Derek: You've never done that.
Science: YES I HAVE.
Derek: I now know.
Science: Nonononono YOU ARE THE DARK DECEIVER, I'VE SAID IT TO YER FACE--
Derek: --No you HAVEN'T actually.
Science: Haven't I? Are you sure about that?
Derek: It's the first time I've ever heard the words.
Science: WELL I DON'T CARE IT'S THE SAME AS YOU CALLING ME THE DARK DESTROYER--
Derek: Words. Words Words Words Words Words. It's my FORTE, words!
Science: Forte whatever dark deceiver eezy in a bit bye bye.
(Derek: Cheers, cheers. Goodbye, good luck, back to Leeds, go back to Leeds, good luck to Leeds!)
--

Craig: When you play with gods you get BUUURNED.
Science: Godsgodsgodsgods ya systems fraud don't talk like that you IDIOT cause you will get BURNED.
Craig: You are out of your league with me boy. Big time, big time. Out of your LEEEEEAGUE. YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT I AM WHO I AM OR WHAT I CAN DOOO.
Science: It's funny that it took THIS LONG to get there. I've been Who I Am Me As A Man since I got here. A lot of boo-hoo crying shaving yer head doin a lot of foot massaging to get where YOU are. Please please please. Please. Do not pick a war... with a man, that lives by the art. Honor. Justice. And courage--
Craig: --WHAT'S GOING ON when you presume you can come into a facking room where people sat in here who are my friends, you are NOT my friend...
Science: I don't wanna be yer friend, YOU THINK YOU'RE A GOD, YOU'RE A SYSTEM FRAUD. I TOLD YA ALREADY WHEN YA START TALKING LIKE A GOD YOU'RE A SYSTEM FRAUD.
Craig: HeeEEeEeeE
Science: And that's why yer startin to SING.
--

Craig: You think you are a threat to people because you think are supreme. End of.
Science: I don't think I'm supreme! I'm a human being!
Craig: You are not a threat to me.
Science: It's you who thinks yer a god.
Craig: I DO IT IN A JOKING WAY!
Science: SO YOU'RE DOING IT IN A JOKING WAY NOOO-OOOW?
--

Craig: Oh and if I wanna talk to the camera, CAMERA can you--'camera look at me? All eyes on me? I'm Science the attention seeker. Look at me LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME, no other housemate, look at ME.'

What a Legendary Argument and Rivalry.

[Epic.]

No, THE BIN. SLIPPED. OUT OF MY HAND. AND HIT. A PRICK. ON THE HEAD.

[Jack_]

Originally Posted by JerseyWins

Easily (not that Maxwell was amazing or anything from what I've seen)


This thread is making me wish I didn't give up on BB6 now

Revive ha! You haven't even seen half of these epics

[Tony Montana]

Originally Posted by Jack_

Revive ha! You haven't even seen half of these epics

Nice to see you here, Jack

[Tony Montana]

Originally Posted by JerseyWins

Easily (not that Maxwell was amazing or anything from what I've seen)


This thread is making me wish I didn't give up on BB6 now

Glad that I could have been of help

[ThatHumanoid]

Craig: "I do it in a JOKING WHY (way, lmao)."
Science: "DO YOU DO IT IN A JOKING WHY NAH?" died. I replay that season obsessively.

Orlaith: "WHAT WAS I SAYING?! JUST SHUT UP!"
Science: "Erm. No?"
Orlaith: "I can't take it anymore!" *drools on self*

Derek: I love it in my box already.

Derek: Judi Dench is my hero.
Kemal (RIP) I mean Zuleyka: "Do you watch Coronation Street?"
Derek: No.


Sam: Ok. Go go go! Eek!
Derek: What do you mean, go? Go WHERE?
Sam, stunned: Just leave me to wash up please.
Derek: Don't worry. I'll stand, and watch you *creepy smile* This space belongs to us OAL (all, lol)
Sam: Are ya joking?
Derek: No! I'm not joking. Jokes...are not my suit.



Omg I could go on forever quoting this season

[ThatHumanoid]

Originally Posted by Epic.

No, THE BIN. SLIPPED. OUT OF MY HAND. AND HIT. A PRICK. ON THE HEAD.

Aw Science. I found him on facebook and he looks lonely. His tweet from Nov 2017 said "I literally have no friends."

[ThatHumanoid]

Lmfao another one that made me fall out my chair:

When Anthony said Craig in that wig made him look like a baby killer! Same episode/task when they had to wear disguises. I was rolling drooling laughing.

Craig introducing his disguise


Orla

Kemal



Derek
For God sake rolling laughing

Spoiler:

I downloaded the episode (from a secret source lol that's probably not that secret but I don't wanna get the account reported).

[ThatHumanoid]

Originally Posted by Epic.

Science: It's you who thinks yer a god.
Craig: I DO IT IN A JOKING WAY!
Science: SO YOU'RE DOING IT IN A JOKING WAY NOOO-OOOW?

! I quoted that same exact one

[Eddie.]

“At least somebody got wet tonight, and it wasn’t Saskia” is my fave though I voted for other options...