[Alf]

Originally Posted by Epic.

Narinder: It could be between BRIAN and JOSH for the last two people in the house. Who will be the WINNER?
Brian: ME or JOSH?
Narinder: It will be JOSH.
Brian: Course it will be!
Josh:
Brian: I'M 22 FOR GOD'S SAKE YOU KNOW. ...HE'LL HAVE ALL THE OAPs VOTING FOR HIM! AND PEOPLE WANTING TO SHAG THAT'S LIKE HALF OF LONDON!
Josh: Excuse me you don't know ANYTHING about my sex life thank you!
Brian: I'M SURE I'LL READ ALL ABOUT IT IN PAGE 7 OF THE SUN WHEN I GET OUT!

Howling .

Brian was a very funny housemate.

A BB legend and winner of Ultimate BB

[Epic.]

Stuart trying to apologize to Amma for their fight and her not immediately accepting it, causing him to bitch about how he thinks she's childish to not accept an apology, despite the fact he did the exact same thing to Penny and worse .

[Epic.]

Brian: I'm actually feeling quite ravenous now for the first time.
Narinder: Should I come over?
Brian: I dare you to lie on top of me, just lie there so I can feel someone on top of my groin...
Narinder:
Brian: Come on PLEASE.
Narinder: No cause apparently I'm your "SIDEKICK"
Amma: Aww come on Narinder please, it'll entertain me...
Narinder: AMMA?
Brian: Come on, pretend it's my first time.
Narinder: But don't, like, be smelly-footed.
Brian: No I won't... Narinder do this for me. You must overcome this for FRIENDSHIP!
Narinder:

Brian: I'm gonna get a HARD-ON straight away... hold on? ...Yeah I'm okay, lie down?
Narinder: I can't do it!!
Brian: *grabs Narinder* Now come on, TAKE ME!

Amma: NARINDER?
Narinder: AHHHHHHHHHH!
Brian: TAKE ME!!!
Narinder: YOU DIRTY BOY!
Brian: I'LL PUMP YOU!
Narinder: NOOO!
Brian: I WILL! I AM!
Narinder: NOO! NOO!
Brian: DO YOU WANNA BET?!
Narinder: NOOO!
*Brian grabs Narinder and lies on top of her in bed*
Narinder: AHHH! GET OFF ME!
Brian: NEVER! YOU'VE BEEN LOOKING, FOR THIS!

[Headie]

*Makosi & Anthony having sex in the hot tub*
Vanessa: "Look at you [Science] sitting there like it's a television programme"
Science: "It IS a television programme!" *continues to watch*

[bbuk19]

BB10-Day 7/8/9

1. Rodrigo
2. Angel
3. Sophie
4. Sophia (EVICTED)
5. Halfwit
6. Sree
7. Sivash
8. Norin
9. Carion
10. Karley
11. Marcus
12. Kris
13. Lisa
14. Saffia (WALKED)
15. Charlie

Sophia vs Saffia is an underrated hoot. Sophia was such a good housemate, I loved how she completely destroyed saffia in that argument. I’m sad she was evicted so early into the series as I think she had so much potential.

Hate the clique of Charlie, Kris and Saffia. Charlie is such a bully and takes every opportunity to belittle someone and get involved in an argument when one of his mates are fighting with someone.

Glad saffia walked. I think she left because of what she heard Sophia said when they read out the nominations. She was scared of how she was being portrayed. I think she was also embarrassed kris kissed Sophie as she thought that something was going to happen between them.

The only thing that’s annoyed me about the two arguments in the eviction episode is that Big Brother split it up so early into the argument.

Carion vs sree got heated very quickly. Sree is like the annoying little brother, I don’t hate him but sometimes he can be hypocritical talking about the girls walking around with low cut tops when he runs around in his underwear.

[Headie]

Sksksk Orlaith saying she snogged Craig because she felt sorry for him

[Epic.]

I shouldn't have laughed

Youtube video

Brian: My GOD!
Narinder: MY GOD! BUBBLE?!?! .
Brian: Are you okay?!
Narinder: JESUS CHRIST!

All the while Harold Faltermeyer's Axel F is playing in the background way longer than it should be before they only cut it off after knowing for certain Bubble is injured, and then playing and stopping it as if the producers didn't know whether to continue the task .

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Epic.

I shouldn't have laughed

Youtube video

Yes you should

[Jake.]

Davina was actually awful to Makosi during her interview

[Jake.]

Will probably do a final thoughts writeup in a bit

[Headie]

Eugene gets worse with every rewatch

Him crying over Makosi exposing his secret mission (which he was TERRIBLE at) was so pathetic lmao

[Epic.]

Originally Posted by Hayden

Eugene gets worse with every rewatch

Him crying over Makosi exposing his secret mission (which he was TERRIBLE at) was so pathetic lmao

Oh my god! Tell me about it! Tell-Me-About It!

Just wait until you get to him trying to get Science kicked out despite never arguing with him prior, trying to find ways for Derek to find fault with Kinga and finding unfair fault with Kinga in general.

[Tony Montana]

Originally Posted by Hayden

Eugene gets worse with every rewatch

Him crying over Makosi exposing his secret mission (which he was TERRIBLE at) was so pathetic lmao

That was so embarrassing. He's a grown man ffs and he's crying like a little bitch.

[Matthew.]

Adele telling Jade that her foot has fungal disease causing her to have a tantrum

[Matthew.]

Adele: “I’m going to ****ing DECK her”

[Matthew.]

Tim’s rule break

Not sure if it was deliberate or accidental but “My friend’s going to Brazil today” breaking 2 rules (1. Discussing outside world as a late entrant, 2. Speaking in code) He looks so confused while he’s sitting there getting bollocked

[Matthew.]

(Spencer has been evicted)

Housemates: “Well done Alex”
Alex: “Well not well done, I haven’t done anything ”

[Tony Montana]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

Tim’s rule break

Not sure if it was deliberate or accidental but “My friend’s going to Brazil today” breaking 2 rules (1. Discussing outside world as a late entrant, 2. Speaking in code) He looks so confused while he’s sitting there getting bollocked

That was hilarious.

[Cal.]

Rewatching CBB4 for Pete atm <3

As much as Pete is one of my favourite ever housemates, the Jodie Marsh treatment is the worst case of bullying in BBUK history, in my opinion. Utterly vile. And what makes it even worse for me is that in her interview she’s getting upset and she’s completely baffled as to why she’s been turfed out after a week of being bullied and Davina was just like ‘Well you did say you like having sex luv x’ and they showed her montages of her doing it as if it was all her fault.

‘Rula, you know what, **** OFF!’

Anyway., here’s my rankings at the moment:

1. Pete
2. Jodie
3. Chantelle
4. Preston
5. Traci
6. Rula
7. Faria
8. Maggot
9. Dennis
10. George
11. Michael

[Eddie.]

Originally Posted by Cal.

Rewatching CBB4 for Pete atm <3

As much as Pete is one of my favourite ever housemates, the Jodie Marsh treatment is the worst case of bullying in BBUK history, in my opinion. Utterly vile. And what makes it even worse for me is that in her interview she’s getting upset and she’s completely baffled as to why she’s been turfed out after a week of being bullied and Davina was just like ‘Well you did say you like having sex luv x’ and they showed her montages of her doing it as if it was all her fault.

‘Rula, you know what, **** OFF!’

Anyway., here’s my rankings at the moment:

1. Pete
2. Jodie
3. Chantelle
4. Preston
5. Traci
6. Rula
7. Faria
8. Maggot
9. Dennis
10. George
11. Michael

Big Brother should have stepped in after the kitchen argument between Jodie and Pete and Michael. That was when things were getting too much and I don't think that would have stood well if it happened these days...

[Cal.]

Originally Posted by Cal.

Rewatching CBB4 for Pete atm <3

As much as Pete is one of my favourite ever housemates, the Jodie Marsh treatment is the worst case of bullying in BBUK history, in my opinion. Utterly vile. And what makes it even worse for me is that in her interview she’s getting upset and she’s completely baffled as to why she’s been turfed out after a week of being bullied and Davina was just like ‘Well you did say you like having sex luv x’ and they showed her montages of her doing it as if it was all her fault.

‘Rula, you know what, **** OFF!’

Anyway., here’s my rankings at the moment:

1. Pete
2. Jodie
3. Chantelle
4. Preston
5. Traci
6. Rula
7. Faria
8. Maggot
9. Dennis
10. George
11. Michael

End of series rankings:
1. Pete
2. Jodie
3. Chantelle
4. Preston
5. Traci
6. Rula
7. Faria
8. Maggot
9. Michael
10. Dennis
11. George

Not much changes from week 1 to the end except Traci joins green (my favourite moment of hers is when the camera cuts to her randomly and she goes ‘Dennis am I fat?’whilst there’s drama going on The bottom 4 are all deplorable bullies. I guess people could call me a hypocrite for having Pete top but he was just so fascinating, beautiful and enjoyable to watch? His wit and entire presence is just gripping. Jodie was horrifically bullied and I’m happy the crowd were chanting her name on finale night<3 It’s sad that her and Chantelle were never friends after this series. Chantelle was a perfect winner Preston was a great watch as well and was pretty righteous (except his needless bitching of Jodie) and Rula and Faria are nice enough although I found Faria’s final days in the house atrociously boring.

[Jake.]

(also not sure if I’ll stick with it but I watched the BB5 launch earlier lol so yeah)

Launch
1. Nadia
2. Jason
3. Victor
4. Stu
5. Michelle
6. Jason
7. Shell
8. Vanessa
9. Ahmed
10. Marco
11. Dan
12. Kitten

[Matthew.]

Tim: “Toothpaste. I think there is still a little bit to go, but if I run out of toothpaste, I fully expect and assume Big Brother will provide us with more.”
BB: “Did you pack toothpaste, Tim?”
Tim: “No, it’s still over on the other side but then again you know if my leg falls off I wouldn’t pack crutches either but I’d hope you’d still help me.”

[Matthew.]

Tim nominating Sophie because “the only three words in her vocabulary are Lee, the F word and mate”

[Jake.]

Originally Posted by Jake.

(also not sure if I’ll stick with it but I watched the BB5 launch earlier lol so yeah)

Launch
1. Nadia
2. Jason
3. Victor
4. Stu
5. Michelle
6. Jason
7. Shell
8. Vanessa
9. Ahmed
10. Marco
11. Dan
12. Kitten

Week 1 - Kitten Evicted
1. Victor
2. Nadia
3. Ahmed
4. Jason
5. Kitten
6. Shell
7. Stu
8. Michelle
9. Emma
10. Vanessa
11. Dan
12. Marco