[RileyH]

Originally Posted by reece(:

Ff not a bag assault

I think I broke his glasses bc as he went down there was a crack and then he came in the next day with a different pair

[reece(:]

Originally Posted by RileyH

I think I broke his glasses bc as he went down there was a crack and then he came in the next day with a different pair

[LaLaLand]

I was a good lad really, well liked by most and the teachers included, except one who just had it in for me from day one. She liked to use me as an example kind of thing, I could never do anything "right" etc etc...

Anyway this went on for about 3 years and one day she started to take the piss out of a piece of work that I had done (business card I think, it was IT) so I just stood up and screamed "OH **** OFF LINDA YA TWAT!!" and walked out to the whole class applauding. Even the IT helper guy in his little cupboard next to the class was grinning like mad.

She tried to get my parents in but I told them what happened and my Mam threatened to deck her if she went into school so nothing else was mentioned, she had to formally apologise to me and was nice as pie for the last few weeks to me.

I saw her a few months ago in Tesco and just gave her daggers, so much so she did a 360 with her trolley and sped down the next aisle

[LaLaLand]

OH and one time I did physically put this tiny school bully upside down into a dustbin so that other kids could kick/roll the bin around the yard. That was good.

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Nicky91

spit at my teacher, but that was more because she gave me a F for maths and i got pissed off over that

dennis hew

[parmnion]

Fingered a girl under her desk in history.....oh, the worst thing...let me see.

Punched the pe teacher in the mouth for bullying a fat kid.

[Nicky91]

Originally Posted by AnnieK

Me and another girl got caught shoplifting - fake tan of all things in Superdrug

We got taken to the Police Station and put in the cells, they rang my mum who rang school to explain - they got us out to sit the exam and then we had to go back to be interviewed and cautioned.

The Policeman knew we had to sit a biology exam and so asked me what an amoeba was, I said (all cocky) a single celled organism and then he screamed "well is that what you have instead of a brain" I shut up then and took the lecture.

That was the start, and end of my life of crime It was all just too embarrassing.

Annie, wow i Always thought of you as a really really sweet girl


i know i shouldn't like this, but at least you aren't only sweet and boring

[AnnieK]

Originally Posted by Nicky91

Annie, wow i Always thought of you as a really really sweet girl


i know i shouldn't like this, but at least you aren't only sweet and boring

Erm, thanks Nicky

Yeah I wasn't always boring, I calmed down when I got older.

[GiRTh]

Originally Posted by AnnieK

Me and another girl got caught shoplifting - fake tan of all things in Superdrug

We got taken to the Police Station and put in the cells, they rang my mum who rang school to explain - they got us out to sit the exam and then we had to go back to be interviewed and cautioned.

The Policeman knew we had to sit a biology exam and so asked me what an amoeba was, I said (all cocky) a single celled organism and then he screamed "well is that what you have instead of a brain" I shut up then and took the lecture.

That was the start, and end of my life of crime It was all just too embarrassing.

Wow Annie

Just glad to see I am not the only person on the forum who has been arrested.

That gives me an idea for a thread

[Epic.]

When I was 13 I farted on someone during an argument

[BBUK-Fan]

Originally Posted by Jordi.

Erm people asked me if I smoked weed in year 7 and I said yes for some strange reason, then some boy asked me for some so I cut up my Christmas tree and gave it to him in a bag The teachers found out and I was in exclusion lol

This is my favourite TiBB quote ever

[Josy]

We skipped school for almost 2 full years and when we got caught and forced to sign in every morning we used to sign in at the front entrance and sneak straight out the back, down the public park pool our dinner money together and buy alcohol and cigs

Disclaimer - Don't do this

[montblanc]

Originally Posted by Nicky91

spit at my teacher, but that was more because she gave me a F for maths and i got pissed off over that

[smudgie]

Originally Posted by Josy

We skipped school for almost 2 full years and when we got caught and forced to sign in every morning we used to sign in at the front entrance and sneak straight out the back, down the public park pool our dinner money together and buy alcohol and cigs

Disclaimer - Don't do this

I only skipped it for months, and got expelled.
Maybe it was the straw that broke the camels back though.

[Josy]

Originally Posted by smudgie

I only skipped it for months, and got expelled.
Maybe it was the straw that broke the camels back though.

I ended up getting expelled too