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Battle of the black gals

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Each leader selects who they think is weakest.
Alexandra selects Nicky.
Shievonne selects Sophia.
Narinder selects Makosi.
They will be airlifted back to their camps.
They can take a clue to the hidden immunity idol.

Or they can take an extra bag of rice for their tribe.

Nicky takes the extra bag of rice.
Sophia takes the extra bag of rice.
Makosi takes the clue to the hidden immunity idol.

Strategic Makosi<3333333333

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[Headie]

Big Brother: Lesbos Island

[Pete.]

Take em by storm JoJo

[Lostie!]

I have no idea who Dani Shay is but she looks like Justin Bieber's doppleganger.

[Headie]

[Headie]

Originally Posted by Lostie!

I have no idea who Dani Shay is but she looks like Justin Bieber's doppleganger.

That's because she is!

Youtube video

[Headie]

Originally Posted by Hayden

Adjoa was nominated 6 times and survived every time, what a queen <3

And Adjoa and Lisa had an F2 alliance

[Dominic]

Adjoa was robbed <3

[Black Dagger]

Lisa winning

[MB.]

Ok, so, being incredibly bored and thinking how (not) easy it'd be do a simulator like this based on a recent BBUK series, I did a random.org version of BB16 with some even randomer celebrities. It took far too long.

Launch cast:



Week one: As part of the launch night twist, Ann got immunity, Gregg got luxury, Kelly got face-to-face nominations, Russell got nothing (how very Socialist) and Gok got Showbiz'd.

Week two: The random nominations resulted in Gregg, Judy and Kelly being up. It was also randomly (no, really) decided that lounging about in a house doing nothing all day didn't get tougher than this for Gregg and he was evicted in Adjoa's slot. Bet he'd love that.

Week three: Yep, #4in4out week. Oh boy. Kelly, Russell, Jess, Judy, Kit and Naomi received the fewest nominations and that bitch Widdy didn't save any of them. Before anyone was evicted, Mary was ejected for sexually assaulting Idris Elba with an egg whisk. Russell was evicted first because apparently the only people allowed to vote in this are Daily Mail readers, then Kit, then Jess, then Judy. The last three were replaced with their co-star, collaborator and daughter-in-law respectively:



Also Gok. Showbiz indeed.

Week four: Gok and Kim were the newbies allowed to nominate this week, and they chose Idris, Ann and Michelle. Widdy saved herself (good old Widdy) and Idris was evicted.

Week five: This was face to face rave party nominations week, which means Ann Widdecombe was dressed head-to-toe in neon and off her tits on E. Anyway, Freddie, Kelly, Kim, Naomi were nominated and Naomi was sent to the Time Warp Bunker with the Legends:



You may as well just end the show there, really.

Week six: But no, there's sadly still four weeks of this left. Naomi and the Legends nominated Kelly, Gok, Lee and Freddie. The public (/random.org) did us all a favour and booted Lee Nelson.

Week seven: In nominations tag week (good god, remember that?), Naomi and the Legends were immune, and everyone ended up nominated but Maisie. But, as ever, Widdy sacrificed a teenager for immunity. Madge's bullying of Prince resulted in him climbing over the wall (not that he'd be tall enough anyway) and also the end of her career, disappointing the three fans who bought tickets for the Rebel Heart tour. Anyway Michelle Keegan went, disappointing the three remaining male viewers.

Following Prince's swift exit, a last-minute replacement was needed. The producers phoned up this woman, she was in the area, why not.



Basic rations etc etc etc. Cher and Madonna also left, and the show only realised it wasn't a great idea for Madge to tackle stairs until it was too late.

Week eight: Actual normal nominations, this time, and Freddie, Gok, Kelly, Kim and Tinie were up. Because random algorithms have no respect for classic rock, Kelly went (One Word was a bop), followed by Beyoncé's departure. The crowd showed their love and adoration for this true music legend. Oh and Beyoncé went.

Week nine: #CASHBOMB! No jk these people don't need any more money. That never happened. Instead, they did still do that stupid nominations thingymawotsit, which resulted in Ann and Maisie gaining a spot in the final and Chris, Freddie, Gok and Tinie being nominated (what a vagicide, eh?). But in a twist (-drink-), Gok saved himself and put up Naomi Campbell in his place. The jealousy is real. Tinie and Chris went, not one tear was shed.

Week ten: The final! Naomi and Widdy were Cristian and Nick'd (robbed tbh) (Naomi and Widdy, not those two). Freddie finished in fourth with no money and his hair intact, Maisie became the third placed goddess, Gok came second and Kim Sears won. In true Murray fashion, she showed absolutely no emotion in response to this and demanded that the fireworks were cancelled. The end.

Now for a table!



No I don't know why I did that either.

[Lostie!]

The night 1 evictee becoming the top-placed original.

[Lostie!]

And I've been thinking about doing a random.org one based on a BBUK series so I'm glad I'm not the only one.

[lewis111]

IDK if this is like the worst question ever because the answer is so obvious but the table of results like nominations and stuff, how do you get them do you like hand make them or what??

[MB.]

Make them on Excel usually.

[Pete.]

No justice 4 Legend Naomi

[Babayaro.]

Thought i'd do one with the BB6 cast and Science walked after a sudden outburst in week one...

[MB.]

As requested (no, really):

Celebrity Big Brother: A Thing



#1

[okay well that got off to a slow start]

Spoiler:

#2

[oh wow that's an... unfortunate pairing]

Spoiler:

#3

[I presume the thing he did was incorrectly shorten his name. Also some cleaner you are Kim]

Spoiler:

#4

[when will Aisleyne? (actually, someone check if Paul Danan does have a Wikipedia)]

Spoiler:

#5

[a) yeah Kim really can't do her job properly can she b) Bobby's becoming as obsessed with this thing as... um... well, me]

Spoiler:

#6

[if you saw the Apprentice board game task, you'd know that's not a good idea. Oh and Kathy is my spirit animal]

Spoiler:

#7

[I can see why tbh]

Spoiler:

[oh fuck off already Bobby]

#8

[...and I won't stop you mate]

Spoiler:

#9

[I'd think he was creepy too if he kept repeating the same event over and over, yes]

Spoiler:

#10

[wot a hypocrite Kim is amirite]

Spoiler:

[and the non-existent public agree with me]

#11

[god this thing has been going far too long hasn't it]

Spoiler:

Finale, thank god



[to quote Anna Nolan, BOBBY BLEEDING DAVRO?!?!]





[well I'm hoping this is what Shaun meant]

[Lostie!]

I love the housemate shots.

[Black Dagger]

If that eviction order happens in real life I will kill myself.

[Jason.]

Originally Posted by Lostie!

I love the housemate shots.

Same. They look professional. I can imagine the real things being similar.

[Oaker]

Would Stevi and Chloe be one housemate if they went in together?

I thought they would be seperate tbh

(But Janice slaying <3333)

[MB.]

Originally Posted by Oaker

Would Stevi and Chloe be one housemate if they went in together?

I thought they would be seperate tbh

I'd put them as individuals originally but there were so many likely rumours (RIP Sherrie Hewson) that I thought I may as well stick them together. I wouldn't put it past them to do that either.