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Old 22-07-2009, 06:03 PM #1
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Default Describe your last Fart
Prettey self-explanatory this one, eg:

3 mins ago: 2.5 sec "Phaaarp", followed by 3 succesive "Phuht"s
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Old 22-07-2009, 06:04 PM #2
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HAHA

A quiet pffffffff.


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OH MY GOD BREAKING NEWS!!!

3 quiet "pwooot"s each lasting about 3 secs.
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Old 22-07-2009, 06:16 PM #6
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Haha. I can't remember. Maybe I should keep a "log".
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Mine are dead quiet, but reek!

My last one was at work today.
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hahaha such a funny thread

my last one: "QUACK"
I thought I was watching something with Donald Duck on haha
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Silent but Violent.
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an airy one... very quiet 'pfffffffffffff' lasted approx. 5 seconds and took place around 3 minutes ago.
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I can't remember! damn it
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I know already got piles...
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Heheh...if you want children get used to the idea!
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That made me laugh.
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I know already got piles...
Hahahaha!
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Heheh...if you want children get used to the idea!
Sunroof delivery avoids such things..

(too posh to push here.. )
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I stepped back after my last one and had an unnecessary task of cleaning my socks - bad times.
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Brewing........
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I cupped it and put it by my dogs nose,he didn't move an inch.
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