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BB10 Big Brother 10 from 2009 was won by Sophie Reade.
Housemates: Angel, Bea, Beinazir, Cairon, Charlie, David, Freddie/Halfwit, Hira, Isaac, Kenneth, Karly, Kris, Lisa, Marcus, Noirin, Rodrigo, Saffia, Siavash, Sophia, Sophie/Dogface, Sree, Tom

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Old 28-07-2009, 04:57 PM #1
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If there's any good ones I'll give karma.
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I wonder if she's knows what you're doing to me Kris?
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Dogface: "Is that it??"

kriss : "I'm, like, done, like. Where's Charlie?"
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Sophie: Is it in yet, Kris?
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Got my puncture repair kit on standby, I just hope no one will notice it's just a doll
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Kris "Hold still dogface, dont give it away that we are doing it doggie style, look bored"

Sophie" ohhhh arhhhh just allow me to lick my fingers"
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That's the oddest game of leapfrog I've ever seen.
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Kris "You're after putting the nail vanish on me you silly mare. Scrape if off with ur teeth"
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Sophie: "Oh I hope he doesn't find my penis down there"
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oooooo, it tastes of charlies dinner.
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kriss : "give me banter, I can't do it without banter, like. talk banter to me!"
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Kris: Stay still Soph, let's make a pastiche of beauty...
Dogface: PASTIES? mmmmmm, pasties.
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"When I asked if you would give me head Sophie...."
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Growing a beard turned out to be more complicated than Kris had originally anticipated.
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Kris felt quite dapper with his new sophie medallion
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Dogface: can someone lance this ugly growth on my head
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For Kris it would never quite fit again after Marcus had a go
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Kris: yeah gang bang, last one in licks it clean
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Kris "I wonder if the curtains match the carpet"
Sophie "Her hair is same colour as my nails...heee heee"
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If I don't look at her, I can convince myself it's Charlie.
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How bad must your boyfriend be if you prefer to look at Lisa during sex?
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This has to be the best one LOL
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kriss: "I'm just in it for the craic"

kriss : "now, try it again with a geordie accent: 'the whooole thyme!' "

sophie : "I don't think so, sonny jim"
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Sophie: Is this what dog face means?
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These are the best ones so far, keep them coming till 7 and then I'll pick a winner.
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