[Novo]

Adam you must get over it

Noirin has gone there is nothing you can do

Just love the darkhorse

[Adamw92]

Originally posted by .Andy.
Adam you must get over it

Noirin has gone there is nothing you can do

Just love the darkhorse

I don't care if Noirin has gone, she isn't involved in this in any way

[incywincy]

Brilliant and totally realistic
I could even hear them going on!!!
If I had enough posts under my belt, I would also give you Karma for that one

[Twiggy]

Originally posted by VickyJ
My lad just posted this on DS also...wonder what reaction it will get there...

I cant post there, I was banned for calling someone a hypocrite

Just wondering how old your lad is. Marcus is not a great role model for him.

[LaRainbow]

Well done OP - one of my favourite posts on this forum! Totally realistic, and very funny.

[letsrockfosho]

That was brilliant haha

[Vicky.]

Originally posted by Twiggy

Just wondering how old your lad is. Marcus is not a great role model for him.

Why would a 25 year old need a rolemodel?

[GypsyGoth]

Very funny post VickyJ

[hennessy]

Originally posted by VickyJ
Since this appears to be what many FMs want, I thought I would do a mock up of an episode without Siavash marcus and Freddie. Sounds interesting yes?

--------------------------
9:30am

Lisa and David are discussing what they will have for breakfast tomorrow. They are very excited about how they have frosties today.

10:45am

Lisa David and Bea are smoking at the bus stop.

Lisa says 'Im glad they threw Marcus siavash and 'alfwit out. the house is much more fun without them.

12:03pm

Charlie and Rodrigo have had a fall out over whos spoon is whos.

Rodrigo: 'You are deeesrespecting me charlie'

Charlie: 'Piss of you freak'

12:58pm

Lisa and David are at the bus stop. Lisa is hunting for fag ends

Lisa: 'Oh I though i had one there, but it was just charlies old scab'

David: 'Well uh..wouldnt we be able to smoke that? Its the same as tobacco isnt it?'

2:32pm

Charlie and Rodrigo have fell out over Charlie coughing near Rodrigo.

Rodrigo: 'You deeesresepected me by doing that charlie'

Charlie: 'Never speak to me again, you dont exist to me anymore, you little freak'

3:01pm

Sophie has found a hair down her cleavage. She giggles hysterically for then next half hour.

She then farts. And starts laughing again.

4:47pm

Lisa Bea and David are at the bus stop

Lisa: 'The house is so much better without Marucs Siavash and 'alfwit isnt it Bea?'

Bea: 'Yes, they were bringing the mood in the house down'

Silence.

7:01pm

David has cooked spaghetti bolognaise for the group

David: 'My cooking is lush isnt it?'

Bea: 'You are a yorkshire pudding Dave'

David: 'Oh thanks Bea...I love yorkshire puddings'

7:29pm

Lisa Bea and David are smoking at the bus stop

Lisa: 'The house is so much more lively without 'alfwit'

Bea and david 'Yeah'

Silence.

9:00pm

The housemates are all in bed.

Sophie farts.


End sequence.

just read that and I'm now sitting in a wet spot

[BlackOrWhite]

LOL, that was pretty good, Vicky. Karma for yooou.

[Bendzz]

that was hillarious!!

[google]

Originally posted by VickyJ
Since this appears to be what many FMs want, I thought I would do a mock up of an episode without Siavash marcus and Freddie. Sounds interesting yes?

--------------------------
9:30am

Lisa and David are discussing what they will have for breakfast tomorrow. They are very excited about how they have frosties today.

10:45am

Lisa David and Bea are smoking at the bus stop.

Lisa says 'Im glad they threw Marcus siavash and 'alfwit out. the house is much more fun without them.

12:03pm

Charlie and Rodrigo have had a fall out over whos spoon is whos.

Rodrigo: 'You are deeesrespecting me charlie'

Charlie: 'Piss of you freak'

12:58pm

Lisa and David are at the bus stop. Lisa is hunting for fag ends

Lisa: 'Oh I though i had one there, but it was just charlies old scab'

David: 'Well uh..wouldnt we be able to smoke that? Its the same as tobacco isnt it?'

2:32pm

Charlie and Rodrigo have fell out over Charlie coughing near Rodrigo.

Rodrigo: 'You deeesresepected me by doing that charlie'

Charlie: 'Never speak to me again, you dont exist to me anymore, you little freak'

3:01pm

Sophie has found a hair down her cleavage. She giggles hysterically for then next half hour.

She then farts. And starts laughing again.

4:47pm

Lisa Bea and David are at the bus stop

Lisa: 'The house is so much better without Marucs Siavash and 'alfwit isnt it Bea?'

Bea: 'Yes, they were bringing the mood in the house down'

Silence.

7:01pm

David has cooked spaghetti bolognaise for the group

David: 'My cooking is lush isnt it?'

Bea: 'You are a yorkshire pudding Dave'

David: 'Oh thanks Bea...I love yorkshire puddings'

7:29pm

Lisa Bea and David are smoking at the bus stop

Lisa: 'The house is so much more lively without 'alfwit'

Bea and david 'Yeah'

Silence.

9:00pm

The housemates are all in bed.

Sophie farts.


End sequence.

Well done It would be a nightmare if these lot stay in the house

[google]

Originally posted by VickyJ
Since this appears to be what many FMs want, I thought I would do a mock up of an episode without Siavash marcus and Freddie. Sounds interesting yes?

--------------------------
9:30am

Lisa and David are discussing what they will have for breakfast tomorrow. They are very excited about how they have frosties today.

10:45am

Lisa David and Bea are smoking at the bus stop.

Lisa says 'Im glad they threw Marcus siavash and 'alfwit out. the house is much more fun without them.

12:03pm

Charlie and Rodrigo have had a fall out over whos spoon is whos.

Rodrigo: 'You are deeesrespecting me charlie'

Charlie: 'Piss of you freak'

12:58pm

Lisa and David are at the bus stop. Lisa is hunting for fag ends

Lisa: 'Oh I though i had one there, but it was just charlies old scab'

David: 'Well uh..wouldnt we be able to smoke that? Its the same as tobacco isnt it?'

2:32pm

Charlie and Rodrigo have fell out over Charlie coughing near Rodrigo.

Rodrigo: 'You deeesresepected me by doing that charlie'

Charlie: 'Never speak to me again, you dont exist to me anymore, you little freak'

3:01pm

Sophie has found a hair down her cleavage. She giggles hysterically for then next half hour.

She then farts. And starts laughing again.

4:47pm

Lisa Bea and David are at the bus stop

Lisa: 'The house is so much better without Marucs Siavash and 'alfwit isnt it Bea?'

Bea: 'Yes, they were bringing the mood in the house down'

Silence.

7:01pm

David has cooked spaghetti bolognaise for the group

David: 'My cooking is lush isnt it?'

Bea: 'You are a yorkshire pudding Dave'

David: 'Oh thanks Bea...I love yorkshire puddings'

7:29pm

Lisa Bea and David are smoking at the bus stop

Lisa: 'The house is so much more lively without 'alfwit'

Bea and david 'Yeah'

Silence.

9:00pm

The housemates are all in bed.

Sophie farts.


End sequence.

Well done It would be a nightmare if these lot stay in the house

[bigmalky]

Originally posted by VickyJ

Why would a 25 year old need a rolemodel?

And do you approve of a money grabbing bunch of chavs as good role models Twiggy? I think that's why society is so messed up at the moment. Marcus seems like a normal bloke to me.

[Vicky.]

Originally posted by bigmalky

And do you approve of a money grabbing bunch of chavs as good role models Twiggy? I think that's why society is so messed up at the moment. Marcus seems like a normal bloke to me.

Im still wondering how they reckon a 25 year old needs a rolemodel...

[Violetfairy]

Thanks VickyJ for this thread +1 Karma

[Vicky.]

Originally posted by Violetfairy
Thanks VickyJ for this thread +1 Karma

Thanks

[bigmalky]

Originally posted by VickyJ

I'm 30 and I'm taking Marcus on as mine lmao

Im still wondering how they reckon a 25 year old needs a rolemodel...

[Vicky.]

Bump

[NONESHALLPASS]

Originally posted by Adamw92
Sounds good to me

What sophies farts?? whatever floats your boat i suppose

[keithafc]

Originally posted by VickyJ
My lad just posted this on DS also...wonder what reaction it will get there...

I cant post there, I was banned for calling someone a hypocrite

DS is a joke.

[NONESHALLPASS]

Amazing post vicky and so true, wow what an exciting final that lot would make ehhh
My god the 10th aniversay of BB and it will be the least memorable final in its history

[ManicWolf]

LMAO, so funny, and sadly so true too. It will almost certainly end up like this, with the rest of the HMs nominating these three.

[NONESHALLPASS]

Originally posted by keithafc

DS is a joke.

They are a joke i got banned for calling someone a hypocrite too.
I couldnt be arsed to go back

[IndigoJo]

I will be so grateful to BB for this scenario when it happens! I can have more summer holiday away from the telly, because I sure won't be watching it when it does!!!

Wonderful depiction, Vicky! You are getting some Karma from this Chameleon.