[Patrick]

Just goes to show why Charlie is my back up favourite incase any prats vote out Marcus...

Charlie was hilarious just by reading that.

I love how he calls Rodrigo "you little freak!"
"Annoyance"


Although the house really would be **** ,its Deesrespectful to vote out Marcus thats Deesrespectful to BB, Do you want the show to die?

[Vicky.]

I dont know what universe Charlie is entertaining in but nevermind

People on here (a few, not many, but they seem to be the most vocal) seem to want to watch paint dry, rather than people having fun. I dislike charlie, but if those three went, he would be the most fun left...and that is really saying something

[Colbert-Bump]

BB10 without Marcus would drive me to this.

[RichardD]

Pretty accurate, although Lisa pronounces it 'Auhhhlfwit.

[oopaloompa]

In all honesty , if one of them has to go on friday i hope all three decide to walk at the same time. BB would sh1t themselves. They know people would switch off cos they are the only ones worth watching. And can you imagine Bea with just Lisa to talk to. The programme would only contain, smoking, sleeping and charlie and rod arguing

[Wilton_Shagpile]

Originally posted by VickyJ
Since this appears to be what many FMs want, I thought I would do a mock up of an episode without Siavash marcus and Freddie. Sounds interesting yes?

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9:30am

Lisa and David are discussing what they will have for breakfast tomorrow. They are very excited about how they have frosties today.

10:45am

Lisa David and Bea are smoking at the bus stop.

Lisa says 'Im glad they threw Marcus siavash and 'alfwit out. the house is much more fun without them.

12:03pm

Charlie and Rodrigo have had a fall out over whos spoon is whos.

Rodrigo: 'You are deeesrespecting me charlie'

Charlie: 'Piss of you freak'

12:58pm

Lisa and David are at the bus stop. Lisa is hunting for fag ends

Lisa: 'Oh I though i had one there, but it was just charlies old scab'

David: 'Well uh..wouldnt we be able to smoke that? Its the same as tobacco isnt it?'

2:32pm

Charlie and Rodrigo have fell out over Charlie coughing near Rodrigo.

Rodrigo: 'You deeesresepected me by doing that charlie'

Charlie: 'Never speak to me again, you dont exist to me anymore, you little freak'

3:01pm

Sophie has found a hair down her cleavage. She giggles hysterically for then next half hour.

She then farts. And starts laughing again.

4:47pm

Lisa Bea and David are at the bus stop

Lisa: 'The house is so much better without Marucs Siavash and 'alfwit isnt it Bea?'

Bea: 'Yes, they were bringing the mood in the house down'

Silence.

7:01pm

David has cooked spaghetti bolognaise for the group

David: 'My cooking is lush isnt it?'

Bea: 'You are a yorkshire pudding Dave'

David: 'Oh thanks Bea...I love yorkshire puddings'

7:29pm

Lisa Bea and David are smoking at the bus stop

Lisa: 'The house is so much more lively without 'alfwit'

Bea and david 'Yeah'

Silence.

9:00pm

The housemates are all in bed.

Sophie farts.


End sequence.

That lively hey?.....dont exaggerate

Brilliant post, karma coming

[luminoussun]

op your so right..but i do think you glamed it up a bit..i don't think it would be that exciting

[Johann]

Lol, good job. I love the Charlie/Whingerigo sequences.

[BB22]

+ Karma from me for the OP, VickyJ. Very funny indeed.

[NettoSuperstar!]

[Twilight]

VickyJ that is the best thread of the year
But sadly it gonna end up like this

[fallenkal]

People are going to lose it when they think BB is just rerunning the same HL show for the last week.

[BB22]

Originally posted by fallenkal
People are going to lose it when they think BB is just rerunning the same HL show for the last week.

Good one!