[Mickey2009]

At this stage in Big Brother, the housemates are usually getting on like a house on fire, with not a bad word to say about each other. Well this year, one housemate is breaking the mould. Marcus has been to the Diary Room this morning and wasted no time in slating every single one of his fellow housemates, not to mention Big Brother. Ouch.



"How are you today Marcus?" asked Big Brother.



"I've been a bit bored the past four or five days," muttered Marcus, slumped sideways in the chair. "Going through the runs was alright, but as soon as we do something you punish us. You need to have a think about what you actually want."



Ah, we had forgotten about Marcus's role as Executive Advisor to Big Brother.



"How do you feel about the punishment?" asked Big Brother.



"I couldn't care less," said Marcus nonchalantly. "The fact that there is a punishment is ****. What the punishment is doesn't matter. Maybe you need to do an announcement over the speakers that you're boring, and say sorry for it."



"How do you think your fellow housemates feel about the punishment?" asked Big Brother, not sounding too worried about being branded boring.



"I think David's gutted," replied Marcus. "You can tell a lot about why people are in it. Lisa a little bit as well, but David's face... he was very angry. I don't think any of the others were too happy about it. They might say they don't give a **** but I think every one of them is thinking about the money."



"I've had fleeting thoughts about it," he admitted. "You can't help it, this close to the end. But I think they've all pretty much worked out how they're going to spend it."



Working himself up into a frenzy of expletive-ridden badmouthing, he continued, "Such tactical voting this week, I can't believe it. What a bunch of lying ******** out there, they really are. I don't give a **** if I go on Friday 'cause I'd rather go, in all honesty, to get away from them. They're just a bunch of bull ********. I'll just be what I want to be, and **** them. I'm bored of this transparent behaviour. Fake ********."



Come on Marcus - tell us what you really think

[Nigeria_Bob]

See… He tells it like it is. No gloss. No varnish. That's one reason why I want him to win.

[aiv]

Good for Marcus. Now he should go and tell the others that to their faces, and it will be fantastic.

[BB22]

That is absolutely awesome. Particularly this line:

"The fact that there is a punishment is ****. What the punishment is doesn't matter. Maybe you need to do an announcement over the speakers that you're boring, and say sorry for it."

Very, very good.

[shaz20]

Has BB taken some prize money off them as punishment??
If so its a bit late, maybe now BB ending they gonna tighten the purse strings even more. Next year probably the cheapest BB to date, they can just recycle stuff from all the other BB shows, will be hilarious trying to pick out props from past series

[Dr.Gonzo]

This is great. I'd prefer him to be like this than making out the sun shines from their cracks.

[ElProximo]

Originally posted by Nigeria_Bob
See… He tells it like it is. No gloss. No varnish. That's one reason why I want him to win.

But he doesn't.
What you just read was the phony act of the week.
It is contrived and its contrived to manipulate weak minded people with a duplicitous (or efficient?) scheme and here it is:
It is first a lame impersonation of BB9 Rex (who didn't invent this either) and this is the idea of playing the 'anti-hero',
and,
At the exact same time it is a cheap egotistical way to insure he can 'save face' IF he does get evicted. Then he can bluster up about how he 'knew it all along' and he even said he wanted to go anyways etc.

The point here is that he is a phony. Its all contrived. Its BS. It is all fake persona and made-up claims and hedging his bets and trying to 'save face' and so on.
And its a lame impersonation of BB9 Rex who was doing a lame version of previous HMs and Gordon Ramsey.
So its even lamer that Marcy is copying that anyways.

Marcus is the biggest phony there is.

[HBB1508]

Originally posted by aiv
Good for Marcus. Now he should go and tell the others that to their faces, and it will be fantastic.

[Taijitu]

Marcus's role IS NOT as Executive Adviser to Big Brother.

Big Brother, not sounding too worried about being branded boring.



Two very good reasons why BB ratings have fallen so low causing some folk to wonder if 10 isn't a good round figure to end on.

[bansheewails]

I may want to marry Marcus by the time BB is over! OH might object tho!

[RCW1945]

Rex?? He was a pale imitation of a chimera of a ghost of Marcus.

[SDAS]

everyone says they only went in for the experience so get rid of the money altogether, if they have anything about them they make money when they leave anyway

[k1ck3m0n]

Rex???? LMAO, not fit to lick Marcus's boots.

[shams79]

Marcus is so honest and dos'nt care about the money, why dos'nt he tell the HMs to their faces just like when he slag Siavash off yesterday behide his back. Marcus use to be a legend but lets not forget his weird behaviour towards Noirn and when Tom was telling him that he was a weirdo no reaction, I think a section 28 under the mental health act is in order here, don't you think!

[scot]

Thank feck for Marcus!

He's a one man entertainment show.

And he hits the nail firmly on the head everytime with his assesment of the management of BB.

Never has there been one such as him on any reality game show anywhere.

Even if his posturing is largely a created persona(as some here contend) for the house it is still a wonderful creation.

He is the lone wolf, renegade, outlaw, anti-hero of reality telly.

He says what we, at least the intelligent and perceptive amongst us, on the oustide are all thinking re the other HMs. As such Marcus is the voice of the nation, he is the everyman.

[ElProximo]

Originally posted by HBB1508

Right well the reason we call Marcy a sleazy gossip and a coward is because he WONT go tell anyone to their faces.
Last night little Rodrigo and everyone else including Camp Frankenstein had no problem standing up to Siavash and telling him what they thought right to his face..
..except Marcy. Who wanted to go masturbate. Didn't say a word to Siavash.
What a little coward.

[jadore212]

that post is marcus talking about himself fake all he does is go in the diary room and slag off people he dont have the guts to tell them in there face get that loser out

[scot]

Originally posted by ElProximo

Right well the reason we call Marcy a sleazy gossip and a coward is because he WONT go tell anyone to their faces.
Last night little Rodrigo and everyone else including Camp Frankenstein had no problem standing up to Siavash and telling him what they thought right to his face..
..except Marcy. Who wanted to go masturbate. Didn't say a word to Siavash.
What a little coward.

Marcus did the right thing, he didn't get involved in the unpleasant hysteria and hounding of Siavash by the house girl-boys.

You say they 'stood up to siavash'?

WRONG

siavash stood up to them and did a good job too.

Revolting behaviour by some HMs.

[BB22]

Originally posted by scot
Thank feck for Marcus!

He's a one man entertainment show.

And he hits the nail firmly on the head everytime with his assesment of the management of BB.

Never has there been one such as him on any reality game show anywhere.

Even if his posturing is largely a created persona(as some here contend) for the house it is still a wonderful creation.

He is the lone wolf, renegade, outlaw, anti-hero of reality telly.

He says what we, at least the intelligent and perceptive amongst us, on the oustide are all thinking re the other HMs. As such Marcus is the voice of the nation, he is the everyman.

Fantastic post.

[kjago]

Originally posted by ElProximo

But he doesn't.
What you just read was the phony act of the week.
It is contrived and its contrived to manipulate weak minded people with a duplicitous (or efficient?) scheme and here it is:
It is first a lame impersonation of BB9 Rex (who didn't invent this either) and this is the idea of playing the 'anti-hero',
and,
At the exact same time it is a cheap egotistical way to insure he can 'save face' IF he does get evicted. Then he can bluster up about how he 'knew it all along' and he even said he wanted to go anyways etc.

The point here is that he is a phony. Its all contrived. Its BS. It is all fake persona and made-up claims and hedging his bets and trying to 'save face' and so on.
And its a lame impersonation of BB9 Rex who was doing a lame version of previous HMs and Gordon Ramsey.
So its even lamer that Marcy is copying that anyways.

Marcus is the biggest phony there is.

do you want you are really pissing me off with your preaching, long winded, condesending, boring posts. Here we go in true Marcus fashion why don't you **** off you boring twat.

[Taijitu]

Originally posted by scot
Thank feck for Marcus!

He's a one man entertainment show.

And he hits the nail firmly on the head everytime with his assesment of the management of BB.

Never has there been one such as him on any reality game show anywhere.

Even if his posturing is largely a created persona(as some here contend) for the house it is still a wonderful creation.

He is the lone wolf, renegade, outlaw, anti-hero of reality telly.

He says what we, at least the intelligent and perceptive amongst us, on the oustide are all thinking re the other HMs. As such Marcus is the voice of the nation, he is the everyman.

The thinking man's winner perhaps? Never thought I'd write that in connection to Big Brother!

[gillgroom]

Marcus is one nasty bag of SH-T 2 faced pervert

[BBmassive]

Originally posted by Nigeria_Bob
See… He tells it like it is. No gloss. No varnish. That's one reason why I want him to win.

And one of the reasons he WONT win

[The_Long_Run]

Originally posted by kjago

do you want you are really pissing me off with your preaching, long winded, condesending, boring posts. Here we go in true Marcus fashion why don't you **** off you boring t***.

Oh dear kjago, Looks like ElProximo touched a nerve there! lol

[Mickey2009]

Marcus will show them now if he cares or not. They have a chance of winning prize-money back, if Marcus doesn't give a fk about them he'll not try in any of the tasks.