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BB11 Channel 4's last Big Brother series started June 2010. Josie Gibson was the winner. All the gossip about the Big Brother 11 house, series and housemates here!
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Old 07-08-2010, 10:12 PM #1
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Talking OMG! Andrew had sex with..........
A WATERMELON!!!!

WTF! he just said he went to the shop and brought a water melon and lube! he went home put the water melon in the microwave, but it was too hot and he burned his willy

The housemates were p***ing themselves laughing!!!

And just revealed he *******ed an apple pie! the ones you get from mac donalds!!

Andrew says he was bored the day was dragging and he had nothing to do! JJ replied "Andrew when im bored i play on the X box i dont ******* fruit
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I wouldn't imagine the seeds would feel all that good.
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Come and talk about it in the thread about it.. nae hassle though eh!!!
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lol, may as well buy a blow up doll.
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He also got the watermelon Pregnant..
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Wow, that's seedy.
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Why would he waste his money on a watermelon when his small pecker can fit in an orange
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Wow, that's seedy.
Yeah theyre very seedy!

Bless him. Its a classic.
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Don't let Andrew out of that house..NO fruit is safe!
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I bought a watermelon in morrisons yesterday and its put me right off.
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Oh dear! he's gonna regret revealing that on national TV
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I bought a watermelon in morrisons yesterday and its put me right off.
Ill eat it! yum

and whats all yours problem? jeez

Using your hand or a fruit...does it make much difference?

Not tried it myself but its not like the melon will need counselling or anything! Teenage boys experiment in all kinds of weird ways sexually. Hello!
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He's now admitted to rooting a watermelon, a hoover vacuum, a macdonalds apple pie, and a trifle
Quote of the day - "do you ever think of pear when you're ****ing an apple?"
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You lot act as if it's the most strange thing ever.

Girls ****** cucumbers and it's fine, guys ****** watermelons.
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Get this attention seeker out.
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Maro said " we should order a water melon on the shopping list we can all have some fun! JJ said "******* that" mario said "literally"
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He also got the watermelon Pregnant..
Nine months later.....out sprouts Johnjames!
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He doesnt seek attention. He's quiet usually.
He knows what he is doing IMO, ive gone off him a lot recently.
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