[Patrick]

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you X Factor 2011!

-New Host [Christine Blakely]
-Cheryl and Simon Won't Be There
-Over Shadowed By XF USA
-Different Performances As Brian Freedman Won't Be There
-Constantly Being Compared to the so called American Talent.




Yes people.


Cheryl will not be there, she will be in America where American men will go on about how they own her.

Simon will of ditched us for USA and not give a flying ****** about XF.

ITV2 and that will bang on about XFUSA and no one will care about our version, hence a fall in ratings.
And an American Winner will steal our Christmas Number 1.

The VTs will be missing Brian's camp voice and the performances won't be as cheesy and crappy, and that's a bad thing that they won't be like that.

The panel will be boring.
Danni will just be boring as she always is, Louis will have no one to argue with and stuff and it'll just be a mess.

Dermot will be in America presenting that and how the hell will they launch every show without having Dermot's little spin and him saying 'Your Saturday Night Starts Right 'ere!'

He'll be replaced by that dull Daybreak bloke Christine or whatever she's called.



This is what X Factor 8 will be like.

Horrible.

Everyone will be too busy with ITV2's X Factor USA.

It's America's next step in taking over the United Kingdom, starting with becoming Christmas Number 1 2011.

It's all quite scary to think of but it's true.

That's why, as hard as it is with people like One Erection in the show, we must try our best to love and cherish X Factor right now.. as it's the last chance we'll have of that.

It will never be the same again.

Although X Factor will be on to Series 10, in 2013,
In Reality, this is our final series.

[Tom4784]

You're overreacting again, Cheryl & Simon will still be here next year. Fox are dead set against Cheryl judging as she hasn't got much of a profile over there and Simon won't give up his presence in the UK either. Brian Friedman won't be missed really, they'll hire another choreographer.

Dermot leaving would be a blessing.

Finally I don't see how it would get compared to the American XF as there's plenty of shows that air in both countries but don't get compared. BB, America's got Talent and American Idol are rarely compared to their UK counterparts so why would it be different now?

[Smithy]

Originally Posted by Dezzy

You're overreacting again, Cheryl & Simon will still be here next year. Fox are dead set against Cheryl judging as she hasn't got much of a profile over there and Simon won't give up his presence in the UK either. Brian Friedman won't be missed really, they'll hire another choreographer.

Finally I don't see how it would get compared to the American XF as there's plenty of shows that air in both countries but don't get compared. BB, America's got Talent and American Idol are rarely compared to their UK counterparts so why would it be different now?

All this, except the dermot bit

Christine Bleakly won't be hosting it either, calm down

[Z]

Chriiiiiiiiiiiist. Get over the hate for America Patrick!!

[Patrick]

Originally Posted by Dezzy

You're overreacting again, Cheryl & Simon will still be here next year. Fox are dead set against Cheryl judging as she hasn't got much of a profile over there and Simon won't give up his presence in the UK either. Brian Friedman won't be missed really, they'll hire another choreographer.

Dermot leaving would be a blessing.

Finally I don't see how it would get compared to the American XF as there's plenty of shows that air in both countries but don't get compared. BB, America's got Talent and American Idol are rarely compared to their UK counterparts so why would it be different now?

You sure they don't want Cheryl?

And Dermot is epic

[Patrick]

Does anyone else think they'll snap Xmas Number 1?

[Tom4784]

Originally Posted by Patrick

You sure they don't want Cheryl?

And Dermot is epic

From what I hear they're looking at people like Mariah Carey. Simon wants Cheryl but Fox are against it.

I find Dermot cringeworthy, I say bring Holly Willoughby back to host it in his place.

[Callum]

The Americans would never be able to understand a thing Cheryl says, she would have to change her accent to be a judge over there and she's already said she's not going to do that.

[Kerry]

Simons signed for another 3 years

[Zippy]

Simon and Cheryl are not leaving. Simon has already said he's got some new plan so he can do both.

As its been said, Cheryl isnt really high profile enough there(though fairly known through gossip media and those hot woman polls etc) so I think she'll lose out to an American star. Though she does have big plans to launch her solo career there so she could be a future judge if she succeeds.

Can't see Dermot hosting XF USA either. Too unknown and nothing special at hosting. His attempts at banter with the judges always falls flat. And God forbid Christine Bleakley gets the UK gig. ITVs biggest new overpayed flop.

[BB_Eye]

Can't say that bothers me, even though, for all her faults, Cheryl has shown herself to be the most reasonable judge this year.

[Stevep]

When is the american version of x factor due to run? If Simon left the uk version it would be an absolute hammer blow to the show.

[Patrick]

Originally Posted by Dezzy

From what I hear they're looking at people like Mariah Carey. Simon wants Cheryl but Fox are against it.

I find Dermot cringeworthy, I say bring Holly Willoughby back to host it in his place.

I agree there, I love Dermot and he's a good host, but I think Holly would be better tbh.

But I'd like to see Dermot on Xtra Factor, he's more suited for Spin Off shows [BBLB ] and Konnie is a disgrace.

Originally Posted by Callum

The Americans would never be able to understand a thing Cheryl says, she would have to change her accent to be a judge over there and she's already said she's not going to do that.

How come we understand Cheryl but they wouldn't? lol

I get what you mean though.

Originally Posted by ~Kerry~

Simons signed for another 3 years

I know.

Originally Posted by Stevep

When is the american version of x factor due to run? If Simon left the uk version it would be an absolute hammer blow to the show.

I heard November 2011.

[Stevep]

Originally Posted by Patrick

I heard November 2011.

Doesnt that old geezer in Strictly travel to america and back for dancing with the stars and strictly every week? If that is the case then Simon can most likely pull it off too.....

[Zippy]

I also don't see why you think the US version would overshadow ours? Every country has these same shows and they tend to stay local in their appeal and interest. American idol doesnt impact much over here and the stars of it very rarely have success here.

Nobody from Americas got talent has had global success yet Subo and Paul Potts both had massive worldwide success. Just to show that USA versions are not always the best.

[Callum]

Originally Posted by Patrick

How come we understand Cheryl but they wouldn't? lol

I think it's because we've heard people with her accent before so hearing her speak, it's not difficult to understand what she's saying although I do know people who sometimes have trouble understanding her and their British. She does have a real strong accent and she would have to change it for American television. Cat Deeley had to.

[Kerry]

Well, it's not the final series then Patrick. Simons going to do both shows so we know it at least has 3 more years

[Patrick]

Originally Posted by ~Kerry~

Well, it's not the final series then Patrick. Simons going to do both shows so we know it at least has 3 more years

Oh good lord, read the last sentence of my OP.

[Kerry]

Originally Posted by Patrick

Oh good lord, read the last sentence of my OP.

I got bored halfway through the post

[Jords]

Might be good for it to have a bit of a change around again.

[Patrick]

Originally Posted by ~Kerry~

I got bored halfway through the post

Shame on you.

[Kerry]

Originally Posted by Patrick

Shame on you.

Oh smile. Just mucking about

[Zippy]

Patrick your last two sentences in the OP are contradictory.

In reality XF has another 3 years at least.

[MTVN]

I dont really think it will be overshadowed by XF USA, it wont get that many more viewers than American Idol does, noone will really care about it imo.

[Patrick]

Originally Posted by Zippy

Patrick your last two sentences in the OP are contradictory.

In reality XF has another 3 years at least.

I know pmsl

I meant,

Although it has 3 Years left,

This in my eyes, may aswell of been the final series as I thought it would of went downhill next year.

It's kinda like,

'Enjoy BB7 everyone because after this it won't be the same'

Get me?

Although I'm quite happy now after reading everyones comments, it's gave me hope that nothing will change dramatically.