[Claymores]

I will start.............

I have been doing a home-improvement thing to my house so the LCD/Cable Box/Blu Ray had been under a cover to protect from paint splatters. I decided to uncover and plug the Cable Box/LCD into the mains on Thursday as needed some TV.

All seemed well but then the Cable Box would not boot. After 20 mins I angrily phoned Virgin Media to complain their Box was broken and I was TV-less

The girl suggested I try plugging the cable-feed back in.

BIG OOPS

[Kerry]

Dope

[Smithy]

Originally Posted by ~Kerry~

Dope

[Ninastar]

I said piss off to a teacher under my breath today and she heard me. She chose to ignore it though, (as far as i know anyway)

[Ramsay]

last night i got very drunk in a bar ..walked around in my boxers and passed out in the smoking area

[Kerry]

Originally Posted by Smithy

Nooooooo I was calling Clay a dope. I should have quoted him

[Claymores]

Originally Posted by Ninastar

I said piss off to a teacher under my breath today and she heard me. She chose to ignore it though, (as far as i know anyway)

She'll hold it against you! I see a fail coming in your future

[Claymores]

Originally Posted by Karl

last night i got very drunk in a bar ..walked around in my boxers and passed out in the smoking area

hahahahahaha - that's the sort of thing we need a TIBB You Tube special section for

[Stu]

Originally Posted by Karl

last night i got very drunk in a bar ..walked around in my boxers and passed out in the smoking area

Jesus Jones. Loosing yer clothes in a private home is something but a public bar is something else.

I'm glad I don't drink anymore .

[Ramsay]

hahaha
well shots were 1.50 each and bottles 1 euro each so i was kind of expecting to go crazy lol
woke up with my arm completely gashed open...either i fell on aload of glass at some point or someone stabbed me without me realising

[Claymores]

Originally Posted by Karl

hahaha
well shots were 1.50 each and bottles 1 euro each so i was kind of expecting to go crazy lol
woke up with my arm completely gashed open...either i fell on aload of glass at some point or someone stabbed me without me realising

I wanna drink in that bar! Excellent story man!

[Ramsay]

hah thanks yeah its pretty mauldy alright

[Claymores]

Originally Posted by Karl

hah thanks yeah its pretty mauldy alright

Thank F you do not have my mates - they'd have nicked your clothes and effed-off while you were crashed. Try getting home with gashed arm wearing only boxers on a cold night and avoiding the Garda!

[Benjamin]

I was just putting on my socks and couldn't find the other. It was in my hand.

[Claymores]

Originally Posted by ukturtle

I was just putting on my socks and couldn't find the other. It was in my hand.

I'm sure in Bristol you are 1 ahead of most of the population - have you heard their silly accent

[GypsyGoth]

Walked out in from of a car, it's breaks worked thankfully. Also it wasn't my fault, the dumb driver didn't indicate they were turning.

[Benjamin]

Originally Posted by GypsyGoth

Walked out in from of a car, it's breaks worked thankfully. Also it wasn't my fault, the dumb driver didn't indicate they were turning.

I hate that. It scares the crap out of me when that happens.

[Benjamin]

Originally Posted by Claymores

I'm sure in Bristol you are 1 ahead of most of the population - have you heard their silly accent

I their accent.

[Stu]

Originally Posted by Karl

hahaha
well shots were 1.50 each and bottles 1 euro each so i was kind of expecting to go crazy lol
woke up with my arm completely gashed open...either i fell on aload of glass at some point or someone stabbed me without me realising

Fookin hell. Sounds like they are asking for trouble with prices like that on a paddys day.

This place was a warzone. I didn't touch the city center. It was populated with gangs of fourteen and fifteen year olds even up to the day prior by the hundreds conglamorating like bacteria culture in front of all the fast food gaffs necking back naggins of Huzzar and wiping each others blood noses.

[Claymores]

Originally Posted by ukturtle

I their accent.

I admit I do too - when a student many moons ago my flatmate's penfriend came to visit..........Bristolian and she loved my Scottish accent too.........instant bing-bong and we hardly saw my flatmate that week!!!

I'm jealous of U going there as it seems more sussed place now.

[Tom.]

Last week I fell up a step in a nightclub and tipped my drink allover some hot girl in front of me :/

and this morning I put my contacts in the wrong way round and didnt realise till I got home. i thought my eyes were a bit sore

[Claymores]

Originally Posted by Tom.

Last week I fell up a step in a nightclub and tipped my drink allover some hot girl in front of me :/

and this morning I put my contacts in the wrong way round and didnt realise till I got home. i thought my eyes were a bit sore

Down her top? wet t-shirt styleeee?!

[GypsyGoth]

Originally Posted by ukturtle

I hate that. It scares the crap out of me when that happens.

Thanks turtle I learned my lesson.

[Tom.]

Originally Posted by Claymores

Down her top? wet t-shirt styleeee?!

No I made it look like she p*ssed herself. Big wet patch near her lady parts

In the club I was in theres a step or two as you come up off the dancefloor and she was coming onto the floor whilst I was going off... oops

[Claymores]

Originally Posted by GypsyGoth

Thanks turtle I learned my lesson.

As long as you are safe Cloudy - in Germany I always stop at the pavements and look both ways as it is confusing left or right traffic to look for............I even wait until totally clear before crossing even when with locals, as cars do even more stupid things there.