[Z]

My friend told me this story about her friend's cousin, I'm wailing with laughter, I don't know if it's just me but I think it's hilarious:

yo
ok hahah
her mum was telling me that
her cousin has this pet budgie
and her rents took it to the vet
and the vet said it needed an injection but if it had the injection there was a chance it might die on the spot so they researched other ways of doing it and there was the bird expert guy who was like oh use this ointment and the vet rubbed it on the bird and it just died straight away in his hands and the girl was like horrified and the vet started giving the budgie mouth to mouth hahahah and the rents just burst out laughing
but now this girl has a horse! what a trade



maybe I'm still drunk from last night.

[Lee.]

What does rents mean?

[Z]

parents!

HAHAHA there's more:

after the budgie's undignified end
in the car
it was in a shoebox
and as the mum was getting out the car
the shoebox fell
and the budgie fell out and was lying on the pavement
and she was alone and didn’t want to touch it
so she stopped a passerby and asked him to put it back in the box
lawlso
sounds like a comedy sketch

[Lee.]

[Niamh.]

is this some sort of April fool joke?

[Z]

NO that's the best part hahahahahaha!!

[Niamh.]

and who the hells their parents "rents"!?

[Z]

I say 'rents too, I think it might be a generational North-East-of-Scotland thing hahah

[Lee.]

There's something about this story makes me think of the blind kid on Dumb and Dumber who doesn't realise his budgie is dead with his head sellotaped on!

[Lee.]

Originally Posted by Zee

I say 'rents too, I think it might be a generational North-East-of-Scotland thing hahah

I've never heardthat before!

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by happyland

I've never heardthat before!

you're just not down with the kids lee

[Lee.]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

you're just not down with the kids lee

I am now Eve..

Not even going to call my mum "mum" anymore! Just going to say "Yo! 'rent!"

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by happyland

I am now Eve..

Not even going to call my mum "mum" anymore! Just going to say "Yo! 'rent!"

safe ee.