[waterhog]

AS MICHEAL JACKSON SAID - THIS IS IT

to days date is the 18th of October,
its the day theJoe has decided even if i am not sobber.
i did try with ch5, and give them rope,
only to get halfway through, to realize i can't cope.
some may say give them time,
i will respond to the deadwood crime. (this means CBB on before and referring to jedward )
its all over and i no who to thank,
ch5 how could you,a brill show you did skank.
no more rushing home in the summer,
because George Orwell is no longer the drummer.
where did you go wrong, you will want to find,
for entering such brain dead people,in me they did wind.
with no conversation apart from the sex divert,
nearly all of them are 100% pervert.
its very sad but this has to be written,
a channel 5 complaint will not leave BB smitten.
whats happened to the majority,
why is seediness's and sex the only authority.
i want to see nice people that interest,
conversations that play in my mind and don't rest.
views on politics, the world, N-H-S even the war in Iraqi,
these people can not do that,because there only discussion is the sack.
good bye ch5, thank you for big brother destroying,
there's not much on ch5, but 1 more drop in viewing figure's hope you are enjoying.
and i will end with a real twist and in good taste,
please everyone send my poem in to ch5 and complain, just copy and paste.



( I AM SURE EVERYONE IS AWARE THAT THEJOE LIVES FOR BIG BROTHER AND IT IS MY LIFE AND I LOVE PUTTING POEMS TOGTHER ON IT. WE GREAT SADNESS I AM NOW CALLING IT A DAY WITH THE SHOW I USED TO LOVE. I CAN NOT WATCH IT NO MORE AND I HAVE COMPLAINED TO CHANNEL 5 WITH MY POEM. THE GOOD NEWS IS YOU WONT HAVE TO READ ANY MORE OF MY BIGBROTHER POEMS.)


IF ANYONE DOSE ALSO FEEL THE SAME ABOUT BIGBROTHER I GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO COPY AND PASTE MY POEM TO CHANNEL 5 COMPLAINING ABOUT ONE OF THERE SHOWS. THEJOE IS VERY SAD AND I AM OFF TO HAVE A CRY AND A EARLY NIGHT. I HOPE OTHERS DONT FEEL AS I DO ABOUT BIGBROTHER AS I AM SURE THEY WILL BE NOT IN A GOOD PLACE EITHER. BYEBYE EVERYONE THEJOE IS SIGNING OUT OF BB FOR THE LAST TIME <

[chocolatequirk]

Wow...I think you need to see a therapist....or just need a slap...come on man it's not all bad!!!
Your going on like somebodys died!!

[waterhog]

yes they have died < bb has died < it used be such a great show < ok it has picked up a bit tonight with the wannabe gangster and mr mussel being in a seperate room but they are going to have to up there game a hell of a lot if they want to keep big brother at the top because right now its of the radar.

[Harry!]

I sent this to Channel 5 - no reply.

[waterhog]

thanks harry < i email ch5 with my poems first because its all about there show on there channel - out of respect for them < and i show allot of interet in BB by putting every little detail in my poems and can you belive it < they have never thanksed me for it < so ch5 can go and do one and take crappy BB with them < good bye everyone <

[spitfire]

Originally Posted by madJOE

and can you belive it < they have never thanksed me for it

I imagine they have you set as 'Junk mail'.

[Callum]

Originally Posted by madJOE

thanks harry < i email ch5 with my poems first because its all about there show on there channel - out of respect for them < and i show allot of interet in BB by putting every little detail in my poems and can you belive it < they have never thanksed me for it < so ch5 can go and do one and take crappy BB with them < good bye everyone <

[waterhog]

spitfire you are wrong < they have a very important file that is all theJoe's in the BBC fileing system and i am very well known there < so put that in your pipe and smoke it.

do you want more proof < well you can email the BBC and ask them.

just ask them do they have a file called THE NUTTER FILE ? and they will reply with a yes < and that is all mine < now do you see how important i am ? i have my own file at the bbc < i have even worked out with my poetry brain what the nutter file stands for - here it is <

The Joe is known for his alful rimes,
He thinks they are good,but really they are terrible crimes.
Everyone at the BBC is aware,
Nbecause when they get my email, they have to destroy with care.
Useless person to have ever walked this land,
Thats how i am known and my spelling is grand.
The joe is on me as the BBC do chuckle,
Even if the humilation will make me buckle.
Replying always and they have got a friend for life,
For theJoe has asked the BBC to be my wife.
Inside i went as they said to stay at her majestys pleasure,
List who would give you this accomidation that is of high measure.
Everyone please be aware theJoe is a strange bloke,
i mean why have pepsi when you can have coke.