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Old 23-10-2011, 07:33 AM #1
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Absolutely cracks me up-

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The python I am performing with later has just tried to swallow the sloth like one from Rhythmix.
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Stress can kill me, if you don't vote for me, you are basically trying to murder me!! #Xfactor
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I'm singing 'Oh so quiet' apparently it's how they anticipate the voting lines being #Xfactor
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I'm doing a survey this morning, if you like cats then text KITTY to 88333. This is legitimate research and nothing to do with the X Factor!
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To knock me out of the show text KITTY to 88333 (5-10 times to be sure)
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Competition time. 5 letter word meaning 'a fund of money for communal use'. Text your answer to 88333
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Competition time. 5 letter word for 'a child's name for a kitten or cat'. Text your answer to 88333
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Jonathan Ross has forgotten his daughter's name. He knows that it's Betty something. If you know what it is, text him on 88333 to tell him
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I've just spoken to Justin Bieber, he wants his fans to text the word KITTY to 88333 to prove their love for him
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Thank you so much for your votes, the goldfish lives for another week x
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Received a sweet gift in the post from someone called 'Die Bitch!'. Nice gesture but unfortunately the rat appears to have died en route.
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Hi @Cher, I'm a big deal in the UK and soon to be a big deal in the US too. I need a backing singer on my world tour, Interested?
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Hi @TheRealXtina, are you willing to audition to become an official Kitty Brokenail impersonator? Need it sorted b4 I hit the big time.
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I've just beat Marcus Collins and Craig Colton at arm wrestling. Might not be so lucky with Sami Brookes
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Hey @LadyGaga, do you want to sing a duet with me in the final of X Factor? Hope you don't mind playing second fiddle to a true star.
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Janet Devlin going to get the sympathy vote after her grandad died. I'm trying to find a relative willing to make the ultimate sacrifice too
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Frankie Cockooza is funny too

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This week has been all about charity. Yes, I ****ed the ugly one from Rhythmix. Very charitable of me.
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Old 23-10-2011, 11:27 AM #3
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Nobody beats Katie Weasel in her prime...

Some amusing tweets though.
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Nobody beats Katie Weasel in her prime...

Some amusing tweets though.
She's still amazing! I love her

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My voice might not be perfect but I've got a very talented tongue...just ask Janet!!
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There is a Sami shaped hole in the mansion this morning. Either that or that's where they're putting the swimming pool.



Dear of her!
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There is a Sami shaped hole in the mansion this morning. Either that or that's where they're putting the swimming pool.



Dear of her!
that one's brilliant! ^

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Have woken up this morning with a massive weight off my shoulders. Yes, now Sami is gone, I no longer have to give her piggybacks
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Hey @kylieminogue, call 09016161607 now or I might be forced to tell people that we share a botox doctor
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[Sami's going to regret leaving her phone lying around. I managed to call my voting number 83 times before she realised it was missing
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[If your parents won't let you call 09016161607, they don't love you FACT! #XFactor #teamkitkat
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I have a call centre in India calling night and day!! RT @PerrieEdwardsx: @KittyBrokenail 09016161607 have you called it yet? #XFactor
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.@BrunoMars honey, you will need to call 09016161607 so that security will know to let you in for the show #XFactor #teamkitkat
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Hey @FrankieCocozza apparently your STD test results are through, call 09016161607 to get them! X #teamkitkat #XFactor
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.@janetjealousy sweety Frankie said you should call him on 09016161607 apparently he reeeeally like you :-) xx #XFactor #teamkitkat

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KellyPoundland :

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I've just hidden Tulisa's tracksuit. Girl is pissed!
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I was gonna steal Tulisa's loyalty card for JD Sports but thought that might be going too far.
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PUT IT DOWN... if you pick up the phone to vote for Kitty. RT "@cillfly: @KellyPoundland any words of wisdom for the voting public?"
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Was walking down the street when this girl called Sophie Habieber or something came up to me. I was like "Am I sposed to know who y'all are"
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If you believe that Justin Bieber did NOT father that baby, then text the word 'Kitty' to 88333
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To vote for Marcus, text 'Kitty' to 88333
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Frankie said he did 6 lines during his time on the X Factor, that's more than Wagner managed to sing last year!
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Dramatic news: Little Mix replaces one of it's members....

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Amelia is grateful to be back in the competition. I was grateful to be back in Amelia #xtrafactor
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Who the **** were those girls that just performed? Whoever they were they got confetti in my weave. Mama is pissed.
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Lady Gaga was planning on singing 'Marry the night on tonight's X factor.. Until I decided I wanted to sing that one.. I made her change
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I love Misha B's one

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We've been asked to donate anything that we don't need anymore to be burnt on the bonfire later. I've given them Kitty's clothes.
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Just helping Janet practice bobbing for apples for tonight's Bonfire party at @XFactorMansion. So far I've ducked her head under 670 times.
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Janet is now bald.. And i have a lovely new ginger weave.. She kindly agreed to donate her hair..after I'd pulled it all out
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For some reason these bitches from Rhythmix are refusing to carry me around the studio on their backs. They need to be punished.
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That awkward moment when Lady Gaga met @LittleMixx and asked "can I pet your sloth"
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KatieWeasel is better.

KellyPoundland is great too.
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