[Kate!]

Welcome to the Judging thread for the latest Bachelorette Challenge.

The Interrogation!

The 4 remaining contestants are Randy, Zac, Pixter and Horatio. They have been set 12 questions to answer which will then be marked by our Panel of Judges (Mollie/Niamh/Coldwinter63 and Lee)

Quick plea. If any Judge is not online this afternoon, I may need someone to step in and do some marking, so if you are up for that, let me know and you can be on standby...thanks.

Here are the answers each of our 4 gave to the questions.

Randys' Answers

Spoiler:

- Who would you say you aspire to be in life, and why?
I have no aspirations other than to be a better man and someone more intimately connected to Mollie.

- Where do you see yourself in 5 years time?
I hope to finish the design for my patented Austrian Wii Tobogganing and to have made a nice little profit off of it. With the earnings, I endeavour to jet around the world with Mollie and see some of life's natural beauties with my very own.

- What would be your dream/ideal job?
Being the bassist for Prince, because I Wanna Be Your Lover

- If Mollie chose you and things developed further between you two, how would you propose to her when the time came?
I would put a gummy ring in the christmas pudding and propose to you on Boxing Day. I got the idea from this top geezer called Joe.

- Where would you take Mollie on holiday?
Egypt. We could explore the tombs and catacombs together and laugh at how the hieroglyphs look like crude pornography. In the evenings we'd watch the sun set and dine outside, on vegetarian cuisine of course. And on the last day we'd find out that Pyramid* wasn't actually a Giza but a Ghal. That's just one of the many laughs Randy can provide you.

- It's Mollie's birthday, what do you buy her and why?
Some furry boots for Piddles so he doesn't get cold in the winter, a large bouquet of flowers, a cardboard cut-out of Sian Welby and this t-shirt:


- What one thing would you change about yourself, if you could?
I would be a better dancer so I could tag along to the Pendulum and Naked and Famous concerts with Mollie.

- What would you do if your best friend and your chosen partner didn't get on?
I would try to make peace between them. I am not going to lie and say I'd ditch my best friends for Mollie, but since it seems unlikely they'd find any fault with her, I'd try my utmost to make things right.

- What song best sums you up, and why?
"Ain't no Mountain High Enough" - since I hail from the Alps and none of those mountains can keep me from you

- If you could choose a period in History to be born in, which would it be?
And ditch the chance to be on the Bachelorette with Mollie? As if.

- If you were to set up your own Business, what would you do?
I've already said that I'm planning to release a video game on the Nintendo Wii, so I'd like to continue that, giving Mollie first glimpses and much fun along the way.

- Why are you a better choice for the Bachelorette than the other 3 remaining contestants?
Pixter revealed at the end of his plans for the romantic night in that he wished to phone his friends around to "smell his fingers". Mollie is far too precious to me to be mocked and used for such vulgar exploitation. Horatio has said that he thinks Ryan Gosling is hot and whilst Randy is very tolerant and cosmopolitan and all that, I think you'd be in trouble of being a 'beard' with him. As for Zac... the man served you a curry that looked like it had meat in it. He clearly doesn't know you at all.

Zacs' Answers

Spoiler:

- Who would you say you aspire to be in life, and why?

Just a guy who can create something that will last forever, I just want to do something amazing and awesome - something that will change the world.

- Where do you see yourself in 5 years time?

Probably living a luxury life, travelling to great places and partying. I hope in 5 years, everything is different and cool.

- What would be your dream/ideal job?

I want to be in a band. And making real music, the kind of music that great people want to listen to. What's the point in doing a silly job just for money? You've gotta ******ing love what you're doing.

- If Mollie chose you and things developed further between you two, how would you propose to her when the time came?

I'd probably take her on holiday to some sort of Island, take her out for a romantic day - then that night after Dinner, we would hit the beach by ourselves and I'd propose to her at exactly 10:56PM.

- Where would you take Mollie on holiday?

No idea, I'd probably draw up a list with a few countries. You know really hot places, somewhere like the Bahamas. But yes I'd let Mollie chose from a list.


- It's Mollie's birthday, what do you buy her and why?

4 Tickets to a Pixie Lott concert for her and her friends, and when she returns from the concert I shall be waiting with an awesome necklace.

- What one thing would you change about yourself, if you could?

I tend to put others before myself, which I guess can be a good thing - but sometimes that backfires and I end up getting hurt.

- What would you do if your best friend and your chosen partner didn't get on?

That's simple. I'd go to the pub with my buddy on Thursday nights and have a few rounds, game of pool - and then spend other nights with Mollie.

- What song best sums you up, and why?

Youtube video

This excellent song is relevant to me because I am who I am, and I don't care what people think - and I try my best to not listen to people's criticism of me. Being unique is a good thing.

- If you could choose a period in History to be born in, which would it be?

The 70's. Simply because I'd grow up through the 80s as a teenager, and I'm sorry but that would be a dream come true.
The TV Shows, the lifestyles and most importantly the music of that era? Amazing.

- If you were to set up your own Business, what would you do?

I'd just set up my own Television Company. So that I could produce any show I'd like, this would probably bring in a great income for myself and Mollie as well.

- Why are you a better choice for the Bachelorette than the other 3 remaining contestants?

I'm a lot better than the other 3 contestants because:

1. Every week it seems a few contestants simply take the piss or mock Mollie - and then they get sent through to the next round. Whereas I spend time on my answers.

2. I have a lot in common with Mollie.

3. I know how to treat a girl. Yes.

Pixters' Answers

Spoiler:

- Who would you say you aspire to be in life, and why?

I think we all have short and long term aspirations. In the short term, I would aspire to be someone like Mollie, Niamh, Lee, or Coldwinter63, because they are all awesome and possibly the best judges and contestant, that TIBB has ever seen.

In the long term, I don’t aspire to be like anyone rich or famous, I just aspire to be the best person that I can be. My dad is probably the best person that I can be – He has a successful business, a family that he adores and that adores him back, he’s the kindest, most hard working person I’ve ever known. He has set the bar so high, that just to be considered similar to him would be a real achievement. When we meet up, we’ll go for a long walk to catch up on things, and he never judges my actions, he only asks two questions: What have I learned, and am I happy?

- Where do you see yourself in 5 years time?

After Mollie has chosen me, we’ll be the toast of the showbiz world. We’ll be the most sought after public couple since Fred and Rose West, attending premiers, appearing on Lorraine Kelly (her show, not just her generally), and we’ll have the best table at the Ivy on permanent standby.

Unfortunately, this will last about 2 months, and then I’ll see the front page spread of the Daily Star with the headline “Mollie has been Cocozza’d”, with a picture of them cosying up in China Whites.

This will obviously break my heart, and will see me spiral down into a deep depression. I’ll find myself sleeping with Z-listers, snorting cocaine off the hairy arses of £20 hookers, and develop a drug addiction that the whole country of Columbia would struggle to provide for. I’ll reach the very bottom, before I find God, fight my demons, and return to the public eye with a harrowing story to provide a warning of the dangers of reality TV, which I talk about with Piers Morgan on Sunday night.

Eventually, channel 5 will offer me a £5k and pack of Jaffa cakes to go into the BB house, which I’ll snap their hands off to pay some of my outstanding police fines.

Inside the house, I’ll form an alliance with Alex Reids ex, and BB veteran, Chantelle.

- What would be your dream/ideal job?

I’d like to work with animals, so I’d like to be an advocate for animal rights, and have the chance to convince the whole world to turn to vegetarianism/veganism. After I’ve convinced all humans, I’d then like to move on to other animals. Nothing would give me greater pleasure than being able to turn lions into berry eaters.

Either that, or the person who gets to wash Pixie Lotts underwear. I’m flexible.

- If Mollie chose you and things developed further between you two, how would you propose to her when the time came?

I’d take her away to an exotic location, and then I’d write the words on my chest and stomach in sunscreen, so as my tan/sunburn develops, so does my message.

- Where would you take Mollie on holiday?

Anywhere that Mollie and I go together would feel like a holiday, but we’d catch a first class flight to the states, hire a convertible and do a tour, stopping in loads of little towns to meet the locals and get up to mischievous adventures along the way. Some nights we’d sleep under the stars listening to crickets, others I’d wine and dine her in the top hotels. The world has some great places, and it’s better to find your own, rather than being told where to go my brochures.


- It's Mollie's birthday, what do you buy her and why?

Mollie seems like the kind of girl that wouldn’t be impressed with meaningless expensive gestures, for the sake of it, so I’d buy hundreds of little presents, and turn the whole day into a treasure hunt with clues, with the last clue leading her into a candle lit path leading to me, sat on a blanket with a picnic, waiting with Pixie Lott to come and give us a personal performance.

- What one thing would you change about yourself, if you could?

The only thing I’d change about myself I could, would be my lack of a Mollie, which is why I’m here to try and rectify this. I have a great life, with great friends and family, but this Mollie shaped gap just can’t be filled by anything or anyone else.

- What would you do if your best friend and your chosen partner didn't get on?

Well obviously these are both important people in my life, so the first thing that I’d have to do would be to talk them both individually to find out what the actual issues are in the first place. If it’s based on hearsay or gossip, then that would be easy to rectify. However, if it’s just a personality clash, then I’d probably get them both together and talk it all through. I’d explain that if they both loved me as much as I love them, then they’d find a way to be civil to each other, so that they don’t try and force me in to a situation where I have to decide, because then we’d all lose out.

- What song best sums you up, and why?

Fix you – Coldplay. I could have chosen a Pixie Lott number here, but this is one of the most beautifully pure songs of all time. A song about standing with the person that you love, and giving everything you can to make them happy. It’s what life is about, and it’s what this process is about.

- If you could choose a period in History to be born in, which would it be?

I’d like to take Mollie back to the middle ages, to a time when kings were kings, and queens were queens (no offence Scott). Of course, I’d treat Mollie as a queen in any era, but only her actually being a queen would do her justice. To have her decree the laws of the kingdom would have made the middle ages a lot brighter and less violent for all of us. And to serve and die for Queen Mollie of TIBB, would be the ultimate honour.

- If you were to set up your own Business, what would you do?

It would be a business with the aim of providing education to 3rd world countries, to empower people to have the knowledge and education to be able to find real world solutions to their problems, with a focus on sustainability and renewable energy.

- Why are you a better choice for the Bachelorette than the other 3 remaining contestants?

The people have spoken; I have more votes across the tasks than any other contestant, including winning the last 2 tasks by a large margin. Even Mollie, upon seeing my name said I was an "early contender." I haven’t picked my tasks to do well at, I haven’t tried harder in some tasks rather than others. I’ve put everything into every task, just to prove my adoration to the ultimate prize at the end of this show. I want someone to like me for a very short time, till we realise that all the exotic dates we’ve been on, have probably given us a false impression of how much we like each other, before we turn it into a public slanging match. I’ve earned the right to a place in the final. The question shouldn’t be, “why am I a better choice?” The question should be “why should we keep you two apart now? Why not just ditch the other contestants at this stage?”

Horatios' Answers

Spoiler:

- Who would you say you aspire to be in life, and why?

I would aspire to be Ryan Gosling, he's stunning, and charming and his penis is apparently bigger than mine (not sure how that is possible though).

- Where do you see yourself in 5 years time?

I see me still being with Miss Mollie after this competition ends, we're destined to be one and in five years I think I will still be smitten by the beauty.

- What would be your dream/ideal job?

Well, I love being a Doctor, it's my life, it is my ideal job, I worked hard to get where I am today.

- If Mollie chose you and things developed further between you two, how would you propose to her when the time came?

MARRIAGE? HA, NO ****ING CHANCE, She'd be the one proposing, I got declined last time I said it to the girl I loved

- Where would you take Mollie on holiday?

Disneyland, Florida. I want to get all different kinds of wet with Mollie on the log-flume.

- It's Mollie's birthday, what do you buy her and why?

Diamond Necklace, because she's a diamond and she's not cheap and nasty <3. (LIKE THE SLUT WHO TURNED ME DOWN)

- What one thing would you change about yourself, if you could?

Nothing, I'm perfect xxxxxxxx

- What would you do if your best friend and your chosen partner didn't get on?

I can make new best friends, but I can only have one Miss Mollie.

- What song best sums you up, and why?

Wild Beasts- All The Kings Men.

(Because I'm a King)

- If you could choose a period in History to be born in, which would it be?

Tudors were quite ghetto and fabulous weren't they?

- If you were to set up your own Business, what would you do?

I'd like to set up my own toy-store, I want children, so I'd make sure they'd be well spoilt and pampered (but not to the point where I can't say no) hate little ****s like that, repulse me. (YEAH, I'M LOOKING AT YOU STEFAN, YOU'RE ADOPTED, MY SISTER DOESN'T LOVE YOU)

- Why are you a better choice for the Bachelorette than the other 3 remaining contestants?

Because I'm not a *******

Ok Judges, there are all the response for your consideration. Could you please award your scores for each contestant, marking each separate answer out of 5.

Format....

Name of Contestant

1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12

Total Score (out of 60) Do this for each of the 4 contestants.

Comments: Please feel free to include any comments after each set of scores if you want to.

Please post your scores in this thread when you are ready. Thank you.

[Kate!]

Apart from Mollie, who has done her scoring, are any of my Judges actually online (and not showing on the list) to post their scores please? If not, I will need to find substitutes to keep to my time schedule.

[Maia]

Here's my scores for the thread

Randy

Spoiler:

1 - 4/5
2 - 4/5
3 - 4/5
4 - 4/5
5 - 4/5
6 - 5/5
7 - 5/5
8 - 5/5
9 - 4/5
10 - 5/5
11 - 4/5
12 - 5/5

Randy knows me very well and his answers were amazing. He's the type of guy that would sweep me off my feet if I chose him. And I like the sound of his Austrian Wii Tobogganing.

Total Score: 53/60

Zac

Spoiler:

1 - 4/5
2 - 4/5
3 - 5/5
4 - 4/5
5 - 4/5
6 - 5/5
7 - 4/5
8 - 4/5
9 - 4/5
10 - 4/5
11 - 4/5
12 - 4/5

I like Zac, he's very laidback and cool and his style is awesome. Overall he's very down to earth and that's what I like about him.

Total Score: 50/60

Pixter

Spoiler:

1 - 4/5
2 - 3/5
3 - 5/5
4 - 4/5
5 - 4/5
6 - 5/5
7 - 5/5
8 - 5/5
9 - 5/5
10 - 5/5
11 - 4/5
12 - 4/5

Pixter is a very charming guy, there's also an air of je ne sais quoi about him. I was exceptionally impressed at his answer to what his ideal job would be, as being all for animal rights myself I'm totally with him on that one.

Total Score: 53/60

Horatio

Spoiler:

1 - 3/5
2 - 4/5
3 - 4/5
4 - 2/5
5 - 4/5
6 - 5/5
7 - 3/5
8 - 5/5
9 - 5/5
10 - 3/5
11 - 5/5
12 - 4/5

Horatio is definitely one of the more outgoing of the remaining contestants. I feel sorry for him about how he was declined the last time he proposed, but at the same time I think if I was to pick him I'd need to know he trusted me enough to know that I wouldn't turn him down if we were really right for eachother. He's really fabulous and exciting though and I think there'd never be a dull moment if I picked him.

Total Score: 47/60

[Kate!]

thanks Mollie

[Kate!]

Well this is great. Only Mollie's scores so far. I'll see if Niamh/Lee come on line later to do theirs, in the meantime I would like a replacement Judge for Coldwinter, who came online, got a reminder pm from me, spent a while viewing the thread and then logged off fgs.

Anyone wants to vote, let me know.

[Shaun]

This was only posted less than 3hrs ago, Kate

[Kate!]

Originally Posted by Shaun

This was only posted less than 3hrs ago, Kate

I know, sorry I'm just an impatient biatch

[Niamh.]

Sorry Kate, only back online now, am I too late

[Kate!]

No, you're not Niamh. It was just me being impatient n stressing. Sorry.

Whenever you are ready to post your scores is fine. Thanks.

[Kate!]

No, you're not Niamh. It was just me being impatient n stressing. Sorry.

Whenever you are ready to post your scores is fine. Thanks.

[Niamh.]

Randy

Spoiler:

1 - 3
2 - 5
3 - 3
4 - 5 lol
5 - 4
6 - 3
7 - 3
8 - 5
9 - 4
10 - 3
11 - 3
12 - 5

Total - 46

Zac

Spoiler:

1 - 2
2 - 2
3 - 4
4 - 3
5 - 3
6 - 3
7 - 4
8 - 3
9 - 4
10 - 4
11 - 4
12 - 4

Total - 40

Pixter

Spoiler:

1 - 5 (Flattery will get you everywhere)
2 - 4
3 - 5
4 - 4
5 - 5
6 - 5
7 - 4
8 - 5
9 - 4
10 - 5
11 - 4
12 - 4

Total - 54

Horatio

Spoiler:

1 - 4
2 - 3
3 - 2
4 - 2
5 - 3
6 - 3
7 - 2
8 - 1
9 - 2
10 - 4
11 - 2
12 - 1

Total - 29

[Black Dagger]

Suzy Layton: WHO DIS BITCH THINKING SHE IZ COMING BACK AND RANKING HOR GATES LOW and why wasn't I asked, I was the star of the bachelor.

[Kate!]

Take a chill pill Suzy .... Lol.

You weren't asked to judge because you were in the cells after bring arrested for bitch slapping a sales assistant in a shoe shop because she said you had fat ankles

Originally Posted by *Kate*

Take a chill pill Suzy .... Lol.

You weren't asked to judge because you were in the cells after bring arrested for bitch slapping a sales assistant in a shoe shop because she said you had fat ankles

The fat ankles thing is true, by the way

[Kate!]

Thanks Niamh

Combined Scores so far

Randy 99
Horatio 76
Pixter 107
Zac 90

Waiting on scores from 2 more judges. Wasn't a set time for this so can't say when it will be.

[Black Dagger]

Originally Posted by Jesus.H.Christ

The fat ankles thing is true, by the way

My associate resents that comment

[Kate!]

You two ....

[Smithy]

-reads and ranks-

[Kate!]

We have 2 new Judges stepping in for Coldwinter and Lee.

It's Smithy and GypsyGoth.

Thanks you two. Post when you are ready.

[GypsyGoth]

Randy

Spoiler:

1 - 4/5
2 - 3/5
3 - 4/5
4 - 3/5
5 - 5/5
6 - 5/5
7 - 4/5
8 - 5/5
9 - 5/5
10 - 5/5
11 - 3/5
12 - 4/5
Total Score: 50/60

Zac

Spoiler:

1 - 3/5
2 - 4/5
3 - 5/5
4 - 5/5
5 - 5/5
6 - 3/5
7 - 4/5
8 - 5/5
9 - 4/5
10 - 3/5
11 - 4/5
12 - 5/5
Total Score: 50/60

Pixter

Spoiler:

1 - 5/5
2 - 3/5
3 - 4/5
4 - 5/5
5 - 4/5
6 - 4/5
7 - 5/5
8 - 4/5
9 - 3/5
10 - 5/5
11 - 4/5
12 - 5/5
Total Score: 51/60

Horatio

Spoiler:

1 - 4/5
2 - 4/5
3 - 5/5
4 - 3/5
5 - 4/5
6 - 5/5
7 - 4/5
8 - 4/5
9 - 5/5
10 - 4/5
11 - 5/5
12 - 5/5
Total Score: 52/60

[Smithy]

Randy

Spoiler:

1 - 4
2 - 3
3 - 3
4 - 1
5 - 3
6 - 2
7 - 3
8 - 3
9 - 4
10 - 4
11 - 3
12 - 2 throwing shade isn't the best way to go about it
Total: 35

Zac

Spoiler:

1 - 4
2 - 2
3 - 4
4 - 3
5 - 2
6 - 3
7 - 2 so you want to be selfish a little more often?
8 - 3
9 - 2 cheeeeeze
10 - 3
11 - 2
12 - 4
Total: 34

Pixter

Spoiler:

1 - 4 -but is offended by the first bit-
2 - 2 you have high hopes
3 - 4
4 - 2 You'd risking melanoma for her is cute, but stupid
5 - 5
6 - 4
7 - 3
8 - 3
9 - 5
10 - 3
11 - 2 that'd be a better charity
12 - 4
Total:41

Horatio

Spoiler:

1 - 2
2 - 4
3 - 4
4 - 2
5 - 1
6 - 2
7 - 2
8 - 4
9 - 3
10 - 3
11 - 4
12 - 3

Gurl you got issues

Total:34

Might need to double check my maths, I did them real quick

[Black Dagger]

Hor is so misunderstood

[Kate!]

Hor got top scores from Claudia.

Gives up trying to keep these contestants anonymous

[Kate!]

Final Scores Overall

In 4th place - Horatio
In 3rd place - Zac
In 2nd place - Randy
And in 1st place and winning a free pass to the final is ..... Pixter.

Congrats Pixter. Horatio, Zac and Randy.... The Semi Final Task shall be posted tomorrow and two of you will fall at the final hurdle, leaving 2 for the Final.

[Kate!]

Thanks again to all 4 judges.