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Old 23-04-2012, 01:24 AM #1
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What would do if you heard a noise in the middle of the night and you looked out your window and there was a strange man standing in your garden waving at you?
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I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing though that she makes people go to that extreme.
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I remember waking up on a Saturday morning to see the window cleaner casually cleaning my window when he could clearly see me in the bed underneath it when I was about 12. I was convinced he was a perv. lol. I **** myself and I've always closed the curtains since.
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I remember waking up on a Saturday morning to see the window cleaner casually cleaning my window when he could clearly see me in the bed underneath it when I was about 12. I was convinced he was a perv. lol. I **** myself and I've always closed the curtains since.
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I remember waking up on a Saturday morning to see the window cleaner casually cleaning my window when he could clearly see me in the bed underneath it when I was about 12. I was convinced he was a perv. lol. I **** myself and I've always closed the curtains since.
Hey that was the greatest day of my life.
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Put the kettle on, and say, hey Scott, finally we meet.

I have an embarrassing window cleaner story too
- was about 13, mum and dad were out, I had my music on loud in the bedroom, had tied a scarf round my head and was dancing to Wham. I turned round and the window cleaner was laughing his head off. Oh the shame ...
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Put the kettle on, and say, hey Scott, finally we meet.

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- was about 13, mum and dad were out, I had my music on loud in the bedroom, had tied a scarf round my head and was dancing to Wham. I turned round and the window cleaner was laughing his head off. Oh the shame ...
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What would do if you heard a noise in the middle of the night and you looked out your window and there was a strange man standing in your garden waving at you?
Depends what he looked likeIF he was mysteriously handsome,I'de be intrigued if however he was a munter I would throw the contents of the pee pot over him,lol.
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