[waterhog]

day 1 - briefing - poemstyle 05.01.13

you have had my intro,
now we are into the nitty gritty,
while the house watched on the screen,
the "basement" was told about the food pity.
most were getting to no each other,
i don't think yet any want absconding,
Lacey is overwhelmed,
declared her love for "Franky" and is bonding.
Rhylan was stirring,
not a great start with "Spencer",
while "Razor" gave "Franky" and Rhlylan" a kiss,
this move was planned from Mensa.
the basement was relaxed,
they are free to go in the garden,
Spencer and Hedi made a sarcastic dig,
and there rudeness to "Franky" gets no pardon.
next was a flirt,
is love on the card,
Sam and Lacey both made me crack,
when the discovery of the name "BangHard".
Spencer and Hedi were talking,
a new style diary room,
they already want "tea and crumpet",
the understanding of "English" is on a boom.
a bit of bad feeling,
they feel Rhylan and Franky should have taken a hit,
and for crossing Spencer,
he is fuming and full of spit.
they were reading the manual,
how to clean a shower,
while Rhlan showed his love for Claire,
in admitting "H" was his idle flower.
now a classic,
and proof "Franky" is a joke,
when all picking beds,
he said the "double" is for the "poke".
the slop arrived,
down the shoot was a sad "rain",
while upstairs in the nice room,
they relaxed over champaigne.
Rhylan made a assumption,
this is the sex and drink whole,
while Claire Lacey and Hedi had fears,
evictions are a fear in the sole.
a bit of brain power,
in the D-R Neil was off loading,
he feels Hedi and Spencer are game players,
as for "sleeping" the slum won't have him exploding.
the bedroom opened,
all happy and bed picking,
while "Razor" had a interesting chat,
when boogies get sticking.
Claire and Lacey think "allot of food",
but will last the supply,
Rhylan is happy with all,
apart from the Hedi and Spencer and wants to say good bye.
was Paula ill,
or was it a game stunt,
she has gone up stairs to luxury,
is this genius or front.
live to the house,
all given a pen and board,
and what "Franky" did next,
must get a shinning award.
going against "Razor",
as he did get most support,
Franky choose "hedi and spencer"
he had a plan for his deport.
this is no place for a lady,
this point i respect,
but saying its going to kick off,
a mass game player in "Franky" i detect.
that was day 1,
forget "Gangnang" style,
next time you want a CBB update,
don't opt for poem style.


(thats what i thought of the 1st day in CBB. have i missed anything ?)