[waterhog]

Charlie and Hazels chat - and a little Daley input 29.07.13

no i don't ear wig,
lady's chat does not arouse,
i will now drop a dig,
because Dexter is not the type for Charlies blouse.
Hazel you got it wrong,
it has put Charlie in limbo,
Dexter is just chasing the thong,
plenty more before crimbo.
is Hazel a player,
could this be a "worm" seeding,
she is very cunning under that layer,
i hope my advice viewers are heeding.
will Hazel crumble,
is her nut going to have cracking,
just like the " Daley" stumble,
this lady better prepare for hate that's up backing.

[SurfersCreed]

Hazel is a QUEEN but he called her a "slut"!
He grabbed her by the THROAT and he threatened to "nut"!

He said, "when I get mad, I get real scary"!
But now he's out the House, he better get real weary!

Cuz I'm gonna punch Daley in the throat, that lout!
Stamp on his head till his brains come out!

Crush his testicles in an iron vice!
Gouge out his eyes so he screams real nice!

Gonna break his bones and burn his skin!
Slice off his penis and chuck it in the bin!

His soul will beg and his body will twitch!
But I'll torture him sumore cuz he's a little bitch!

Just KiDdInG!
I like Daley actually.

[Toy Soldier]

Originally Posted by SurfersCreed

Hazel is a QUEEN but he called her a "slut"!
He grabbed her by the THROAT and he threatened to "nut"!

He said, "when I get mad, I get real scary"!
But now he's out the House, he better get real weary!

Cuz I'm gonna punch Daley in the throat, that lout!
Stamp on his head till his brains come out!

Crush his testicles in an iron vice!
Gouge out his eyes so he screams real nice!

Gonna break his bones and burn his skin!
Slice off his penis and chuck it in the bin!

His soul will beg and his body will twitch!
But I'll torture him sumore cuz he's a little bitch!

Just KiDdInG!
I like Daley actually.

... .... .... Jesus......

[waterhog]

pure class that poem - wish i could do one that good.