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Old 16-12-2013, 10:38 PM #26
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My magical watch says your not wearing any underwear, it must be an hour fast
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SHOW ME YOUR NEW OUTFIT! (I heard women are more likely to have sex with you if you shout that than "SHOW ME YOUR TITS!")
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*licks finger and wipes mockinator's shirt*

Hey now. Let's get you out of those wet clothes.

Edit: ******* sake it's already been done. I'm off to bang my head against a brick wall.

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