[*mazedsalv**]

It all kicked off as the housemates were getting ready for bed, and Jasmine declared to Sam Faiers – to whom she’s handcuffed – that she wanted a cigarette…
Sam told her, “No! We’re going to bed!”

But Jasmine wasn’t having any of it and proceeded loudly and annoyingly to drag herself and Sam across the floor.

Watching on sadly was Lionel and his handcuff partner, Made in Chelsea star Ollie Locke.

Lionel, looking like he’d just sniffed six day old mackerel, told Ollie, “I don’t like her being like that.

“I’ve got a daughter, and she’d never behave like that. That is awful.”

However, Ollie had the answer to Jasmine’s behavioural issues, knowingly informing Lionel, “She was brought up in Vegas…”

He added, “That’s a very different world.”

And though Lionel nodded sagely and resignedly, he added, “[She said] ‘I’m an actress, I’ve done movies…’

“What a load of boll***s!”

While Jasmine writhed around on the floor, either pretending to be or actually being drunk, disapproving Lionel told Ollie, “I’m so glad to be in here with nice people like you, him [nodding to Blue’s Lee Ryan] and Sam…

“It’s wonderful, but that is upsetting me.”

Looking like a sad eyed beagle, Lionel watched on, hopelessly dejected as – the admittedly incredibly irritating – Jasmine tried to bite Lee’s leg as Sam told him, “She tried to bite me a minute ago.”

After Lee and Sam managed to cart Jasmine out of the bedroom, Lionel told Ollie, “It would be nice if someone like Linda [Nolan] said to her, ‘Look darling, you’re a lovely girl but…”

He concluded, “Somebody’s got to tell her.”


Seriously.
I really dislike when someone say this. People are different. Not everyone has to be sensible and not everyone can be mad. That's what s good with the world... diversity.

Also, his daughter? Of course she wouldn't, she would be much older than Jasmine, no?

[joe199998293]

Youtube video

[chuff me dizzy]

Lionels no fool .she got on my wick in her vt before she even went in ,this is what you get when you hire z listers

[chuff me dizzy]

Originally Posted by joe199998293

Youtube video

If this is an actress i will show my ass in Woolies window ,worst fake drunk Ive ever seen in BB and weve seen a few over the years

[MrWong]

The whinging hag's only been in the house a few hours and he's already moaning and criticizing .

[Scream]

The handcuffs are making Lionel restless

[LaLaLand]

Lionel's starting, he's horrible. Remember him on "The Farm"? Absolutely hateful, brilliant viewing.

[Bojangles]

Originally Posted by chuff me dizzy

If this is an actress i will show my ass in Woolies window ,worst fake drunk Ive ever seen in BB and weve seen a few over the years

I agree Chuff.

[anne666]

Originally Posted by chuff me dizzy

Lionels no fool .she got on my wick in her vt before she even went in ,this is what you get when you hire z listers

She did seem to be a particularly bad pain in the butt.

[badgerbam]

[DigitalSid]

To be fair, being young is not about acting like a moron, much as this generation likes to think it so.

[arista]

“What a load of boll***s!”

Yes keep it up Pops

[arista]

Originally Posted by chuff me dizzy

If this is an actress i will show my ass in Woolies window ,worst fake drunk Ive ever seen in BB and weve seen a few over the years

but Chuff she needs her fag
like you

[chuff me dizzy]

Originally Posted by anne666

She did seem to be a particularly bad pain in the butt.

Not for me If I was Sam stuck to her I would be hanging her with the bloody handcuffs ,that acting of being drunk was bloody stupid

[chuff me dizzy]

Originally Posted by arista

but Chuff she needs her fag
like you

I LOVE my fags, but Im not having a go at her over that, its the stupid 14 yr old after a fruit gum acting of being drunk

[Ammi]

..oh dear..he did seem a bit harsh but Jasmine looks as though she might be an annoying 'drunk' as well....and so it begins...

[Alf]

Anybody remember the reality show The Farm on channel 5?

I remember Lionel on that and he was a miserable old sod who lost his temper lots of times.

He's a showbiz diva.

[Im_Juz_ChiLLin]

He was giving here these kind of looks...

[Alf]

Originally Posted by wannashag

Anybody remember the reality show The Farm on channel 5?

I remember Lionel on that and he was a miserable old sod who lost his temper lots of times.

He's a showbiz diva.

Can't find any clip, but found this article
http://www.thefreelibrary.com/LIONEL.....-a0132610220

Seems that he likes to pick fights with females