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View Poll Results: YOU MUST SHAG AT LEAST ONE
Joe Hart 4 25.00%
Joe Hart
4 25.00%
Ben Foster 2 12.50%
Ben Foster
2 12.50%
Fraser Forster 1 6.25%
Fraser Forster
1 6.25%
Glen Johnson 1 6.25%
Glen Johnson
1 6.25%
Leighton Baines 2 12.50%
Leighton Baines
2 12.50%
Luke Shaw 2 12.50%
Luke Shaw
2 12.50%
Phil Jagielka 2 12.50%
Phil Jagielka
2 12.50%
Phil Jones 1 6.25%
Phil Jones
1 6.25%
Chris Smalling 1 6.25%
Chris Smalling
1 6.25%
Gary Cahill 2 12.50%
Gary Cahill
2 12.50%
Stevie G 8 50.00%
Stevie G
8 50.00%
Frank Lampard 1 6.25%
Frank Lampard
1 6.25%
Jack Wilshere 3 18.75%
Jack Wilshere
3 18.75%
Jordan Henderson 1 6.25%
Jordan Henderson
1 6.25%
Adam Lallana 4 25.00%
Adam Lallana
4 25.00%
Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain 1 6.25%
Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain
1 6.25%
Ross Barkley 1 6.25%
Ross Barkley
1 6.25%
James Milner 1 6.25%
James Milner
1 6.25%
Raheem Sterling 1 6.25%
Raheem Sterling
1 6.25%
Wayne Rooney (please love yourself) 4 25.00%
Wayne Rooney (please love yourself)
4 25.00%
Daniel Sturridge 1 6.25%
Daniel Sturridge
1 6.25%
Danny Welbeck 1 6.25%
Danny Welbeck
1 6.25%
Rickie Lambert 2 12.50%
Rickie Lambert
2 12.50%
I'd have a crack at Roy Hodgson too tbh 4 25.00%
I'd have a crack at Roy Hodgson too tbh
4 25.00%
NONE THANKS 1 6.25%
NONE THANKS
1 6.25%
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Old 10-06-2014, 09:51 AM #1
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Default Ladies & Gentlegays, who of the England squad gets your, uh, support?

or, in more blunt terms, if you had to bang one of them who would it be?

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Drew go and find pictures of every single England wag and start a counter thread immediately

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Andy Carroll, I don't know who the guy second in top row is but he looks alright as well
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not drew escaping before he lets his feelings for jagielka slip
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Is that not Andy Carroll, middle row, second last on the right?
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i've found an inaccurate picture ok the telegraph must've thought he'd somehow make it into the squad
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Cahil and Jagielka double team thanks.

Hart can join in the at the end.

Then if I'm still in the mood, Lallana and Gerrard can make an appearance.
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Lmfao bitch I'm kidding

My heart belongs with boobies, it's a sad day when you realise none of the footballers do anything for you anymore

Although I would marry Gerrard but that's more cause he is lovely
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Foster,Baines,Gerrard,Lallana and Rooney are all nice
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My heart belongs with boobies, it's a sad day when you realise none of the footballers do anything for you anymore

Although I would marry Gerrard but that's more cause he is lovely
Make sure the wedding has lots of Phil Collins songs or he might punch you
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England imo are actually the best looking overall squad in 2014 (Switzerland, Belgium, Ivory Coast and Spain are hot too).

Other US sites have listed plenty of England stars as the best looking players to watch out for e.g.

http://secretliveschi.com/2014/06/05...-cup-football/

My top 10 are

1 Glen Johnson - as soon as he ditched those corn rows he became a bone fide sex god





2 Luke Shaw - His looks have improved to such a shocking extent he looks like a different person within the last 18 months as he's blossomed to manhood. It was summed up in another forum: "I've never seen a guy go from looking like Peter Beardsley's ugly spotty teenage son to gorgeous hunk".

http://sherlock-im-the-smart-one.tum...-carljenkinsun

Is he really just 18? looks about 24. Harry Styles and the 1D chipmunks are all older than him? WTF?!?!

Has Luke Shaw had surgery? He never used to look good. He would have topped my list if it wasn't for the fact I am 100% convinced he's had some sort of cosmetic surgery/ procedure. There is something going on.

He's gone from this spotty awkward looking guy:







to this hottness







He's even made it on to hottest footballers in 2014 World Cup lists:

http://secretliveschi.com/2014/06/05...-cup-football/

3 Jack Wilshere - he has a naughty glint in his eyes and I love the way he runs on pitch





4 Frank Lampard - intelligent, a classic, nice chunky legs and the most age appropriate for me





5 Phil Jagielka and Daniel Sturridge = tie

Jagielka at his hottest





Sturridge at his hottest






6 Adam Lallana - he looks sweet and sexy a rare combo AND i love love love his hair cut and stubble combo





Can't believe he used to look like this:




Gary Cahill,James Milner, Rickie Lambert and Joe Hart are hot, too









Welbeck is good looking but looks far too much like my younger brother 'back in the day' for me to find actually hot

In fact Rooney is the only one who isn't remotely attractive and even he has a big gay following.

Southampton easily had the best looking PL squad of all time last season hands down.

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Jay Rodriguez would be a shoe-in for a cheeky handie-jay if he were in the squad too.
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JR is stunning. Just imagine being a female/ gay employee at Southampton last season. I swear they only picked players last season according to looks

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