[Ross.]

Judith is such a marmite character, not sure whether to love or hate her. This is fabulous and really shaping up to be great!

[Nick.]

Cheers Monopoly.

[Cal.]

This eviction order<33

Chloe and Maxine will be slaying right until the final, memba I told you.

[Nick.]

Big Brother 16: Day 16

10:01 AM: Housemates have been woken up by Big Brother. Will and Bronte are chatting on the loungers whilst Rick and Doug are playing on the trampoline, Luna, Chloe and Maxine are cooking some bacon whilst Judith and Niamh remain in the bedroom talking.

10: 09 AM: Chloe, Maxine and Luna are talking about Judith. “Judith’s really getting irritating; I just wish she could shut up for a few minutes” Chloe sighs. “She really is just getting selfish” Luna snorts. “Yeah, I can’t stand it” Chloe says. “I really want her out this week, she’s the only one who’s faced eviction twice now, third time lucky” Chloe grins.

10: 29 PM: Housemates are all wide awake. Martyn and Rick are in the laundry room. “You and Niamh seem closer than ever” Martyn says. “Really, I don’t get it, people are obsessed over us, I’m surprised we topped the poll” Rick admits. “Are you really that naive?” Martyn sighs. “What d’you mean?” Rick asks. “Well the public love a showmances” Martyn says. “Wait, I’m confused, what are you going on about?” Rick asks. “Well Niamh kinda said-“ Martyn says but is interrupted. “Said what?” Rick interrupts. “Well she clearly fancies you” Martyn says. “What, are you sure?” Rick asks. “Yeah, it’s all everyone’s been talking about” Martyn says. “Wait, everyone knew that Niamh fancied me and no one thought to say anything?” Rick grunts. “I shouldn’t have said anything” Martyn sighs. “Yeah you should have, everyone’s been laughing about it, poor Niamh, she wanted to be subtle” Martyn chuckles. “Oh stop talking bull Martyn” Rick sneers. “It ain’t bull, go and ask anyone” Martyn says. “I will” Rick sneers. Martyn realised that he had gone on too much. “No, don’t, actually, please, don’t” Martyn begged. “Keep away, who’s the ringleader?” Rick asked. “Luna, Bronte, Maxine helped a bit” Martyn sighed.
“Luna, what the hell have you been playing at?” Rick yells as he stormed towards Luna and Bronte who sat in the garden. “Jeez, calm down Rick, what’s the problem?” Luna says loudly. “Well you’ve been plotting with Bronte and trying to do some crap with me and Niamh” Rick yells. “What, who said that?” Luna demands. “Martyn told me, what has been going on?” Rick demands. Judith, Chloe, Maxine and Martyn had rushed to the garden.

“Martyn, Niamh didn’t want us to say a word” Luna gasps.”Oh that’s okay then, everyone here knows that Niamh fancies me and every seems to know and has been behind my back, what kind of mates are you?” Rick shouts. “Shut up Rick, Niamh will hear” Bronte warns. “Oh I’m so sorry, everyone knows, it’s out in the open, I couldn’t give a damn what Niamh thinks” Rick sneers. “Rick, just calm down and think for a sec” Luna pleads. “I will not calm down, everyone here has been gossiping, bitching and chatting behind my back, I feel so stupid, everyone has been talking about it and no one thought to tell me or even consider my feelings” Rick shouts. Will and Doug are watching the pair. “We did think about you Rick but we just wanted Niamh to admit everything” Doug sighs. “What do you mean we all wanted Niamh to admit everything, what have you been plotting?” Rick yells. “Well on the day of nominations we tried to hatch a plan to isolate you lot together with Luna flirting to aggravate Niamh” Doug sighs. “Don’t tell him” Chloe sneers. “Thanks. Thanks a bunch, you are all fake, desperate wannabes who only care about themselves, I really thought you were my friends” Rick yells. “Rick, it wasn’t like that, we just wanted to know stuff” Luna says. “Well you would, wouldn’t ya because you are a nosey little journalist” Rick sneers. “Well Doug told us that you liked Niamh” Maxine says and Doug glared at her. “What, what have you done now Doug?” Rick yells. “Well I just tried to get a few things out of you a while back and you said you liked Niamh” Doug says. “Well you’re a great friend aren’t you” Rick sneers. “Oh don’t start on Doug, you’re making a fool of yourself” Judith snorts. “Am I Judith? Luna you are nothing but a stupid, dim-witted, jealous troll” Rick sneers. “Rick, don’t be rude” Martyn sneers. “Oh piss off Martyn” Rick sneers. “Lovely, where is Niamh anyway?” Rick asks. “In the bathroom” Luna sighs.

“Look, I know it’s annoying, seeing everyone bitch about you but I never sunk to their level” Judith says. “Pathetic, suck up to him you coward” Chloe sneers. “I don’t give a damn what you think Chloe, you’ve had it in for me for ages and I really is just pathetic, you’re just jealous” Judith scoffs. “Yeah, I’m jealous because I’ve always wanted to be a bossy, stuck up cow” Chloe sneers. “What d’you call me?” Judith screams as she lunges towards Chloe. “You heard me” Chloe smirks. “Talking of bitching, everyone talks about you Judith, we all admitted that we hate your cooking and find you bossy and irksome” Rick says. “You lot are devils, evil and vile trolls, I don’t wanna look at you” Judith cries. “I’m sorry Judith” Rick sighs. “Oh you two are perfect, much better than you and Niamh, both of you are arrogant sods” Maxine cackles. “Oh shut up you old hag” Judith sneers. “It’s better than being a bloody laundrette owner, go and get a proper job” Maxine sneers. “Serving pints to London crack heads is hardly a job” Judith sneers.

“You are all making idiots of yourselves, seriously, Niamh is gonna come out and she’ll be pissed” Will sighs. “And now you speak” Rick sneers. “I was against this whole plot” Will says. “But you didn’t think to tell me did you? You were too busy sipping orange juice with Luna and Bronte and letting Judith cater to your every need” Rick yells. “That ain’t fair” Will yells. “Seriously Rick, you are really embarrassing yourself, you have shown your true colours” Bronte says. “So have all of you, Doug is a tetchy, stuck up git, Chloe is really the bitch we though, Will is sneaky and a game-player, Maxine is an old hag, Judith is bossy yet bullied, Niamh is a prissy girl” Rick yells. “What we do not bully Judith, we just all hate her” Chloe yells. “Did you just hear yourself Chloe?” Judith gasps and cries off.

“What about Bronte?” Doug sneers. “Yeah” Bronte sneers. “I dunno, but anyway, I am sick of all of you lot, I will be pleased when I’m out” Rick sneers. “Well the door’s right there, go and leave if you want” Luna says. “So do you actually fancy Niamh?” Chloe asks. “No, I don’t, she’s prissy, whiny, and selfless-“Rick sneers. “What?” Niamh gasps as she walks into the drama. “You don’t fancy me? You’ve been leading me on all this time, you’re fake, and you’re an evil little gibbon” Niamh screams. “Chill Niamh, yeah” Rick says as he backs away. Niamh storms off. “So you don’t fancy Niamh? You’ve been leading her on, I bet you loved it” Luna sneers. “Oh, all of you just go” Rick screams as he storms towards the trampoline and rests there. Judith and Niamh are in the laundry room and the rest of the housemates go to the bedroom.

[MB.]

Originally Posted by LuckyTheBadger

Rick screams as he storms towards the trampoline

#dramaz

[Nick.]

Big Brother 16: Day 17

Nominations are ahead and all housemates are very quiet after yesterday’s drama. Bronte and Maxine are in the garden, Will and Doug are alone chatting in laundry room, Rick is alone in the bedroom, Luna and Chloe are in the kitchen, Martyn is by the pool and Niamh and Judith are in the living room.
Judith has come up to the diary room to nominate. “Hello Big Brother, my first nomination is for Luna, she made me cry in my bed last night and I can’t stand her now, she acts really higher class than everyone and it’s horrible, I don’t want to be in the house for another week with her” Judith sighs. “My next nomination is for Bronte, Bronte is very sneaky, she’s very bitchy and rude, her and Luna both have very high opinions of themselves and they were pretty much responsible for yesterday’s drama” Judith says.

Chloe is next to nominate. “My first nomination is for Judith, we don’t get on, we haven’t got on since day one and yesterday was a step too far, Judith is bossy, miserable and stuck up and none of us want her here. Next I am nomination Rick, his outburst yesterday was pathetic, he’s been stringing Niamh along and he is very arrogant” Chloe smirks.

10: 20 AM: Luna and Chloe are discussing last night’s argument. “I really couldn’t sleep, I doubt many of us did, I so tired” Luna sighs. “Yeah, Judith didn’t come to the bedroom, I was probably up until 3, the beds really aren’t comfy” Chloe smirks. “Niamh must be feeling rough” Luna says. “She brought all of this drama, it’s really all our fault, we should never have gotten involved” Luna says.

Doug is nominating next. “My first nomination is Rick, Rick really didn’t think last night, his rage was very uncomfortable and distressing and it was so unnecessary, yeah he’s been playing Niamh and that’s also been uncomfortable. My second nomination is Niamh, Niamh has also caused a ton of drama and it’s really damaged the house and I feel like Niamh is responsible for it with her girly drama, she’s made Luna and the rest of us look like twats” Doug sighs.

Will is in the diary room. “So my first nomination is Luna. She’s really not been pleasant the past week, she is getting really tricky to live with, she really is gossipy and bitchy and she’s hiding stuff, I don’t actually know much more than she’s a journalist. “My next nomination is Rick. Rick is arrogant and annoying, I want to give him a slap, he’s treatment of Niamh has been appalling and uncomfortable to see” Will says.
Martyn is nominating next. “Um, my first nomination is for Rick. Rick and have been a bit frosty with each other this week and he is an arrogant sod, I really want him out. Next is Judith, none of us like Judith, she’s bossy, selfless and demanding, I’d be very happy to see her go” Martyn smirks.

12: 30 PM: Chloe, Luna, Maxine and Bronte are chatting by the vegetable patch. “Can I water them?” Chloe asks and Bronte hands her the watering can. “So, is Niamh okay?” Maxine asks Chloe. “Dunno, she’s been sulking, Rick slept in the bathroom and Judith just cooking” Chloe sighs. “Well, I think I’m next to nominate” Maxine says and walks off. “Seriously, it’s between me, Niamh, Rick and Judith this week” Luna sighs. “Nah, you’ll be fine, Judith is out this week, at last” Chloe smirks.

“So my first nomination is for Judith. She’s a bossy, miserable, whiny, ungrateful, idiotic, selfish, bitchy cow and I want her out because the house would be a much greater place” Maxine snorts. “And next I’m nominating Niamh, Niamh is a prissy, wannabe girl who doesn’t understand basic manners of the art of socialising” Maxine smirks.

Niamh is next to nominate. “Hello Big Brother, my first nomination is Chloe, Chloe isn’t a nice person, she is hell-bent on causing drama and I want her gone. My second nomination is Rick, I hate him, that idiotic chauvinistic pig has been stringing me on and on I need him gone so I can enjoy what’s left of my experience because when he’s in the room my ovaries take control and I can’t think properly, I still like him despite what he said yesterday” Niamh cries.

It’s Luna’s turn to nominate. “So my first nom is Rick, I can’t live with him, he’s made everything stressful and has made Niamh look horrid and made all of us look like bitches. My next nom is Niamh, Niamh I think should just get out, she’d benefit so much better out of the house and away from Rick. I think either of those two need to go for the sake of the house” Luna sighs.
Rick is the penultimate housemate to nominate. “My first nomination is Martyn, we’ve been at each other’s throats recently and I dunno why. We’re rather competitive. My second nomination is Niamh, Niamh has really confused me recently and she’s made things in the house tricky and I’m confused and stumped by her behaviour and I want her out” Rick says.

Judith has three nominations, Niamh has five, Rick has seven. Chloe and Martyn both have one and Luna has two.

Bronte is the final housemate to nominate. “Firstly I am going to nominate Niamh, I don’t know what Niamh’s been playing at but it’s really just been depressing an I want her gone because she’s caused too much hassle, confusion and unnecessary drama. Secondly I am going to nominate Rick, he is an irritating knob, he was not in the slightest pleasant yesterday and he caused so much unnecessary drama” Bronte sighs.

The housemates facing eviction this week are Niamh, Rick and Judith.
17: 35 PM: Niamh and Rick are talking in the bedroom. “Rick, I’m sorry, I know I should have said something, I didn’t know about all the plotting and bitching” Niamh sighs as she slumps on Rick’s bed. “Niamh, I wish you said something” Rick sighs. “Why? Is there any chance of anything?” Niamh asks. “You’re funny and nice, but I don’t want any showmances right now” Rick says. “Alright, but was can be friends, I enjoyed just chilling with you in the pool and chatting in the kitchen” Niamh smiles. “Friends then, seriously Niamh, just take any feelings and burn them” Rick smirks.

18: 30 PM: All the housemates apart from Judith (Who is in the bathroom) are in the living room with glasses of wine or mugs of warm, milky tea. They’re all smiling and enjoying themselves apart from Luna who’s scowling at Niamh who is ignoring Luna. “Housemates, earlier today you nominated. Big Brother has the results of the nominations, the housemates facing this week’s public vote are, with seven nominations, Rick” Rick breaks into a weak grin. “With five nomination, Niamh” Niamh smirks politely. “And with three nominations, Judith” Big Brother says. Housemates avoid each other’s eye contact and some look confused with Judith only receiving three nominations. “You alright Rick?” Doug asks and breaks the silence. “Alright I guess, getting used to it” Rick smirks. “Well hopefully Judith’s a goner” Bronte smirks. “She only got three noms” Chloe gasps. “Well I guess we know who the majority of you voted for” Rick grinned. “I’m gonna grab a drink” Rick says. “Are you two?” Luna gasps. “Friends” Niamh sighs.

[MB.]

This rivalry between Judith and Chloe >

[Nick.]

Big Brother 16: Day 18

“So, housemates will face a normal-ish day, they’re about to be set their shopping but later three new housemates will enter to a rather empty house” Emma smirks as she stands in the Bit on the Side studio.
Housemates have woken up and are in for a shock as they enter the garden. “This is Big Brother, could all housemates come to the garden” Big Brother announces. Housemates are shocked as they see that the garden doors have been blocked up with green plaster wall with a large circular flap in the middle. “What the hell is this?” Chloe gasps. “We’ve got to climb through it” Luna smirks.

9: 45 AM: Maxine is climbing through the circular hole in the wall. “I think I’m stuck” Maxine chuckles. Rick takes her hand and pulls her into the garden. “What’s all this?” Maxine gasps as she looks around the garden. There are three large sheets covering something up, several long logs to sit on and a pile of stones. “Housemates, welcome to the great outdoors, over the next few days you will experience life on the campsite, activities will involve building fires, singing songs, gathering wood, smore making and your first activity, putting up a tent. Over the course of the days you will take part in tasks to earn a place back in the house with privileges of beds, electricity and of course the diary room. But for now you will sleep, eat and live outside in the garden. There are four tents underneath the sheets, this is where you’ll sleep for the next few days, you must now select one housemate to crawl back into the main house to grab any necessities such as clothes” Chloe reads off a sheet of paper. “Can I go?” Chloe asks. “Alright, run back and forth and grab as many clothes as possible and put them in the hole, we’ll pull them out to give you more space” Bronte says. “Right, I’m going in” Chloe sighs and climbs through the hole into the house.

10: 04 AM: Luna and Bronte are trying to put up a tent. “So how does it stay up?” Bronte asks. “Don’t know actually, do we put a pole in the middle?” Luna says. “Where do we start, there aren’t any instructions” Bronte sighs. “I really don’t know” Luna smirks. “Lay the flysheet and feed the poles” Will smiles. “What’s a flysheet?” Luna asks. “I’ll do it, Doug, Rick and I have already got ours up” Will smirks. “Alright, who’s Judith with?” Luna asks. “Martyn drew the short blade of grass” Will smirks as Doug and Rick begin to pitch the tent. “Can I use the mallet?” Bronte asks.

12: 20 PM: All four tents are pitched and housemates are sitting round a pile of stones and eating soup from paper bowls. “This is cold” Chloe sighs. “Well there’s no gas” Will says. “Have you been camping Will?” Maxine asks. “Yeah loads with the scouts” Will says casually. “Is there anything you haven’t done, you’re in the scouts, you’re grade six drums” Maxine chuckles and Will blushes. “Housemates, underneath the hole you will see a small hatch, could one housemate come to the hatch” Big Brother announces. “I’ll go” Doug says.
Doug returns with a sheet of paper. “Housemates, shortly there will be a fun camping activity for all the family in the hatch, the winner of this activity will be moved into the house, however, only six housemates will be allowed to participate, you must decide now” Doug reads. “We don’t even know what it is” Chloe sighs. “Well I can stay outside for a night” Will says. “Yeah, and me” Martyn says. “Me too” Rick adds. “One of the girls should stay” Doug smirks as the housemates look at him, “Yeah, I’ll go stay behind then” Maxine sighs. “Really?” Bronte says. “Yeah, never went camping as a child” Maxine sighs.

3: 00 PM: Doug has been called to the hatch. “Oh my days” Doug gasps. “What is it?” Chloe asks. “Oh no” Luna gasps.”It’s Monopoly” Doug beams. “Oh god, not Monopoly” Bronte sighs. “I love Monopoly, I used to always win” Chloe smirks. “Same” Doug grins. “So have us six got to take part?” Bronte asks.

3: 05 PM: Will, Rick, Martyn and Maxine are chatting in the tent. “They’re playing Monopoly” Rick grins. “Oh, I love Monopoly” Will says. “You love everything” Maxine chuckles.

3: 06 PM: Niamh and Judith are arguing over the pieces. “I wanna be the car” Judith snorts. “Tough, I’m the car” Niamh says. “Well what am then?” Judith asks. “You can be the thimble” Niamh sighs. “Why can’t I be the iron?” Judith asks. “Because they took it out the game” Luna sighs. “Outrage” Chloe says. “Bloody injustice” Doug smirks. “Fine, I’ll be the thimble but I’ll beat you anyways” Judith snorts. “Doubt it” Doug whispers to Luna who breaks into a silent giggle fit.

3: 50 PM: Rick, Will, Martyn and Maxine have been tasked with starting a fire. “We just need to keep on rubbing” Will says. “Innuendo?” Maxine grins and Rick laughs but Will ignores them. “This is tough” Rick says. “Yeah, this wood is hard” Maxine grins. “Well there’s plenty of wood so keep on rubbing” Will sighs. “Yep, just keep on rubbing two bits of hard wood together” Rick smirks. “Oh grow up you two” Will sighs but breaks into a short smile when he sees Martyn rolling around on the floor laughing. “YES, gotcha” Chloe yells. “Alright” Judith sighs. “is Judith out?” Rick asks. “Yes, landed on Mayfair with my hotel” Chloe grins.

“So I can reveal that Chloe finally won the game twenty minutes ago after an hour against Doug who landed on Mayfair and thus went bankrupt, it was a tough battle and neither of them were prepared to quit after beating Judith, Luna, Niamh and Bronte in that order but that’s enough of tense drama, we’re here to meet our new housemates” Emma smirks.

VT’s Play

"Hi my names AJ Richardson I'm 28 years old and I'm from Los Angeles in America. I love this version over here because it's a bit naughtier and I'm quite naughty if I'm honest with myself. I think I am someone who people will either love or hate I'm quite annoying I'll admit it myself I mean I think my voice and the way I speak is enough to rattle people's cages sometimes. I'm somebody who voices there opinions but I am quite sensitive. I think you could be expecting a few tears perhaps from me now and then. I will push the boat out if it means a way for me to win. I do smooth talk a lot and I find myself attracted to quite a lot of people. The kind of people I wouldn't like to share a house with is anyone who is rude and childish or anybody who has hygiene issues because I'm rather OCD. I think I could annoy people with picky I am when it comes to eating.

"Hi my names Solomon Coburn I'm 18 years old and I'm from London. When people first meet me I think people think I'm a bit of a tool to be honest just by the way I talk and the stupid facial expressions I pull all the time I'm a bit of a gimmick to be honest. I'm currently unemployed yes I just spend my days chilling at home to be honest I don't see why you'd want the hassle of a nine to five job. I am a wind up merchant I'm constantly pulling pranks I tease a lot yes I am immature and I think that people think I'm stupid but the truth is I'm very very intelligent I've got nine GCSE's at A* so you know that I'm not as stupid, I can also judge people very quickly and I know whether they're false or not so I think I will ruffle a few feathers in the house.

"Hi my names Hattie Ellis I'm 21 years old and I'm from Jersey. I'm currently working as a model I've done work for a few magazines over in Jersey but I do dream of being a supermodel it's a huge ambition. I've come on here to just have a good time yes I am in it to win it but I won't strive to ridiculous lengths like some people do. I think I could get on some people's nerves especially if there is anyone who's quite mature in ethers because I talk a awful lot and I'm quite clumsy I'm sure I'm the only person I've ever heard of to crash a golf buggy. I believe in morals so if someone's doing something I don't particularly like I will tell them I don't like especially if bullying is going on because that just really winds me up. I don't care if I put myself in the firing line from time to time if I think you're in the wrong, I may be small but the best things come in small packages“

AJ walks into the studio wearing black canvases and a white jacket with tight diesel jeans, Solomon walks in wearing a red, silky shirt with black trousers. Hattie walks into the studio in a red floaty dress with gleaming red shoes. Emma walks up to the three. “So guys, welcome to Big Brother, are you nervous about entering?” Emma asks. “Yeah but I think we’ll all get in alright” Hattie smiles. “Yeah, it’s actually rather nice entering late as we’ve seen all the bitching and live feed so we kinda know what to expect” Sol says. “Okay, who are your favourites and least favourites before entering the house?” Emma asks. “I love Will, he’s sweet and Maxine’s grown on me and I find Rick is treated badly but I find Judith tedious” Hattie says confidently. “I love watching Chloe and I ain’t too keen on Rick” AJ smirks. “I like Bronte, Luna and Doug and I find Judith and Niamh a bit tiring” Sol says. “Well guys, you’re not gonna have to go into a house full of people, Chloe will be the only person in the house when you arrive, the rest will enter one by one throughout the week and will be oblivious to your existence” Emma says. “Oh my god” Hattie squeals. “Guys, you may enter the house but now we will just watch the boiling moment Doug lands on Mayfair” Emma smirks.

8: 23 PM: Luna, Judith, Bronte and Niamh have all been beaten in a game of Monopoly that started five hours ago. Doug and Chloe are left. “Eight” Doug says as he slowly moves the hat to Mayfair. “YES, You’ve only got two-hundred quid left, you’re out” Chloe squeals as she wipes the board and Doug smirks. “Well done Chloe” Doug smiles. “I don’t have the stay outside” Chloe beams. “Yeah but you’re gonna get bored” Luna grins. “See ya guys” Chloe says as she takes a pile of her clothes with her through the hole. “I’m back” Chloe beams and collapses into a plump sofa.

Hattie, AJ and Sol walk through the doors and into the house. “Chloe” Hattie blurts out. “Wait, I don’t believe it, are you new housemates?” Chloe gasps. “I’m Hattie” Hattie smiles. “AJ” AJ says and Chloe kisses him on the cheek. “Sol” Sol smiles and shakes Chloe’s hand. “I won a game of Monopoly so I got to enter the house, the rest of them are rubbing wood and pitching tents” Chloe grins. “This house is so much smaller than it looks” Hattie says as she looks around. “I need to get you a drink” Chloe gasps. “So, Chloe, is Judith really as bossy as she looks?” Sol asks. “She barely speaks now” Chloe says as she walks into the living room with four glasses of wine. “So how old are all of you?” Chloe asks. “18” Sol says. “You’re the youngest then” Chloe smirks. “I’m Hattie, I’m from New Jersey and I’m a model” Hattie smiles. “Oh my god, you sound American too AJ” Chloe says. “Yeah, from LA” AJ grins. “I’m just a barman from London” Sol grins.

“So they’re getting along nicely, a reminder that Judith, Niamh and Rick face eviction and I’ll see you then” Emma smiles.

[MB.]

Good twist

[Nick.]

Big Brother 16: Day 19

8: 20 AM: Housemates have woken up early outside in their tents as part of this week’s shopping task. However, Chloe who won a task yesterday is in the kitchen with new housemate Hattie. “It’s it fun doing modelling?” Chloe asks. “It’s great, it’s so glamorous” Hattie smiles.”Did your parents have any objections?” Chloe asks. “Yeah, my parents own a large potato farm back in Jersey, they’re rich and expected me to continue with the family business, no chance, I want the glamour, I’m not gonna get up at 6 am, put on my wellies and dig up dirty potatoes, what do you do?” Hattie says. “I’m just a vet, I like to help animals” Chloe smirks.

8: 40 AM: Luna, Bronte, Maxine and Doug are chatting on the trampoline. “Chloe’s really bored I bet” Bronte says. “Probably, she’s probably just chilling in the bathroom with all the food and sleeping in” Maxine smirks. “I actually like it out here, I’m not too fussed about going in” Doug says. “Do you think this task will continue until the eviction?” Luna asks. “Might do, could like a few people have to stay out here” Doug says. “Maybe, I wonder what the tasks will be like” Maxine says. “Camping things, like campfire songs, nature stuff” Bronte says. “Where’s the toilet?” Maxine asks. “Big Brother installed a portaloo” Luna smirks. “Gross” Maxine shudders and walks off.

10: 34 AM: Chloe, AJ, Hattie and Sol are chatting in the living room. “It’s so nice having an empty house” Chloe smirks as she hands AJ a drink. “It will be nice getting to know all of you one by one” Sol says. “So AJ, what’s it like in Los Angeles?” Chloe asks. “Great, nice and sunny, lots of fun. Lovely views and sights” AJ smirks. “Well I live in the wonderful and sunny Cardiff, it’s a bit quiet, not much too do but everyone’s friendly” Chloe says. “Do you get use to the cameras?” Sol asks. “Yeah you do, everything it weird like it takes you a few days to remember that there’s no Wi-Fi or any outside contact from family” Chloe says.

11: 21 AM: The Campmates have been tasked with making smores for their lunch. “What the hell is a smoer anyway?” Maxine smirks. “They’re really nice, you can fill them with marshmallows or melted chocolate between these two crackers” Will says. “Why would you eat it?” Bronte asks. “Dunno, they sound tasty though” Doug says as he picks up a box of crackers from the hatch. Rick and Martyn both carry over boxes of marshmallows and a slab of chocolate. “The chocolates not melted and the marshmallows aren’t roasted” Will sighs. “We just need to shove it under the fire, we’ve got plenty of gas” Maxine says. “I used it all for dinner” Judith says. “We’re gonna have to start rubbing our wood” Rick grins.

12: 56 PM: Luna, Maxine and Bronte are chatting in their tent. “Judith it’s out of order using the gas, I cut my bloody nail trying to light the wood, Rick and Will are still trying” Maxine scoffs. “Yeah, seeing Judith go would be amazing” Bronte beams. “This all seems really harsh against Judith” Luna says. “Come on Luna, she deserves it for being such a selfish cow” Maxine smirks. “But it feels like bullying, we’re all bitching about her, being rude to her and picking on her, we’re bullies” Luna gasps. “No, we just don’t like, it’s life” Maxine says. “Seriously Luna, Judith’s not worth the hassle, no one likes her, she’s brought it on herself, she can leave whenever she wishes, it’s just life” Maxine says.

14: 12 PM: Doug, Luna and Bronte are making smores. “I don’t really like marshmallows” Bronte says. “I love em, melted chocolate is a bit sickly though” Luna says. “I’m just gonna cram as much in as possible” Doug smirks. “Martyn’s been really iffy towards Rick, d’you know what?” Bronte asks. “Dunno, it seems like they’re the only two masculine guys left” Luna says. “Eh” Doug smirks. “Yeah, you’re hardly a muscular heartthrob Doug” Bronte grins.

15: 26 PM: Chloe is chatting to AJ about Rick. “So Rick, he’s very moody at the moment” Chloe says. “Yeah, but him and Martyn are desperate to be the token hot guy” Chloe smirks. “Well that should be interesting” AJ smirks. “So have you watched everything?” Chloe asks. “Yeah, all the highlights and as much live feed as possible” AJ says. “Oh god, I forgot about the live feed, last series all you saw was an hour but now people can see everything you do” Chloe says. “Yeah but you forget about it don’t you” AJ says. “Yeah” Chloe says as she finishes her wine. “How many glasses have you had?” AJ asks. “Like four” Chloe grins. “Wow” AJ smirks. “Ah, anyway I’m alright” Chloe slurs. “Are you sure?” AJ asks. “Yeah, just shut up for a sec and let me snog you” Chloe blurts. “What?” AJ gasps. Chloe touches his cheek and begins to kiss AJ; AJ kisses back for a few seconds but breaks apart. “What are you doing?” Chloe asks. “You’re drunk” AJ says. “And?” Chloe smirks. “I don’t wanna take advantage or anything” AJ says and walks off.

16: 25 PM: Campmates have been set their next task to get home which Bronte is reading out. “Housemates, Maxine, Rick, Martyn and Will shall take it in turns to improvise a shortcampfire story, the remainder of the group will judge them and the winner will enter the main house” Bronte reads. “I’ll go first, there was a old caretaker called Chester McDougal who cleaned an old and rickety castle, the castle was haunted with ghosts and ghouls. One day Chester was walking along, the ground underneath him vanished, he fell into a pot of boiling lava, he climbed out and he skin was peeled off leaving a skinny, bony corpse” Rick smirks. “I can do better” Will smirks.

17: 32 PM: Maxine is the final housemate to tell a campfire story. “Jamie Jones was a muscular and good looking guy. He went into a bright and joyful bar. He sat down next to a beautiful brunette. She instantly looked at him, she took his hand and led him to the toilets. They shut a cubicle and the girl took off Jamie’s top. Suddenly the girl picked up a knife from her bag and stabbed Jamie in the chest, bloody trickled down his abs, the girl kicked him in the balls, Jamie passed out, The girl raised Jamie’s arm to her mouth and bit into his flesh, the she used her knife to slice off the skin on his arm to eat, the girl then wiped her mouth and left the pub through the fire exit” Maxine says. “Gross” Bronte says.

Bronte, Doug and Luna voted for Maxine, Niamh voted for Rick, Judith voted for Will and no one voted for Martyn. “So do I get to go back into the house?” Maxine beams. “Yeah enjoy” Luna grins. “See ya” Bronte smiles as Maxine runs to the hole with a handful of clothes. Maxine quickly clambers through the hole.

“Maxine, you’re in the house” Chloe gasps as she hugs Maxine. “Yeah” Maxine says. “Maxine, oh my god, I’m Hattie” Hattie smiles as she enters the living room from the kitchen. “Hey, wait, are you a new housemate?” Maxine gasps. “Yeah, there’s too others” Hattie smiles. “They’re probably in the bedroom” Chloe says and walks off. “Are you American?” Maxine asks. “Yeah, from Jersey, I’m a glamour model” Hattie smiles. “That must be nice” Maxine nods. “Yeah, AJ’s also American” Hattie smiles. “Hey, I’m AJ” AJ smiles as he shakes Maxine’s hand. “Solomon” Solomon smiles. “Nice to see you, when did you move in?” Maxine asks. “Yesterday” Hattie smiles as Chloe hands Maxine a drink. “So, what d’you have to do to get in?” Chloe asks. “Had to tell a campfire story, I think I’m the only one coming in today, there’s still six left and it’s only Wednesday” Maxine says.

[Nick.]

Big Brother 16: Day 20
9: 10 AM: Luna, Bronte, Doug and Will have showered and woken up early. Chloe, Maxine, AJ and Hattie are chatting in the kitchen and Rick, Niamh and Martyn are chatting in a tent. “I don’t know why anyone would want to camp, I feel like a gypsy” Martyn smirks. “Bit harsh, it’s nice to appreciate nature” Niamh says. “You sound like Bronte, I think that lot are enjoying it” Martyn smirks. “Well it is peaceful and calm” Niamh says. “You’re such a hippie” Martyn smirks.
9: 55 AM: Maxine is chatting with AJ.”Chloe went to bed rather quickly, she was chatting to you, did anything happen, like an argument?” Maxine asks. “She was drunk and she kissed me” AJ admits. “God, are you alright? What did you do? Maxine asks. “I’m fine and I just backed off, Chloe was in a state” AJ says. “Please AJ, don’t mention it, I’m sorry” Chloe sighs as she sits down. “It’s alright” AJ smiles. “Seriously, is your actual name AJ?” Maxine asks. “No” AJ says. “What is it?” Chloe asks. “Doesn’t matter” AJ says and quickly walks off.
10: 30 AM: Luna is reading out the next task to the campmates. “Campmates, there are eight of you remaining, for the night you will lose your tents, you must build a shelter out of the materials provided by Big Brother which have been placed in the garden overnight. You have four hours to build a shelter, the shelter must be waterproof, to test this campmates will sit in their shelter whilst the other team will pour a bucket of ice-cold water over the shelter. If one shelter breaks down and soaks the other team the winning team will move into the house, if both teams win then the decision of the best shelter will be down to Chloe and Maxine” Luna reads. “Right, so teams?” Bronte asks. “Might as well do, Luna, Bronte, Will and me” Doug says. “Alright, best of luck” Niamh smirks.
11: 21 AM: Chloe and Maxine are chatting in the laundry room. “Apparently the next task is shelter building, we might have to judge the shelters” Chloe says. “Right, why did you kiss AJ?” Maxine asks. “I was very drunk, just let it go” Chloe says.”Alright, I think that we might not have to see Judith until Friday” Maxine smirks. “What if she’s evicted?” Chloe asks. “Then we might not have to see her ever again” Maxine grins.
12: 17 PM: Luna and Bronte are preparing the interior of the shelter. “Guys, help us cover the damn thing before making a welcome mat and some chairs” Doug sighs. “But it needs to be homely” Luna says. “Seriously, I don’t wanna get soaked so help Will tie the knots of the fabric round the logs” Doug says. “Will can do it all himself, he’s great at this stuff” Luna smirks. “Judith has apparently broken the other team’s roof” Doug smirks. “Was she inside when is happened?” Bronte smirks. “No, I saw it, she was tying rope and it tugged on the wall, and the roof fell down, Niamh just managed to escape” Doug says. “I’ve barely seen there’s, is it any good?” Bronte asks. “They’ve jammed four logs into the ground and tied the sheets to form walls, they’ve made a ladder roof pattern out of thin branches, it’s neat but it won’t hold the water, the branches might even snap” Doug says. “Guys, can you help” Will asks.
12: 42 PM: Judith is watching Bronte and Luna build. “Judith, why are you watching?” Bronte asks. “Just observing” Judith sneers. “Well don’t go copying” Luna smirks. “As if I’d copy you” Judith sighs. “Oh Judith, you don’t exactly makes things easy for yourself, do you?” Luna grins. “Get a grip Luna, I’m not prissy like you” Judith sneers. “Oh Judith, you’re a bossy cow” Bronte yells. “Guys, can everyone just calm the ******* down” Will shouts. “Why are you hanging around with the enemy Will?” Judith shouts. “I’m, sorry, what?” Will gasps. “I was your friend when you entered, I was the one who stuck by you and helped you, and this is how you repay me?” Judith yells. “Judith, you have shown your true colours and quite frankly, I don’t like them” Will says. “How can you hang about with bullies like Luna and Bronte” Judith says. “They are not bullies, everything that has happened, you’ve brought it on yourself, you have no one to blame but you” Will says.
2: 30 PM: The shelter-building task has ended. “Right, your team are first” Rick smirks. “Right, in we go guys” Bronte smiles. Bronte, Luna, Doug and Will settle comfortably into their cushioned shelter built like a tepee with a blue sheet covering the tip. “Pretty comfy” Bronte smirks. “Right, we’ve got the water” Martyn smirks. Martyn pours the bucket down, no water enters the shelter and simply rolls down the tepee. “Is that all?” Will asks. “Yeah, well done” Rick sighs. “Great” Doug smirks.
Judith, Martyn, Rick and Niamh settle into the tall, cube shelter. “I’m not tall enough to reach the roof” Doug smirks. Luna passes him a log which he stands. “Right here we go” Doug smirks as he tips the bucket into the shelter. Water starts dripping into the shelter. “The roof isn’t strong enough” Niamh gasps. “The branches are soaked” Rick says. “It’s freezing; a drip went down my back” Martyn shudders. “Crap” Rick gasps as he looks up at the soaking wet branches. Suddenly the branches snap and water splashes down onto Niamh, Rick and Martyn who are sat in the middle, Judith is sitting on the edge and remains dry. “God that’s cold” Niamh gasps. “Well I guess they’ve won” Niamh sighs.
Outside, Luna, Doug and Bronte are laughing. “Oh my god, they’re soaked” Doug grins. “Is Judith wet?” Luna whispers. “She’s sitting by the edge, she’s dry” Doug whispers as he peeks through the hole in the roof. Niamh, Martyn, Rick and Judith emerge from their shelter. “I need a towel” Rick sighs. “So, are we about to go in?” Doug beams. “I guess” Will says. “Luna, Doug, Will and Bronte, as winners of today’s task you may enter the house, Martyn, Rick, Judith and Niamh, you must stay out here another night. However, Rick, Niamh and Judith face eviction, they will not be entering the house when one of them is evicted, and they will be evicted through a fire exit door. If the remaining housemates make it through the night then the whole house will win a luxury budget. “Right, in we go” Bronte smirks. Bronte climbs through the hole and enters the house.
“Bronte” Sol gasps. “I beg your pardon, who are you?” Bronte gasps.”Sorry Sol, me, AJ and Hattie entered on Tuesday” Sol says as he shakes Bronte’s hand. “Right” Bronte says. Luna has climbed into the house. “Have you been living in the house whilst we’ve been outside?” Luna grins and Sol nods. “I’ve got drinks for the newbies” AJ smirks as he shakes Will’s hand and helps him climb out the tunnel. “Hi, I’m AJ” AJ smirks. “Hattie, Chloe and Maxine are in the bedroom, they’ll hear us” Sol says. “Hello AJ, I’m Doug” Doug smiles. “Nice to meet you” Hattie beams and shakes hands with Bronte and Luna. Chloe and Maxine emerge from the bedroom. “Judith, Niamh, Rick and Martyn are staying outside until the eviction, we won’t get to say goodbye” Luna sighs. “I don’t wanna say goodbye to any of them” Chloe sneers.

[MB.]

Very entertaining as always

[Nick.]

Big Brother 16: Day 21

“So, it’s been 21 days so far, Judith, Niamh and Rick face this week’s vote, we’ve had newbies, drama, arguments and a lot of the great outdoors” Emma Willis smiles as she faces the camera. “But tonight one housemate will go, who goes you decide!” Emma announces. “But first, let’s get back to the house and back to the campmates who remain in the garden for another day” Emma says.
9: 21 AM: Martyn, Rick and Niamh are organising the shopping list. “Right, so we have plenty of money, well get three loaves of bread, a mix of cereal and biscuits, meat, butter, teabags, coffee. We’ve still got plenty left” Martyn says as he reads the blackboard. “Dunno, I feel like annoying the rest, how about we get some of the special prize tokens?” Niamh smirks. “We can’t, we do need food” Martyn says. “Come on Martyn, it’ll be fun” Rick says as he scribbles four prize tokens on the blackboard.

9: 34 AM: AJ, Doug and Will are chatting in the bedroom. “It’s really cosy in the bedroom” AJ says. “It is, but Martyn does snore” Doug smirks. “The campmates have gotten the blackboard, bit annoying” Will sighs. “I’ve seen so of Judith, I can’t wait to see her, it’s a shame it’s taken this long” AJ smirks. “You might not see her at all” Will says. “Are we not gonna see them at all?” AJ gasps. “Well, Martyn will return, but Rick, Niamh or Judith won’t” Will says. “Do you think Judith will go?” Doug asks. “Maybe, I can’t see Rick or Niamh going so Judith could go” Will says. “Yeah, I never realised how hard it would be not to access Twitter, Facebook or even read a bloody newspaper, half the world could have blown up for all we know” Doug smirks. “Nah, they’d tell us surely?” AJ grins. “We don t know a thing, there could be massive hate campaigns against all of us for all we know” Will grins. “Not you Will” Doug says. “Seriously, I never imagined I’d have lasted 20 days without contact with my family at all” Will says.

9: 55 AM: Hattie, Luna and Bronte are chatting in the living room. “Martyn’s okay, Ricks calmed down a bit, Niamh was alright before she followed her ovaries and Judith, is well Judith” Luna says. “Right, so, you’re a journalist?” Hattie smirks. “Yes I am, but I’m not a typical journalist, I write for a community newspaper, it’s nothing controversial” Luna grins. “Would you like something more national?” Hattie asks. “Maybe, the Guardian or the Mirror perhaps” Luna says. “I’ve done plenty of newspaper work” Hattie says. “Are you a journalist too?” Bronte asks. “I’m a glamour model” Hattie smirks. “Is it glamorous, you’re from America?” Luna asks. “Yeah, from Jersey, it’s wonderful, you get treated like a princess, you go walking down catwalks in Vegas, Los Angeles, Hollywood and New York, you ever been to America?” Hattie asks. “Nah” Luna says. “I went on holiday to Santa Monica beach once” Bronte smiles. “So what do you do Bronte?” Hattie asks. “I’m a gardener; I get to sort out people’s gardens, plant new flowers, sort out any mess, clean pavements, I love it, I’m a bit of a girly girl but I don’t mind getting my fingers dirty” Bronte smiles.

11: 34 AM: AJ is discussing the girls of the house with Doug, Sol and Will. “So, Doug, snog, marry, avoid, Chloe, Bronte and Hattie” AJ smirks. “I dunno, why are we doing this?” Doug sighs. “Because, we’ve got sod all to do, what about you Sol? Bronte, Luna and Niamh?” AJ asks. “Snog Bronte, Marry Luna and avoid Niamh” Sol smirks. “Okay Rick, snog, marry, avoid, Judith, Chloe and Maxine” Will smiles. “Em, Snog Chloe, marry Max and avoid Judith” AJ smirks.

14: 43 PM. Martyn, Rick, Niamh and Judith are sitting outside their shelter they made the previous night. “This is a shame, I wanna say goodbye to Will if I go” Rick sighs. “Well you’re not going anywhere, I’m not fussed about saying goodbye” Judith snorts. “Me neither, I’ve got all my friends out here”” Niamh smirks.
The camera cuts straight back to Emma who is standing in a studio, the majority of the crowd have got “Get Judith Out” banners. “So, now were about to save one of the three, Judith, Niamh or Rick.

The camera cuts back to the garden where Martyn, Judith, Niamh and Rick are sitting by a burnt out fireplace. “Campmates, this is Emma, for the past 94 hours the great British public have been voting to save” Emma says. The crowd cheer and chant “GET JUDITH OUT”. “I can reveal that housemate with the most amount of votes and therefore safe is.....NIAMH” Emma announces. Rick grins and Judith merely smiles. The camera cuts to the main house who are all gathered round the sofas are pleased and are smiling. “Ricks definitely got more votes than Judith” Maxine smirks. “I was expecting the vote to split and therefore anyone who hated Rick and Niamh and enjoyed watching Judith be miserable would vote” Sol smirks.
“Right, Niamh is safe, back to the campmates.” Emma smiles.

16: 34 PM: Rick and Niamh are discussing tonight’s eviction, sadly I think one of us is going” Niamh sighs. “Nah, who’s gonna vote for Judith?” Rick says quietly. “Anyone who hates showmances” Niamh says. “But were not a showmances, we’re just friends” Rick sighs. “I know but the public aren’t gonna think that, they’re probably discussing a major will they won’t they” Niamh sighs.

17: 12 PM: Martyn and Rick are chatting by the pool. “I don’t get now we’re gonna last very long with only nine housemates” Martyn says. “We’ll get some newbies next week, or the week after, anything more than thirty-five days is pushing it” Rick says. “Nah, I think as its back to basics we’ll have to keep the originals, but I can see everyone getting bored as hell” Martyn says. “Yeah, I never thought I’d say this but it will be nice to go home and see everyone” Rick says. “Yeah, do you think the house will be pissed when we tell them we got five prize tokens?” Niamh smirks. “I couldn’t care about them, there’s only six others so it hardly matters, food’s going to be easy in a few weeks with only six or seven of us in total” Rick smirks.

“So, this is it, it’s time to talk to the house” Emma says. The camera cuts to the garden, the campmates are all wearing tatty and dirty clothes, Rick has a white t-shirt and black jeans and Judith has a black blouse with grass stains. “Big Brother house, this is Emma, lines have closed, and your fate is sealed. For the past 94 hours the great British public have been voting to save.” Emma announces. The crowd chant “GET JUDITH OUT”. “JUDITH.......RICK” Emma says. Judith receives boos and Rick receives a few cheers and a few boos. “I can reveal that the housemate with the least amount of votes and 3rd to be evicted is.......

[Nick.]

JUDITH”

Emma announces.

Niamh hugs Judith and the camera cuts to the house were the housemates are merely smiling and Chloe is smirking. Martyn and Rick exchange goodbyes. “Judith, you have been evicted, please leave the Big Brother house via the door by the trampoline” Emma announces. Niamh gives Judith a final hug and Judith walks out.
“Right, Judith should have been lead the way here by a member of production and here she is” Emma says. Judith walks down the red carpet via the entrance eye. The crowd boo loudly but Judith merely walks. “Judith, commiserations, are you pleased to be out?” Emma asks as she leads Judith to the pod. “Yeah, I wasn’t gonna walk, that’s not me but I’m pleased, none of them gave a **** about me” Judith snorts. “Why do you think that was?” Emma asks. “Dunno, I was a bit bitchy, a bit bossy but I guess people weren’t use to me” Judith sighs. “Are you alright Judith?” Emma asks. “Just tired, I hate camping” Judith sighs. “One person you bonded with was Will, what happened there?” Emma asks. “Dunno, he got more confident, he no longer had to be spoon fed, he was able to approach the cool kids, don’t blame him” Judith snorts. “I’m sorry Judith but we’re out time, you’ve been an interesting housemate and I wish you the best” Emma smiles. “Thank you Emma” Judith sighs.

Emma walks down the carpet. “So Martyn, Rick and Niamh are about to enter the house” Emma smiles.

The camera cuts to the garden. “Martyn, Niamh and Rick, you may enter the house” Big Brother announces. The three quickly scatter through the tunnel and into the house. “Hey everyone” Niamh grins.”Hello Niamh, I’m Hattie” Hattie smiles. “Wait, what?” Niamh gasps. Niamh looks around. “I’m Hattie, I moved in on Tuesday with AJ and Sol” Hattie smiles. “Oh my god, you’ve been here the entire week!” Martyn gasps. “Hello Martyn, I’m AJ” AJ smiles. “Hey” Rick grins.

[Nick.]

Big Brother 16: Day 22

9: 45 AM: Rick, AJ, Doug, Will, Martyn and Sol are chatting in the living room. “So Sol, how old are you?” Martyn asks. “18” Sol says. “I’m 19, are you going to uni?” Will asks. “No, I’m pretty sure I mucked everything up, but it was results day a few days ago, who knows what I got, I can’t wait to find out” Sol smirks. “Bloody hell, it must be horrid waiting” Doug says. “We’ll I’ve waited for weeks, a few more weeks won’t make a difference” Sol smirks. “So Martyn, what do you do?” AJ asks. “Well I’m a charity fundraiser” Martyn says. “That’s nice” Sol nods.

10: 23 AM: Hattie, Chloe and Niamh are talking in the garden. “Do you think Judith’s alright outside?” Niamh asks. “Yeah, I bet she’s fine” Chloe says. “What was it like, spending the week in the garden?” Hattie asks. “It went rather quickly, you mainly just slept and did sod all, it wasn’t hard but it wasn’t exactly exciting” Niamh says. “So Niamh, have you and Rick had time to discuss everything?” Chloe asks. “Yeah, we’re friends” Niamh says. “Just friends?” Hattie smirks. “Yes” Niamh sighs. “Would you want to be more?” Chloe asks. “Maybe, but I have more important things than Rick, right now I’ve spent a week stuck with him and I’d rather chill the next few days” Niamh smiles.

11: 21 AM: Housemates are about to unpack the shopping. “Finally, I’m starving, haven’t eaten anything decent for ages” Bronte sighs. Martyn, Niamh and Rick hang back as the housemates approach the store room. “Guys” Martyn smirks as he looks at Rick. “Yeah, we got some prize tokens” Rick smirks. “What? What the hell?” Chloe gasps. “Calm down, we only got four” Martyn says. “No we need shopping; we need food, fags and booze” Chloe sneers. “Seriously. Chill, it might be something good” Martyn smirks.

Luna, Doug, Chloe and Hattie are in the store room. “Wait, are they the token prizes?” Doug smirks as he holds up a water pistol to Luna’s face. “Yeah, don’t tell Martyn, Rick and Niamh, we’ll get them later” Luna smirks. “Right, there’s 12 of them, one for each of us” Hattie smirks. “Stash them in the bedroom and fill them up and get them” Doug says.

13: 18 PM: Maxine, Chloe, Bronte and AJ are eating outside. “Nice to Luna to cook, it’s a lot simpler yet more tasty than Judith’s grub” Chloe says. “Yeah” Maxine nods. “You’ve been quiet since we arrived Max” Bronte says. “Yeah I know, I’m a bit tired” Maxine sighs. “When did you get to sleep?” Bronte asks. “Dunno, we were celebrating pretty loud and long last night, possibly one or maybe a bit later” Maxine says.

15: 21 PM: Niamh, Rick and Martyn are chatting by the pool. “Pretty funny with the tokens” Martyn smirks. “Not really, but I forgive you” Luna smirks as she walks to the three with her hand behind her back. “What’ behind your back?” Niamh asks. “Nothing, but yeah, I forgive you, please take this a token of my forgiveness” Luna smirks. Luna aims the water pistol at Rick’s head which splashes him. “Eh, you messed up my hair, how d’you get that?” Rick gasps. Doug, Will and Hattie run into the garden and fire the pistols at Martyn and Niamh. “Oh my god, give me that” Niamh smirks as he snatches the pistol from Hattie and soaks Luna. “Ah” Luna screams. Doug has turned around to look at Chloe, Maxine, Bronte and AJ and Rick sneaks up and takes the pistol. “Eh, give it” Doug smirks but Rick soaks Doug.

“I’m getting a cup from the kitchen” Hattie smirks. Luna ducks to avoid aim from Rick whilst Hattie lobs a cup of water at Martyn. “Eh, where’s the rest?” Sol smirks. “Under Doug’s duvet” Chloe whispers. Suddenly Will pulls down he back of Rick’s t-shirt and pours a cup of ice down his shirt. “Oh my god” Rick smirks as he squirts Will and takes off his shirt to shake off the ice cubes.
15: 26 PM: Chloe and Bronte are on the trampoline armed with water pistols. The rest of the housemates are squirting and splashing each other by the pool. “Girls, join in” Sol smirks as he raises his pistol and squirts Bronte. Chloe runs off to join in the fight but Bronte and Sol engage in a squirt off and are ducking and diving to avoid the water. “Ah” Bronte smirks. “Gotcha” Sol smirks and runs off, Bronte follows him.

15: 45 PM: Hattie and a shirtless Rick have taken cover under the trampoline. “This is mental” Rick smirks. “Yeah” Hattie smirks. “Where’s your pistol?” Hattie asks. “Dropped it in the pool” Rick grins. “So Rick, what d’you do if you shirtless, soaking wet and under a trampoline with a glamour model?” Hattie asks. “I dunno” Rick says. “Well think Rick, I’m not gonna hold back I’m just gonna say it, I think you’re great, you’re nice, you’re funny and cool” Hattie smirks. “So are you” Rick smirks. Hattie leans into kiss Rick but is stopped as Luna, Bronte and Will approach with water pistols.

19: 12 PM: Luna is talking to Will in the laundry room. “Has someone fed the chickens?” Luna asks. “Did it this morning” Will says. “Great, haven’t had a chance to do laundry for days, got Doug’s and Bronte’s as well to do” Luna smirks. “Luna” Will says. “Yes?” Luna asks. “When Hattie and Rick were under the trampoline I saw Hattie lean in to kiss Rick but we interrupted them” Will sighs. “Crap, we can’t do anything, otherwise Rick will get pissed” Luna says. “But Niamh will get pissed because we didn’t tell her” Will says. “Screw Niamh, we can’t do anything” Luna says. “Right” Will says. “Did Rick do anything?” Luna asks. “No, Hattie leaned in but backed off as we rushed in” Will sighs. “Well I don’t think we should say a thing, not even to Doug or Bronte” Luna sighs.

[Cal.]

Don't believe Judith is absolutely gone!

[Nick.]

The housemates have had a quiet Sunday to no episode today.

[MB.]

Poor evil Judith

[Nick.]

By the way, you'll be able to vote this week as it's a double!

[Nick.]

Big Brother 16: Day 24
9: 36 AM: Doug, Luna, Bronte and Will are chatting on the trampoline. “Are the new guys gonna be immune from nominations?” Doug asks. “Dunno, they might be exempt” Will says. “What does that mean?” Bronte asks. “Well they won’t be able to nominate but can’t be nominated ever, it what happens to all the newbies” Will says. “Yeah but they’ve been here nearly a week” Luna says. “But they barely know us” Will says.
9: 53 AM: Hattie and Rick are chatting in the laundry room. “Rick, we need to chat about yesterday, you’ve been avoiding me, just say something” Hattie sighs. “Well, I dunno, you came onto me” Rick sighs. “And you would have kissed back, don’t deny it” Hattie smirks. “Seriously, don’t tell Niamh or anyone” Rick says. “So would you have kissed back if we weren’t interrupted?” Hattie asks. “Probably, it was pretty subtle but I don’t want any confusion” Rick says. “Don’t deny it Rick, I’ve seen the way you look at me and it’s totally blatant you fancy me and not Niamh” Hattie smirks. “Shut up, nothing is gonna happen” Rick whispers and walks off.
10: 45 AM: Rick is in the bath and it chatting to Will who’s brushing his teeth. “Will, you know the water fight, well did you see anything scandalous at all?” Rick asks. “What do you mean?” Will sighs. “I dunno, like something that might cause drama” Rick says. “Is this involving you?” Will asks. “Yeah, did you see me do anything scandalous?” Rick asks. “Yeah” Will says. “You saw Hattie kiss me?” Rick gasps. “Yes” Will says and walks off.
12: 41 PM: Luna and Bronte are cooking lunch. “Should we just make some salad and vegetable pasta?” Bronte says. “Yeah, we’ve got quite a bit of pasta, you boil that and I’ll start on the vegetables” Luna smiles. “I don’t wanna sound bitchy but Hattie seems fake, like she’s too happy, too calm and too friendly” Bronte says. “Give her a few more days and she’ll settle down” Luna smirks. “Yeah but she’s an American glamour model, seriously, it’s not because she’s American and a model but why would Big Brother send in someone like that, there must be something about her” Bronte says. “There might be something” Luna says. “Do you know something?” Bronte asks. “No, I’d have told you” Luna smirks. “Really?” Bronte says. “Yeah, can you pass me the cucumber?” Luna asks.
13: 00. Its nominations time and Luna is the first to nominate. “So my first nomination is Rick, just out of all the housemates he’s the hardest to live with and the fact that he’s cosying up with Hattie is disgusting and makes him look really chauvinistic” Luna says. “My next nomination is Niamh as in the recent weeks we’ve seen more and more of her that we haven’t seen before and it makes me feel like she’s acting fake” Luna sighs.
Rick is next to nominate. “So my first nomination is for Martyn, we aren’t getting on. We’re not having fun and joking about together since Alex left and it’s gotten us into a rivalry which is disturbing and irritating. Next is Maxine, We’ve really not bonded much, ever since the house agreed to get on she’s only really hanged about with Luna, Bronte, Doug and sometimes Will.
13: 27 PM: The housemates have gathered in the living room for lunch. “It looks very nutritious, thanks guys” Hattie smiles. “Yeah, so, am I washing up?” Sol asks. “Yeah, you and AJ” Luna says. “Will, I need to see you in the kitchen” Rick says and walks to the kitchen with Will following.
Bronte is next to nominate. “My first nomination is for Rick. Rick is rather shady, I really don’t trust him and I’d rather he goes and I don’t particular wish to live with him. My second nomination is for Martyn, if I were to rank the housemates Martyn would be last on my list of housemates I get on the most, he doesn’t contribute much to the house either now that Alex has gone and he’d probably be happier outside” Bronte says.
Maxine is the 4th housemate to nominate. “Me first nomination is Niamh, Niamh comes across as rather manipulative and her good girl mask is slipping and I can’t wait to see the prissy girl’s reaction” Maxine smirks. “My next nomination is Rick, Rick is arrogant and moody and hasn’t seemed to have changed much, he’s quite frankly not very pleased to be in the house” Maxine says.
Currently Rick has three nominations, Niamh has two, Martyn has two and Maxine has one.
Will is up next. “Hello Big Brother, Firstly I am nominating Rick because he’s just causing lots of random drama in the house. Currently he’s thinking with his penis and not his brain and it’s going to lead to disastrous consequences which we’ll have to hear him whine and moan about” Will sighs. “My next nomination is Martyn, I really don’t know why Martyn is here, he’s certainly not enjoying the experience since Alex was evicted” Will says.
Doug is 6th to nominate. “My first nomination is Martyn, Martyn’s rather quiet at the moment and is ungrateful for his Big Brother experience, we’ve hardly spoken to each other and we’re both very different guys and don’t share many interests” Doug sighs. “My second nomination is Chloe, I think she’s calmed down recently but at the moment I feel like she’s about to erupt, she’s settled down nicely but I don’t know how long for, I think the real Chloe is the one we saw in week one” Doug sighs.
With two housemates left, Rick has four nominations, Martyn has four, Niamh has two, and Chloe and Maxine have one.
Niamh is 7th to nominate. “Hey Big Brother, my first nomination is for Maxine, she’s been making snide remarks about me and Rick for some time, she talks down to me a bit like I’m a little girl and it’s really patronising. My next nomination is for Doug, I can’t help but think that he’s scared to branch away from Luna and Bronte and actually do something of his own accord” Niamh says.
16: 57 PM: Luna, Hattie, Chloe, Bronte, Maxine, Doug and Will are chatting in the kitchen. “I can see it being Niamh versus Rick, I can’t see anyone else being up” Maxine says. “Yeah, Although it depends who Niamh and Rick nominate, I think there could be a shock” Will says. “Who’d go out of Niamh versus Rick?” Doug asks. “Probably Niamh” Chloe says. “I agree with Will, I think there might be a shock” Luna says. “I’m gonna make some tea, anyone want a cup?” Doug asks. “Please” Luna smiles. “And me” Bronte smiles and Will stands up to follow Doug to the kitchen.
Chloe is in the diary room to nominate. “My first nomination is Will, I really think he’s playing a subtle game of acting as the poor little boy but I he’s clever and he’s good at analysing and he’s a threat and I don’t think he’d do well in a vote to save” Chloe sneers. “My next nomination is Niamh because she is acting like the good girl and playing the victim when she created all the drama and increased the divide” Chloe says.
17: 08 PM: Sol, AJ, Martyn and Rick are in the garden. Rick, Martyn and AJ are sunbathing. “It’s turning out to be a nice night” Martyn says. “I guess, cooling down a bit, days are going to be shortening soon” Rick says. “So do you think any of you lot will be up?” Sol asks. “I’ll probably be up” Rick sighs. “Nah, you’ll be alright Rick” Hattie smiles as she walks over. “Doubt it, me and Niamh it’ll be” Rick says. “Maybe but there’ll be loads of people alongside you” Hattie says. “I’m just glad I’m not nominating, safe for another week” AJ smirks. “Same” Sol sighs.
Martyn is the final housemate to nominate. “My first nomination is Rick, he’s arrogant, rather lazy and moody and he’s not pleasant to be with, we are in a kind of grudge at the moment hence why I am nominating him. Next nomination is Niamh, her and Rick are the centre of gossip and bitching and with her out maybe we could get some happiness and fun back into the house” Martyn says.

19: 00 PM: Housemates have gathered in the living room to hear the results of the nominations. “Housemates, earlier today you nominated, I can reveal that the housemates up this week are, with four nominations, Niamh.....and Martyn and with five nominations, Rick” Big Brother announces. “Oh my god Martyn” Chloe gasps. “Housemates, this week is a double eviction” Big Brother announces. “Oh my god, no, there wouldn’t be a double with only three housemates” Maxine says. “Yeah” Sol nods. “I knew there was something fishy about us newbies immune, I bet the public are voting for us to stay” Hattie gasps. “I bet, I can’ believe Martyn’s up, like Niamh and Rick I can understand but Martyn” AJ says. Niamh walks off into the bathroom where she locks the door and rubs her eyes.

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Big Brother 16: Day 25

10: 01 AM: Niamh and Bronte are talking in the bedroom. “Are you alright?” Bronte asks. “Yeah, bit sick of getting nominated though, I really wanted a week off but it’ll probably be my last now it’s a double” Niamh sighs.”Well I think it could be anyone sadly” Bronte sighs. “I don’t wanna say this because it’ll make me look like a bitch but I think Martyn could go, I think he could then it’s between me and Rick” Niamh sighs.

10: 38 AM: Hattie, AJ and Chloe are chatting in the garden. “I don’t think just them three are up, I’m pretty sure there’s a separate vote for the three newbies and one of us is going, there can’t be a double with only three, no way” Hattie says. “Yeah, but I think Niamh and Rick are out this week, their fans will split the vote” Chloe says. “I think Sol could go if it’s a vote between us three” Hattie says. “I can’t call it between us three” AJ says. “Sol’s done sod all since her got here can’t see him staying long” Chloe smirks.

12:00 PM: Housemates have been called to the living room for their shopping task. AJ is reading out this week’s task. “Housemates, this week’s shopping task you will put on a pantomime, you must now decide which Pantomime to perform out of Aladdin, Snow White and Cinderella” AJ reads. “Cinderella’s easiest” Chloe says and Doug and Luna nod. “Cinderella then?” Will asks and the house murmur their agreement. “Hold on, I’ll read the Cinderella part, you must now decide between yourselves the following roles, Cinderella, Prince Charming, The Ugly Stepsisters, who must be played by males, Stepmother, Dandini, The Fairy Godmother, Buttons, The Narrator, two entertainers who must put on an interval performance and a director” AJ says. “Okay, let’s start with Cinderella” Doug says. “Can I do it?” Chloe asks. “I’d like to be Cinders” Bronte says. “I think Bronte should do it” Luna says. “Yeah” Hattie sighs. “Alright” Chloe sighs. “Who wants to be Prince Charming?” Will asks. “I’ll do it” Rick smirks. “Anyone else? Alright Rick, you’re the Prince” Will says.

12: 23 PM: Housemates have decided their roles and have collected their scripts, the housemates have selected Will as their director. Bronte is Cinderella, Rick is Prince Charming, AJ and Martyn are the Ugly Stepsisters, Chloe is the Stepmother, Luna is Dandini, Maxine is the Fairy Godmother, Doug is Buttons, Solomon is the narrator and Niamh and Hattie are the entertainers.

12: 50 PM: Maxine and Will are by the trampoline. “Seriously, can I change parts, the fairy has one scene, can’t I be the stepsister?” Maxine asks. “You can swap with Chloe” Will sighs. “Yeah but Chloe’s not gonna switch” Maxine says. “We choose Bronte as Cinderella and Chloe wanted to be it so we gave her the stepmother, you can always extend your part” Will says. “I don’t wanna be a bloody fairy” Maxine snorts and walks off.

14: 17 PM: Martyn and AJ are rehearsing their lines. “Do we have to dress up in drag?” Martyn asks. “Yeah, I think it’ll suit you” AJ smirks. “I’m not, seriously, I can’t wear the drag clothes, I’ll look hideous” Martyn says. “Come on just do it, you haven’t even seen it yet” AJ smirks. “Seriously AJ, don’t laugh, I’m gonna look like a complete knob” Martyn says loudly. “And, we’re in Big Brother, none of us are going to leave and look good with our dignity, just do it for the task” AJ says.
Martyn is ranting in the diary room. “I am not going to wear makeup and drag, seriously, I will not do it, and I can’t. I just won’t, I will refuse, make up is girls and I’m just not gonna wear it, it’ll damage my dignity and that’s something I care about” Martyn says. “Martyn, why did you choose the role of an ugly stepsister?” Big Brother asks. “No one else would choose all the other roles were taken, please Big Brother, I’m not gonna wear so” Martyn says.

15: 54 PM: AJ is talking to Luna, Bronte and Rick in the kitchen. “Martyn’s not going to dress up, he takes himself too seriously, he has dignity or something” AJ smirks. “He’s gonna cost us the task, is it definite?” Rick asks. “Probably, we might just have to pin him down and force the clothes and stuff on him, like, seriously, can he just take the rod out of his arse and loosen up” AJ smirks. “Yeah, he is rather wooden” Luna says. “I’d be pleased to see him go” Bronte admits. “Is Maxine still pissed about being godmother?” Luna asks. “Yeah, she wouldn’t stop banging on about it, I think she’s gonna add her own song and dance” Bronte smirks. “This task should be fun but it’s really not, people are taking themselves too seriously” AJ says. “Did Martyn actually expect himself to keep his dignity throughout the entire show?” Rick smirks. “I think this place is getting to him” Luna says.

17: 12 PM: Niamh is in the bathroom. Niamh sobs as she stands by the mirror and sighs.

17: 13 PM: Hattie, Sol, Luna and Doug are talking in the living room. “Is Niamh alright? She’s been very quiet” Hattie says. “I think she’s just pissed about being nominated, she doesn’t want to go, but then again none of us do” Luna says. “Yeah, someone has to go, well this week two people have to go” Sol sighs.

18: 56 PM: Luna and Martyn are chatting by the pool while the rest of the housemates by the loungers. “Are you okay Martyn?” Luna asks. “Alright, just tired” Martyn says. “Do you miss Alex?” Luna asks. “Yeah, I’m really just tired, It feels weird not having spoken to my friends for nearly a month” Martyn says. “Do you think you’d be better off at home?” Luna asks. “No, not at all” Martyn says. “I dunno, you seem kind of miserable and down in the dumps” Luna says. “Well luckily you don’t have any right on what I can and can’t do, don’t act like you know what’s best for me” Martyn sneers and walks off.

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Big Brother 16: Day 25

10: 01 AM: Niamh and Bronte are talking in the bedroom. “Are you alright?” Bronte asks. “Yeah, bit sick of getting nominated though, I really wanted a week off but it’ll probably be my last now it’s a double” Niamh sighs.”Well I think it could be anyone sadly” Bronte sighs. “I don’t wanna say this because it’ll make me look like a bitch but I think Martyn could go, I think he could then it’s between me and Rick” Niamh sighs.

10: 38 AM: Hattie, AJ and Chloe are chatting in the garden. “I don’t think just them three are up, I’m pretty sure there’s a separate vote for the three newbies and one of us is going, there can’t be a double with only three, no way” Hattie says. “Yeah, but I think Niamh and Rick are out this week, their fans will split the vote” Chloe says. “I think Sol could go if it’s a vote between us three” Hattie says. “I can’t call it between us three” AJ says. “Sol’s done sod all since her got here can’t see him staying long” Chloe smirks.

12:00 PM: Housemates have been called to the living room for their shopping task. AJ is reading out this week’s task. “Housemates, this week’s shopping task you will put on a pantomime, you must now decide which Pantomime to perform out of Aladdin, Snow White and Cinderella” AJ reads. “Cinderella’s easiest” Chloe says and Doug and Luna nod. “Cinderella then?” Will asks and the house murmur their agreement. “Hold on, I’ll read the Cinderella part, you must now decide between yourselves the following roles, Cinderella, Prince Charming, The Ugly Stepsisters, who must be played by males, Stepmother, Dandini, The Fairy Godmother, Buttons, The Narrator, two entertainers who must put on an interval performance and a director” AJ says. “Okay, let’s start with Cinderella” Doug says. “Can I do it?” Chloe asks. “I’d like to be Cinders” Bronte says. “I think Bronte should do it” Luna says. “Yeah” Hattie sighs. “Alright” Chloe sighs. “Who wants to be Prince Charming?” Will asks. “I’ll do it” Rick smirks. “Anyone else? Alright Rick, you’re the Prince” Will says.

12: 23 PM: Housemates have decided their roles and have collected their scripts, the housemates have selected Will as their director. Bronte is Cinderella, Rick is Prince Charming, AJ and Martyn are the Ugly Stepsisters, Chloe is the Stepmother, Luna is Dandini, Maxine is the Fairy Godmother, Doug is Buttons, Solomon is the narrator and Niamh and Hattie are the entertainers.
12: 50 PM: Maxine and Will are by the trampoline. “Seriously, can I change parts, the fairy has one scene, can’t I be the stepsister?” Maxine asks. “You can swap with Chloe” Will sighs. “Yeah but Chloe’s not gonna switch” Maxine says. “We choose Bronte as Cinderella and Chloe wanted to be it so we gave her the stepmother, you can always extend your part” Will says. “I don’t wanna be a bloody fairy” Maxine snorts and walks off.

14: 17 PM: Martyn and AJ are rehearsing their lines. “Do we have to dress up in drag?” Martyn asks. “Yeah, I think it’ll suit you” AJ smirks. “I’m not, seriously, I can’t wear the drag clothes, I’ll look hideous” Martyn says. “Come on just do it, you haven’t even seen it yet” AJ smirks. “Seriously AJ, don’t laugh, I’m gonna look like a complete knob” Martyn says loudly. “And, we’re in Big Brother, none of us are going to leave and look good with our dignity, just do it for the task” AJ says.

Martyn is ranting in the diary room. “I am not going to wear makeup and drag, seriously, I will not do it, and I can’t. I just won’t, I will refuse, make up is girls and I’m just not gonna wear it, it’ll damage my dignity and that’s something I care about” Martyn says. “Martyn, why did you choose the role of an ugly stepsister?” Big Brother asks. “No one else would choose all the other roles were taken, please Big Brother, I’m not gonna wear so” Martyn says.

15: 54 PM: AJ is talking to Luna, Bronte and Rick in the kitchen. “Martyn’s not going to dress up, he takes himself too seriously, he has dignity or something” AJ smirks. “He’s gonna cost us the task, is it definite?” Rick asks. “Probably, we might just have to pin him down and force the clothes and stuff on him, like, seriously, can he just take the rod out of his arse and loosen up” AJ smirks. “Yeah, he is rather wooden” Luna says. “I’d be pleased to see him go” Bronte admits. “Is Maxine still pissed about being godmother?” Luna asks. “Yeah, she wouldn’t stop banging on about it, I think she’s gonna add her own song and dance” Bronte smirks. “This task should be fun but it’s really not, people are taking themselves too seriously” AJ says. “Did Martyn actually expect himself to keep his dignity throughout the entire show?” Rick smirks. “I think this place is getting to him” Luna says.

17: 12 PM: Niamh is in the bathroom. Niamh sobs as she stands by the mirror and sighs.

17: 13 PM: Hattie, Sol, Luna and Doug are talking in the living room. “Is Niamh alright? She’s been very quiet” Hattie says. “I think she’s just pissed about being nominated, she doesn’t want to go, but then again none of us do” Luna says. “Yeah, someone has to go, well this week two people have to go” Sol sighs.

18: 56 PM: Luna and Martyn are chatting by the pool while the rest of the housemates by the loungers. “Are you okay Martyn?” Luna asks. “Alright, just tired” Martyn says. “Do you miss Alex?” Luna asks. “Yeah, I’m really just tired, It feels weird not having spoken to my friends for nearly a month” Martyn says. “Do you think you’d be better off at home?” Luna asks. “No, not at all” Martyn says. “I dunno, you seem kind of miserable and down in the dumps” Luna says. “Well luckily you don’t have any right on what I can and can’t do, don’t act like you know what’s best for me” Martyn sneers and walks off.