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Shaun · 11-02-2017, 08:02 PM

ugh I've just decided which two and now I'm angry that I can't fit the Laughing Chewbacca Lady in

Mitchell · 11-02-2017, 08:06 PM

Its fine, Laughing Chewbacca woman would only be eliminated in week 2 to Chesney Hawkes

MB. · 11-02-2017, 08:10 PM

Just because I'm a sucker for order:

CBB21: Snooki, CJ de Mooi, Leah Remini, Stedman Pearson, Lil' Kim, Crissy Rock, Natalie Nunn, Mario Lopez, Russell Grant, Lizzie Cundy, Mark Labbett, Miriam Rivera, Michelle McManus, Martin Roberts, Jordan James Parke, Helen Lederer, Blake Fielder-Civil, Roy Horn
CBB22: Teddy Sinclair, Caben-Albi Davis, Charlie Clapham, Tonya Harding, Lee Lin Chin, Cesar Millan, Howard Brown, Lady Victoria Hervey, Jason Gardiner, Jay Aston, Monica Lewinsky, Limahl, Kriss Akabusi, Sally Jesse Raphael, Verka Serduchka, Brendan Sheerin, Grace Jones, Su Pollard
CBB23: Vicki Michelle, Sir Trevor McDonald, Judge Judy Sheindlin, Gyles Brandreth, Richard Simmons, Janice Dickinson, Lionel Blair, Rula Lenska, Peter Stringfellow, Ivana Trump, Jackie Stallone, Des Lynam, Kim Woodburn, Elaine Paige, Charo, Angie Bowie, Ken Morley, Winston McKenzie
CBB24: Fabio, Christine Walkden, Andy Kane, Rowland Rivron, Lily Tomlin, Tim Westwood, Richard Fairbrass, Charles Ingram, Lynda Woodruff, Lisa Riley, Lady Bunny, Ingrid Tarrant, Tommy Wiseau, Antonia Okonma, Sally Morgan, Grayson Perry, Iris Apfel, Crispin Glover, Fantasia, Anneka Rice
CBB25: Nancy Lam, Brian Blessed, Baby Bop, Sian Lloyd, Dick Strawbridge, Vanilla Ice, Dr Chris Steele, Timmy Mallett, Linda Gray, Ann Widdecombe, Claire Powell, Estelle Harris, Buzz Aldrin, John Altman, Sue Holderness, Arabella Weir
CBB26: June Brown, Wincey Willis, Betty White, MC Hammer, Mr Motivator, Eddie "the Eagle" Edwards, Paul & Barry Chuckle, Trisha Goddard, Alice Barry, Phill Lewis, Marilyn Manson, Judy Finnigan, Shaun Williamson, Katherine Ryan, Aretha Franklin, Heather Mills
CBB27: Wilford Brimley, Lucian Piane, Toyah Willcox, Bonnie Langford, Paul Cattermole, Coco Austin, Anne Charleston, Ron Jeremy, Ja Rule, Willa Ford, Owen Smith, Nicolo Festa, Carol Thatcher, Divine Brown, Adam Rickitt, Soon-Yi Previn, Kevin Kennedy, Monica Galetti, Marilyn, Faith Brown

The Laughing Chewbacca Lady would have made a wonderful addition to that list as well </3

Mitchell · 11-02-2017, 08:15 PM

I never thought I'd see Marilyn Manson, Heather Mills, Tommy Wiseau, Anne Charleston, Monica Lewinsky, Sir Trevor MacDonald, Stephanie Davis' baby and Howard from Halifax on the same list in my life

Mitchell · 11-02-2017, 08:16 PM

(And also can Snooki, Teddy Sinclair, Vicki Michelle, Nancy Lam, June Brown, Fabio and Wilford Brimley form a supergroup)

MB. · 11-02-2017, 08:20 PM

I also like that we're yet to have a winner who can still conceive naturally #GoldenOldies

Braden · 11-02-2017, 08:21 PM

I'm hoping Su, Sally Jesse and Iris are all-stars.

Daniel-X · 11-02-2017, 10:23 PM

I've waited with baited breath for Abi Titmuss' appearance. Don't let me down girls.

MB. · 11-02-2017, 10:37 PM

I would make a joke but I've just listed a few potential people to use in future and, er, Abi Titmuss is indeed on there

Mitchell · 12-02-2017, 04:06 AM

I know I said I'd not do another until All Stars, but this is completely separate

(Although I'm gutted as some of my favourite scenarios haven't been used

)

Here is the cast of Big Brother: Disney edition

Week 1

Week one and Elyar Fox has already made a cameo

Nominations - Tiana, Scuttle, Megara and Lady Tremaine
No Nominations - Cruella De Vil and Mickey Mouse
Evicted - Scuttle (28.83%)

How dare y'all not stan Scuttle </3

Week 2

True story about Moana being the name of an Italian porn star, not sure Lady Tremaine is one too, but Beryl suits her.

Nominations - Lady Tremaine (sorry Beryl) and Officer Clawhauser
No nominations - Stitch, Mickey, Marie, Mama Jumbo, Jafar, Grumpy and Pocahontas
Evicted - Lady Tremaine (63.97%)

RIP Beryl

Week 3

Poor Aunt Babe

Nominations - Baloo and Megara
No nominations - Mickey
Evicted - Baloo (59.56%)

Baloo leaving to get ready for his appearance on Jeremy Kyle.

Week 4

(The producers are quite obviously biased towards Mrs Potts given this edit!)

Nominations - Megara, Mushu and Mama Jumbo
No nominations - Tinkerbell, Pocahontas and Officer Clawhauser
Evicted - Mushu (36.19%)

Poor Mushu

Week 5

Paul Danan in Cinderella and Kimberly being the Cave of Wonders, sorry about the loss of your childhood guys.

Nominations - Jafar, Marie, Mama Jumbo and Grumpy
No nominations - Mother Gothel-Danan
Evicted - Jafar (36.19%)

Jafar was robbed

Week 6

Whenever, Wherever is a tune tbf

Nominations - Megara, Tiana, Marie, Mama Jumbo, Grumpy and Officer Clawhauser
No nominations - Tinkerbell, Pocahontas, Mother Gothel, Mickey, Cruella, Cheshire Cat
Evicted - Mama Jumbo (20.24%)

Week 7

That Peter Pan based one sounded a lot less harsh when I typed it

Nominations - Marie and Cheshire Cat
No nominations - Mother Gothel, Cruella and Mickey
Evicted - Marie (61.72%)

Week 8

Thank god that scenario went to a woman

Nominations - Megara and Cheshire Cat
No nominations - Tinkerbell, Cruella and Cheshire Cat
Evicted - Megara (59.35%)

MARCUSSSSSSSS

Week 9

Tony the Pony

Nominations - Stitch, Pocahontas and Cheshire Cat
No nominations - Tinkerbell, Mother Gothel, Cruella and Officer Clawhauser
Evicted - Stitch

(39.46%)

Week 10

Wolfy Millington and Stephanie Davis in one week, y'all are lucky sods

Nominations - Pocahontas, Mrs Potts and Cheshire Cat
No nominations - Mother Gothel
Evicted - Pocahontas (41.43%)

RIP Pocahontas, you will be sorely missed, meh.

Week 11

Mrs Potts talking to herself and two wildcats recreating The Lion King with Farrah Abraham...

Nominations - Mrs Potts, Mickey and Cheshire Cat
No nominations - Mother Gothel and Cruella
Evicted - Mrs Potts (40.94%)

Mrs Potts taking the fall for Channel 5's agenda

Week 12

Yes, because these two scenarios are more interesting than Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace ordering the slaughtering of over a hundred puppies...

Nominations - Mickey and Cheshire Cat
No nominations - Tigger and Cruella
Evicted - Cheshire Cat (55.29%)
CHESHHHH NOOOOOO

Week 13
The image flopped but it was;

Spoiler:

Nominations - Grumpy and Mickey
No nominations - Cruella De Vil
Evicted - Grumpy (68.69%)

Week 14

(Not Saira being a Grumpy hater)

Nominations - Mickey, Tinkerbell, Tiana and Mother Gothel
No nominations - Cruella and Officer Clawhauser
Evicted - Mother Gothel (31.89%)
(I knew the old woman had to go eventually #jackiestallone)

Week 15

(Tigger, you're getting boring now babes)

Nominations - Mickey and Tiana
No nominations - Cruella
Evicted - Mickey Mouse (51.61%)
The main mouse is evicted.

Week 16

(Na seriously Tigger)

Nominations - Tinkerbell and Tiana
No nominations - Tigger
Evicted - Tinkerbell (62.61%)

The sassy blonde falls, TiBB, I will pray for you

Week 17

I'M SO GLAD THE HOPKINS SCENARIO WAS USED.

Nominations - Tiana, Tigger and Officer Clawhauser
No nominations - Nobody
Evicted - Tigger (39.01%)
Teach him to keep infringing Wolfy's copyright

FINAL

Third Place

Spoiler:

(The POC joining the third place icons club?)

Winner

Spoiler:

I'm quite proud of my eviction images

Spoiler:

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White supremacy is vile, they need to grow up!

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And if not, maybe try your hand at being an author for Mills & Boon.

He/him

Last edited by Mitchell; 12-02-2017 at 04:10 AM.

Shaun · 12-02-2017, 10:10 PM

Some are born stars. Some have stars thrust upon them by Bianca Gascoigne's management. Others... are all stars.

September 2021. Donald Trump has served seven months of his second term as President (let's face it), Nicola Sturgeon has shaved her head and kicked Theresa May to death, and a Nirvana hologram are #1 for the sixth week with 'Smells Like Teen Spirit'. WELCOME. To CBB28. ALLSTARS!
Cast List

So yeah, the two newbies are Joanne the Scammer and Lord David Blunkett - they make their arrival with a secret mission to convince the other returning housemates that they are in fact both able to see, and are both male. They pass with flying colours after David says he "loves the colour of Iris' dress", even though she's wearing a onesie. No winners agreed to return; Su Pollard was close to confirming it before being offered the role of UN Secretary General.

Week One

[Iconic! Truly. Honestly.]
Nominations

Spoiler:

Nominated: Joanne the Scammer and Sally Jessy Raphael - omfg

No Nominations!: Russell Grant, David Blunkett & Richard Simmons
Evicted: Joanne the Scammer

[I guess I'll have to let her into my next series too then, because she is not first boot material kmt. At least she's made the Highlights. Twice.]

Week Two

[Those prayers to the sun god of Ra in week one may really come back to haunt the house, and Carol Thatcher is the first casualty. Toddler Davis has his own demons.]
Nominations

Spoiler:

Nominated: Helen Lederer and Sally Jessy Raphael - jesus ****ing christ guys

No Nominations!: Carol Thatcher. Milking that no-eye sympathy. When will David?
Evicted: Helen Lederer

[This is going to get quite upsetting quite fast isn't it]

Week Three

[Honestly, when is that infant prick going to fucking learn? Your AGE ISN'T AN EXCUSE, AND NEITHER ARE YOUR TERRIBLE PARENTS.]
Nominations

Spoiler:

Nominated: Toddler Davis & Lynda Woodruff - if you don't vote that BIGOTED LITTLE DRUG-ADDICT SCROTE OUT, I SWEAR TO GOD
No Nominations!: Carol Thatcher, Charo, Mr. Motivator & Nancy Lam! None of which were cast by me

Evicted: TODDLER DAVIS GET THE **** IN.
[NEVER COME BACK, YOU EVIL SPAWN OF SATAN]

Week Four

[a) Obviously Lynda is a goddess. This was known before her first stint. b) How is David able to read eyebrow wiggles? Enigmatic king! c) Oh Sally. I expected better.]
Nominations

Spoiler:

Nominated: Grace Jones & Sally Jessy Raphael - what did I do to deserve this?
No Nominations!: Carol Thatcher, Shaun Williamson & Nancy Lam! None of which were cast by me

Evicted: Sally Jessy Raphael

.
[I suppose I was due a fall from grace but this is a bit much?]

Week Five

[In case you were concerned, Alice was resuscitated successfully.]
Nominations

Spoiler:

Nominated: Alice Barry & The Beast, Mark Labbett! - not MUCH of an improvement but Lynda and Grace have been left alone so small victories!
No Nominations!: Carol Thatcher, Richard Simmons & Nancy Lam! None of which were cast by me

Evicted: The Beast

[I did set the Rylan tasering to have a devastating impact on the recipient's popularity, so Mark must have been hated.]

Week Six

[Wow, the producers are skimping this year! And... not sure that'd fit to the tune but best of luck to you, chaps.]
Nominations

Spoiler:

Nominated: Alice Barry, Lynda Woodruff & Mr. Motivator! - if I lose another of MY housemates i s2g...
No Nominations!: Carol Thatcher, Charo, Shaun Williamson & Nancy Lam!: MB & Mitchell have done ****ed up CBB.
Evicted: Mr. Motivator
[thank god.]

Week Seven

[Richard, you spiteful beast

And wow, Alice is cancelled!]
Nominations

Spoiler:

Nominated: Alice Barry vs. Lynda Woodruff
No Nominations!: Carol Thatcher, Iris Apfel and Shaun Williamson!
Evicted: Alice Barry
[I'm not happy about losing these wonderful people so soon either]

Week Eight

[Lynda is beginning to hog the highlights isn't she? And I presume something was lost in translation with Charo.]
Nominations

Spoiler:

Nominated: Tommy Wiseau, Richard Simmons & Lord David Blunkett
No Nominations!: Carol Thatcher and Nancy Lam!
Evicted: Richard Simmons
[Serves you right for being a little bitch to Lynda]

Week Nine

[Pray for Des!]
Nominations

Spoiler:

Nominated: Nancy Lam vs. Iris Apfel
No Nominations!: Carol Thatcher and Des Lynam!
Evicted: Nancy Lam
[If someone could nominate that ****ing old bitch Carol that would be nice?]

Week Ten

[Carol you heartless cow!]
Nominations

Spoiler:

Nominated: Tommy Wiseau, David Blunkett, Russell Grant and Iris Apfel
No Nominations!: Brendan Sheerin!
Evicted: David Blunkett
[He had a nice run I suppose.]

Week Eleven

[I guess that explains why he was late?]
Nominations

Spoiler:

Nominated: Lynda Woodruff vs. Grace Jones - KMT
No Nominations!: Brendan Sheerin, Des Lynam, Charo and Shaun Williamson
Evicted: Lynda Woodruff
[As devastating as this is, it will be nice for someone else to make the highlights.]

Week Twelve

[Lovely!]
Nominations

Spoiler:

Nominated: Russell Grant vs. Tommy Wiseau vs. Grace Jones
No Nominations!: Brendan Sheerin, Des Lynam, Charo and Shaun Williamson
Evicted: Tommy Wiseau
[Not sure I have the capacity to feel anything any more]

Week Thirteen

[Iris you beautiful, beautiful majestic woman.]
Nominations

Spoiler:

Nominated: Iris Apfel vs. Grace Jones

No Nominations!: Brendan Sheerin and Shaun Williamson
Evicted: Grace Jones
[I regret everything]

Week Fourteen

[Charo beginning to demolish the awful power alliance from the inside?]
Nominations

Spoiler:

Nominated: Iris Apfel, Russell Grant and Carol Thatcher - GET THAT RACIST BITCH OUT.
No Nominations!: Shaun Williamson
Evicted: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS IT'S CAROL THATCHER
[C'MON IRIS. DO THIS FOR BRITAIN.]

Week Fifteen

[To be fair, I wouldn't share a room with Russell Grant either.]
Nominations

Spoiler:

Nominated: Iris Apfel vs. Russell Grant - COME THRU IRIS
No Nominations!: n/a
Evicted: Russell Grant!
[Iris' soar to victory is on!!!!]

Week Sixteen

[At least it ate Stephen Bear too! And we all make mistakes, Des.]
Nominations

Spoiler:

Nominated: Iris Apfel, Des Lynam, Brendan Sheerin & Shaun Williamson
No Nominations!: n/a
Evicted: Shaun Williamson!
[</3 Barry]

Week Seventeen

[Charo and Iris reenacting week 2 <333333 Brendan in general <333333333]
Nominations

Spoiler:

Nominated: Iris Apfel, Des Lynam and Charo
No Nominations!: n/a
Evicted: Des Lynam!
[OK wow we've actually ended up with an impressive final three <3]

Finale

omg come through IRIS!!!!!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

Series Popularity

[I'm not entirely sure I buy into the racist baby being most popular on launch, so I'll begin an investigation into Stephanie & Jeremy rigging that vote.]
[Lynda and Iris both end the series unanimously adored. In fact, Lynda vs. Grace was the first time - that I recall noticing - where two housemates with 100 went against each other

]
[The most popular event was Shaun Williamson's domination of Week 10 - breaking that record and losing a limb won him a lot of support! 16pts in fact.]
[The least popular event was Brendan from Coach Trip thinking Louisa Johnson would have a 'pure fire' comeback :/ perhaps there was a deadly arson attack that week and he touched a nerve. 17pts were lost.]

Statistics
Most Nominations: Iris Apfel (again!) (39 this time), Lynda Woodruff (36), Grace Jones (35)
Fewest Nominations: Helen Lederer (8), Nancy Lam (9)
Most Evictions Survived: Iris Apfel (7), Lynda Woodruff (4) - deja vu here.
Never Up for Eviction: n/a
Highest Eviction Percentage: 94% for Alice Barry vs. Lynda Woodruff. This doesn't make much sense since, as you can see, they were both on 82 at time of facing each other....
Lowest Eviction Percentage: 53% for Lynda Woodruff vs. Grace Jones

although Carol's 41% in a three-way vote, and David Blunkett's 35% in a 4-way vote are considerably low too.

Makes the Highlights Nine Times! Lynda Woodruff and Shaun Williamson
Makes the Highlights Five Times: Des Lynam and Charo
Makes the Highlights Four Times: Grace Jones, Carol Thatcher, Brendan Sheerin and Iris Apfel
Makes the Highlights Thrice: Toddler Davis and Russell Grant
Makes the Highlights Twice: Joanne the Scammer, Alice Barry, Richard Simmons, Nancy Lam and David Blunkett
Makes the Highlights Once: Sally Jessy Raphael, The Beast, Mr. Motivator and Tommy Wiseau
Doesn't Make the Highlights At All: Helen Lederer

MB. · 12-02-2017, 10:25 PM

Despite almost having the worst boot order since... well, that series Winston won (thanks to Iris for saving it all <3), this and its related events are a work of absolute art, even in spite of Carol Thatcher's general existence

ps Charo was robbed and yes, that's only because I picked her initially

pps

Braden · 12-02-2017, 10:28 PM

Come. Through. Iris.

Barry from Eastenders got so ****ing annoying hogging the event highlights, I revelled in his eviction. Joanne the Scammer was channeling Paula Hamilton first boot realness <3 Lynda domination <3 Tommy's only highlight being the time he went to the diary room to request non-faggy best bits music, and then being evicted straight after <3

Literally cackled at Rylan tasering Alice after she tried to break into the camera runs. Underrated goddess.