[waterhog]

10 000 BC is JP a good or bad HP 24.02.15

nearly thirty
looking fit lean and buff
with a stroppy attitude he takes the burt'y
not helped by his immaturity with added bum fluff.
everything is to much to chisel
JP does so easily frustrate
he is coming across like a weasel
made worse by not being able to communicate.
his debt is mounting
the interest rate is colossal
JP's collectors are counting
HP is going to end with a brutal disposal.
i will not believe his jibber
gone is his credibility
just waiting for someone to shout "timber"
ready to fall down is this liability.
it does make me numb
JP's excuse is weak
has he only just remembered his "mum"
that has shown his destiny is bleak.
prove me wrong
JP do this bit of bird
not only will it make you strong
but your debt will be wiped clean and your survival will be heard.

( i am sure you all no one of my fave lines is said by dot cotton and i have tried so hard not to judge JP but i have had it now and i even accept things will not change and this record will play until he leaves the show. does anyone disagree with me and feel he has turned a corner and JP will now blossom and complete this experiment ? i would love it if a few reply's could rhyme. i have tried to get this to ch5 as it is on there channel and they inspired my poem - the question is - can i inspire a poem reply from the forum member ? )

[Josy]

He's just a pain in the arse really

[waterhog]

omg - did you see last nights show - not one word from JP.